English. Found and thought was humorous.. File 2 13212_ KB, 399x300, ) Anonymous "ll/ lvl/ rom?::?) mmy face when Americans call chips "french fries" mmy face when Americans call crisps "chips" mmy face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" mmy face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" mmy face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" mmy face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" mmy face when Americans call meat water "gravy" mmy face when Americans call electroscope "power
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Anonymous "ll/ lvl/ rom?::?)
mmy face when Americans call chips "french fries"
mmy face when Americans call crisps "chips"
mmy face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
mmy face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
mmy face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
mmy face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
mmy face when Americans call meat water "gravy"
mmy face when Americans call electroscope "power cables"
i . . , mmy face when Americans call ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger"
E. " _ mmy face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
mmy face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
mmy face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich"
mmy face when Americans call their mighty mighty tippy typers "keyboards"
mmy face when Americans call and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
mmy face when Americans call an upsy "escalator"
mmy face when Americans call forcey fun time "rape"
mmy face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
mmy face when Americans call a "gear shift"
mmy face when Americans call a chem chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
mmy face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
mmy face when Americans call a pip pip a "screwdriver"
mmy face when Americans call a a "gun"
mmy face when Americans call a a "lightbulb"
mmy face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
mmy face when Americans call a slippery clippers long matter a "snake"
mmy face when Americans call / cps "roads"
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#88 - sippay (09/04/2012) [-]
OP is a Fag
#69 - thephoenix (09/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
WHAT HO!
i really am British and these are all real terms for these such things.
#86 - niggerflip (09/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
rooty tooty point n shoot yo ass nigga
rooty tooty point n shoot yo ass nigga
#37 - hargleblarg (09/03/2012) [-]
"rooty tooty point-n-shooty"
#153 - alexthecanadian (09/04/2012) [-]
I say, what is all this hullabaloo about?

OH DEAR! As I was typing this, I have gone and dropped my meat water all over my hoighty toighty tippy typers! GOD HEAVENS!

This is the last time I eat a breaddystack with meat water over my wunderbahbox hoighty toighty tippy typer!
#93 - haloforlife (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#58 - daemoniccoyote (09/03/2012) [-]
I don't get it. What's so funny about it? Those are perfectly normal sayings that americans fuck up all the time!

Too many beef wellington ensembles with lettuce, I say.

We should confiscate your rooty tooty point-n-shooties.
#30 - ANONpirate (09/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dreadfully sorry to hear that your Highness, but we can hardly expect those preposterous colonials to get things right now can we? now if you'd kindly stand up, i might be able to assist you in putting your trousers on the CORRECT way...
There we are. Now, i'll be back shortly with your mid afternoon tea, please refrain from attempting to catch the cinders as they leave the fireplace, as i have told you several times already, they are not in fact Fairies...
#4 - gazmus (09/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Love it. Love everything about it.

Hey Americans, that's what House looked like before he moved to America :)
#132 - allmightynig (09/04/2012) [-]
**allmightynig rolled a random image posted in comment #828840 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** lol forcy fun time is rape
#50 - dashierainboom (09/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Being English somehow makes this 10x funnier XD
#159 - thepumpkinsrock ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
#67 - malibumelon (09/03/2012) [-]
lost it at rooty tooty point n-shooty
lost it at rooty tooty point n-shooty
#175 - dasbrot (09/04/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#109 - muzzington **User deleted account** (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm offensive and I find this British.
I'm offensive and I find this British.
#99 - grogovic (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
#150 - tomainstream (09/04/2012) [-]
**tomainstream rolled a random image posted in comment #3095 at Dance Party! ** mfw forcey fun time
**tomainstream rolled a random image posted in comment #3095 at Dance Party! ** mfw forcey fun time
#44 - Pedomon (09/03/2012) [-]
lost it at rooty tooty point-n-shooty
#169 - KingGoron (09/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
lost my shit at peepee friction pleasure
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