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Anonymous "ll/ lvl/ rom?::?)
mmy face when Americans call chips "french fries"
mmy face when Americans call crisps "chips"
mmy face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
mmy face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
mmy face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
mmy face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
mmy face when Americans call meat water "gravy"
mmy face when Americans call electroscope "power cables"
i . . , mmy face when Americans call ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger"
E. " _ mmy face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
mmy face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
mmy face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich"
mmy face when Americans call their mighty mighty tippy typers "keyboards"
mmy face when Americans call and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
mmy face when Americans call an upsy "escalator"
mmy face when Americans call forcey fun time "rape"
mmy face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
mmy face when Americans call a "gear shift"
mmy face when Americans call a chem chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
mmy face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
mmy face when Americans call a pip pip a "screwdriver"
mmy face when Americans call a a "gun"
mmy face when Americans call a a "lightbulb"
mmy face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
mmy face when Americans call a slippery clippers long matter a "snake"
mmy face when Americans call / cps "roads"
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#88 - sippay (09/04/2012) [-]
OP is a Fag
#69 - thephoenix (09/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
WHAT HO!
i really am British and these are all real terms for these such things.
#86 - niggerflip (09/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
rooty tooty point n shoot yo ass 						*****
rooty tooty point n shoot yo ass *****
#37 - hargleblarg (09/03/2012) [-]
"rooty tooty point-n-shooty"
#153 - alexthecanadian (09/04/2012) [-]
I say, what is all this hullabaloo about?

OH DEAR! As I was typing this, I have gone and dropped my meat water all over my hoighty toighty tippy typers! GOD HEAVENS!

This is the last time I eat a breaddystack with meat water over my wunderbahbox hoighty toighty tippy typer!
#93 - haloforlife (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#30 - ANONpirate ONLINE (09/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dreadfully sorry to hear that your Highness, but we can hardly expect those preposterous colonials to get things right now can we? now if you'd kindly stand up, i might be able to assist you in putting your trousers on the CORRECT way...
There we are. Now, i'll be back shortly with your mid afternoon tea, please refrain from attempting to catch the cinders as they leave the fireplace, as i have told you several times already, they are not in fact Fairies...
#4 - gazmus (09/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Love it. Love everything about it.

Hey Americans, that's what House looked like before he moved to America :)
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User avatar #3 to #2 - tankeruber (09/03/2012) [-]
Of course we do lad, now how about some choco chip bicky wickys and a good ol' cup of tea. Right. right, god save the queen and whatnot. Look at that, it's six'o bong.a
#132 - allmightynig (09/04/2012) [-]
**allmightynig rolled a random image posted in comment #828840 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** lol forcy fun time is rape
#124 - unholyjebus (09/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My face when Americans call asses "fanny's". You do realise fanny means vagina in the UK.
My face when Americans call asses "fanny's". You do realise fanny means vagina in the UK.
#130 to #124 - vivadelsol (09/04/2012) [-]
MFW people call Cigarettes fags in other countries. You know that means "gay" here in the U.S. right?

Seriously, it is just the local lingo, it is not like everyone can know every vernacular usage of every word in every locale.
#50 - dashierainboom (09/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Being English somehow makes this 10x funnier XD
#67 - malibumelon (09/03/2012) [-]
lost it at rooty tooty point n-shooty
lost it at rooty tooty point n-shooty
#175 - dasbrot (09/04/2012) [-]
Indeed.
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#99 - grogovic (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
#150 - tomainstream (09/04/2012) [-]
**tomainstream rolled a random image posted in comment #3095 at Dance Party! ** mfw forcey fun time
**tomainstream rolled a random image posted in comment #3095 at Dance Party! ** mfw forcey fun time
#12 - GmCity (09/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Fickery I saw, and fickery I say, what, what, this is all utter tosh, we do nay mouth our breath with a scent as foul as this.
I must get on the dog and bone up the apples and pears to bring off this debauchary before twenty bong, we must not let HRH blighty quennie *god bless her* hear of this, she and ye tall-n-furrys on the nozzies with ye pointy bang bang, what have you, what, what.
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