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#6 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
Let me get this straight.

men prefer: Fully waxed bodies, perfect body and face, no wrinkles, no gray hair, no periods, slim body but somehow purky large breasts...

And they want a NATURAL woman?!
#161 to #6 - killuminatii (09/03/2012) [-]
not all men are the same some want huge tits some want natural
women are all the same in the other hand
#165 to #161 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
What? Woman arent all the same. Wow, That was the stupidest thing I've ever read. Not all women are fake.
#152 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
"No periods"
Wat
User avatar #125 to #6 - ningyoaijin (09/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, no. The prerequisites for me are:

IQ above 100;
Between 16 and 30;
Not mutant or dwarven;
Still has most of her teeth;
Free of STD's;
Is not religious in any way;
Doesn't regularly do drugs.

I'm more than happy with a woman who fulfills those criteria. Basically as long as she looks like a human and is of sound mind, she can have me if she wants :3
User avatar #78 to #6 - mrnecro (09/03/2012) [-]
just watch anime
User avatar #34 to #6 - jetpistol (09/03/2012) [-]
No. Just a nice and somehow cute lady.
User avatar #14 to #6 - terminalvelocity (09/03/2012) [-]
I'm forever alone since 1990 , i only wanna a girl who is frien , no boobs no vagina only brains
#24 to #14 - infiniteduress (09/03/2012) [-]
boy do i have a friend for you
User avatar #21 to #14 - wootshop (09/03/2012) [-]
good luck finding a girl with no vagina
#12 to #6 - deletedmyaccount (09/03/2012) [-]
For forgot "not a bitch."
User avatar #25 to #12 - Corak (09/03/2012) [-]
and "don't bitch"
#11 to #6 - kalimah (09/03/2012) [-]
I just want a natural woman

- said no man ever
User avatar #99 to #11 - frohtastic (09/03/2012) [-]
I just want a girl who shares some of the same interests as me,
dont have to be hot or big boobed or anything.

just no penises..
#67 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
I was referring to how men go

"DONT WEAR MAKE-UP! NATURAL IS ALWAYS BETTER!" Then expect women to be perfect.
User avatar #74 to #67 - kalimah (09/03/2012) [-]
Men tend to lie a lot when it comes to women...
Sometimes to impress and others to avoid conflict...
User avatar #55 to #11 - darktoucan ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
i want a normal woman that doenst wear makeup have fake boobs and is nice
User avatar #56 to #55 - kalimah (09/03/2012) [-]
was your first girlfriend a bitch with fake boobs?
User avatar #57 to #56 - darktoucan ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
no she was nice with real boobs but ugly as sin
User avatar #18 to #11 - megatrollinator ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Said me. My preferences are B-C Breasts. I don't mind a little belly fat. And as long as they have a nice personality, I can live with a couple flaws.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kalimah (09/03/2012) [-]
i dont think body counts in natural since exercising is a natural thing...
make-up waxing would though
and personality....i dont think there is yet artificial personality unless pretending counts
User avatar #23 to #19 - megatrollinator ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
You misunderstand the meaning. I was not referring to make-up (Opposed to it all the same), I was specifically talking about an Artificially Augmented Body (Eg: Lipo-Suction, Botox, Boob Job, Face Lift)
#26 to #23 - kalimah (09/03/2012) [-]
if thats what you meant then yes a lot of men like natural women
unless they have a plastic surgery fetish
User avatar #27 to #26 - megatrollinator ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
True. I also don't like girls that wear too much make-up. A little is fine, but not so much that I want to turn into Willy Freaking Wonka and tell them to get back in the factory.

On the side of Flaws, I meant: Mental Disabilities, Sensual Disabilities and Transgender (I like it, but I'm coming from the Generic Viewpoint on this).
User avatar #37 to #27 - kalimah (09/03/2012) [-]
Well nothing followed by "too much" is good
and i dont think anyone wants a woman that would stab you for looking at another woman
i dont know what you meant by sensual disabilities though...
User avatar #53 to #37 - megatrollinator ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Sensual... F***, I meant Sensory, as in Blind/Deaf/Mute/etc
User avatar #13 to #11 - opiethepug ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
I just want a natural woman
User avatar #16 to #13 - cantfindausername (09/03/2012) [-]
Me, too.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thedrainox (09/03/2012) [-]
Me three!
User avatar #47 to #17 - whiteniggers (09/03/2012) [-]
me nigger
User avatar #10 to #6 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
well, there really isn't much you can do about the periods.
User avatar #9 to #6 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (09/03/2012) [-]
no periods would be nice.
User avatar #8 to #6 - freespeech (09/03/2012) [-]
No. I just want a woman. A hot one. With boobs. and a vagina. Hell you can skip boobs.
#92 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
And a penis.
#151 to #92 - communistuprising (09/03/2012) [-]
A big dick made of diamonds!!
User avatar #93 to #92 - freespeech (09/03/2012) [-]
No penis. Only vagina and nipples
#71 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
You expect them to be hot. They won't always be that way you know.
User avatar #79 to #71 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** (09/03/2012) [-]
^is a fat chick
#84 to #79 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
Actually, Im a guy...
#87 to #84 - N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
And gay..... so.....
#80 to #79 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
im awaiting the butthurt that follows your statement
User avatar #82 to #80 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** (09/03/2012) [-]
the usual replies to this are the im fat, a virgin, live in my parents basement and will never get a girl.... that or the "the fuck did you just call me?" copypasta
User avatar #83 to #82 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
white knights man, think they can get a girlfriend over the internet by being nice..
User avatar #130 to #83 - freespeech (09/03/2012) [-]
Bullshit
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