What if Pokemon were real (Part 2)(Dark)

Wrong.

kinda depends on the gender of the kirlia, and if you have a stone

50% male or 50% female.

www.pokecharms.com/pokedex/?pkmn=Gardevoir

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip*

Yes, ralts can learn teleport. I don't see why she doesn't just melt everybody's brain and leave though.

It's owner has enough badges to fully control it...

Well you see the poor guy kept hitting the Magickarp til it was almost dead and it decided to think " You know what, fuck this asshole, if I'm going to die this mother fucker is going down with me and i shall spend my last seconds splashing in his blood to show my glory." and with all the rage built up he used flail instantly killing the guy and leading to the scenario at hand

there was a legend of a magikarp that could splash over a mountain. ill let you imagine the rest

A couple billion?
you know theres only 7 billion on earth right?

8 and increasing.

Actually no. Why didnt you just take 3 seconds to google it?
i dont understand. and no shit its increasing.

This will be my last attempt
after this im gonna chalk this up to good old fashoned trolling
bc no one can be given this much evidence and still deny it without being retarded or a troll.
http://www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html

to stop dancing

thank you , glad you like it... and epic wallpaper, i really love ho oh!


here take this as gift

just a fun fact form iceland six is spelled sex here

what was it?

in some pokedex entries it says that pokemon eat other pokemon

and in real nature, animals eat other animals, its just natural

well i think i give a shoot

nice