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Richfag
Selena Gomez thread pls
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latinotornado ONLINE (09/04/2012) [+]
(36 replies)
I don't find Selena Gomez hot at all. Just my opinion, but she looks like a tall 12 year old girl (in b4 pedobear) I like women, not girls. Honest to god, if she asked to have sex with me, I would turn her down. why? because I have standards. and many of you boys and girls on FJ dont.
Red thumb me to kingdom fuck I dont care
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Red thumb me to kingdom fuck I dont care
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shiifter (09/04/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
How to become rich
Step 1. Take out a huge loan at the bank
Step 2. Use these funds to buy gadgets at the following places: A children's toy store, a military surplus sale and a gun shop. Then, buy a shit ton of dry food, canned goods, etc.
Step 3. Buy an mp3 player and hook it up to a loudspeaker. Download "Scatman" to it.
Step 4. Drive over to area 51.
Step 6. Put down your ancient device, connected to it's loudspeaker, and activate it somewhere within the perimeter.
Step 7. While everybody is distracted, Sprint into the complex and take the elevator down.
Step 8. Run into the labs, then take everything that looks strange. I don't care if it's a lightbulb, you fucking steal that shit like a nigger that needs beer money.
Step 9. They would have caught on to you by now, so instead of leaving, Run down to the deepest part of the complex, and hide behind a crate or something.
Step 10. Stay there for a year straight. Don't take any chances. Survive off your food and employee lunches.
Step 1. Take out a huge loan at the bank
Step 2. Use these funds to buy gadgets at the following places: A children's toy store, a military surplus sale and a gun shop. Then, buy a shit ton of dry food, canned goods, etc.
Step 3. Buy an mp3 player and hook it up to a loudspeaker. Download "Scatman" to it.
Step 4. Drive over to area 51.
Step 6. Put down your ancient device, connected to it's loudspeaker, and activate it somewhere within the perimeter.
Step 7. While everybody is distracted, Sprint into the complex and take the elevator down.
Step 8. Run into the labs, then take everything that looks strange. I don't care if it's a lightbulb, you fucking steal that shit like a nigger that needs beer money.
Step 9. They would have caught on to you by now, so instead of leaving, Run down to the deepest part of the complex, and hide behind a crate or something.
Step 10. Stay there for a year straight. Don't take any chances. Survive off your food and employee lunches.
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shiifter (09/04/2012) [-] Step 11. When exactly a year has passed, Run the fuck out, steal a plane, and fly like fuck to japan.
Step 12. Sell your shit on the black market for ultimate profit. You were in that hole for a year, so sell high.
Step 13. Fly to russia, and buy cottage somewhere in the woods, then wait it out for 4 years.
Step 14. Go to moscow, use your profits to buy anything you want ever. You're set for life.
And now you have become a billionaire in 5 years. Enjoy you're life, richfag.
Step 12. Sell your shit on the black market for ultimate profit. You were in that hole for a year, so sell high.
Step 13. Fly to russia, and buy cottage somewhere in the woods, then wait it out for 4 years.
Step 14. Go to moscow, use your profits to buy anything you want ever. You're set for life.
And now you have become a billionaire in 5 years. Enjoy you're life, richfag.
#253
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barackjemima (09/04/2012) [-] **barackjemima rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Social Awareness Class ** What I would do for a few hunnid dolla
#272
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alucardshellhound (09/04/2012) [-] **alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at strawBEARy **
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kaboomz (09/04/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**kaboomz rolled a random image posted in comment #65830 at Item Discussion ** what I would do for a hundred dollars
#251
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kittenluvvr (09/04/2012) [-] **kittenluvvr rolled a random image posted in comment #877987 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** what I would do for a hundred dollars
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specialops (09/04/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**specialops rolled a random image posted in comment #236 at Parking like a baws ** mfw i find a dolla in my hundreds
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JediismUser (09/04/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
If I were rich, I'd wear pinstrip suits all the time. Something about them is casual, but saying "yeah I have money to spend want some scotch?"
