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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - anon id: 8be39ca0
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Let me get this straight.

men prefer: Fully waxed bodies, perfect body and face, no wrinkles, no gray hair, no periods, slim body but somehow purky large breasts...

And they want a NATURAL woman?!
#161 to #6 - killuminatii
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not all men are the same some want huge tits some want natural
women are all the same in the other hand
#165 to #161 - anon id: 8be39ca0
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What? Woman arent all the same. Wow, That was the stupidest thing I've ever read. Not all women are fake.
#9 to #6 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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User avatar #10 to #6 - wilfredfanforever
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well, there really isn't much you can do about the periods.
User avatar #125 to #6 - ningyoaijin
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Yeah, no. The prerequisites for me are:

IQ above 100;
Between 16 and 30;
Not mutant or dwarven;
Still has most of her teeth;
Free of STD's;
Is not religious in any way;
Doesn't regularly do drugs.

I'm more than happy with a woman who fulfills those criteria. Basically as long as she looks like a human and is of sound mind, she can have me if she wants :3
#152 to #6 - anon id: c5b67a1c
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"No periods"
Wat
#12 to #6 - deletedmyaccount
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For forgot "not a bitch."
User avatar #25 to #12 - Corak
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and "don't bitch"
User avatar #34 to #6 - jetpistol
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No. Just a nice and somehow cute lady.
User avatar #78 to #6 - mrnecro
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just watch anime
User avatar #14 to #6 - terminalvelocity
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I'm forever alone since 1990 , i only wanna a girl who is frien , no boobs no vagina only brains
User avatar #21 to #14 - wootshop
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good luck finding a girl with no vagina
#24 to #14 - infiniteduress
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boy do i have a friend for you
#8 to #6 - freespeech
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#92 to #8 - anon id: 6d570647
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And a penis.
#93 to #92 - freespeech
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#129 to #92 - rennat
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#151 to #92 - communistuprising
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A big dick made of diamonds!!
#71 to #8 - anon id: 8be39ca0
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You expect them to be hot. They won't always be that way you know.
#79 to #71 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#80 to #79 - usernameluisdjlols
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im awaiting the butthurt that follows your statement
#82 to #80 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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User avatar #83 to #82 - usernameluisdjlols
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white knights man, think they can get a girlfriend over the internet by being nice..
#130 to #83 - freespeech
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#84 to #79 - anon id: 8be39ca0
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Actually, Im a guy...
#87 to #84 - anon id: 8be39ca0
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And gay..... so.....
#76 to #71 - freespeech
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User avatar #4 - vanoreo
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No, they just want a man who can pay for all of those things.
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#86 to #4 - aerosol
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On it
On it
#29 - anon id: 522cbbf1
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well ya its becuz we're prettier than you :)

you boys are so stupid all you want is sex its really funnny. U don't even see a girl for who she is

I have like 4 boyfriends and they all do whatever i tell them to, your all so stupid.
User avatar #77 to #29 - ISRjustgun
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Nope. Not even gonna sa- y'know what? I'm saying it. G.I.R.L.
#30 to #29 - anon id: 23ed7641
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0/10 troll
User avatar #35 to #29 - EvilWolf
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troll lvl : newbie
User avatar #108 to #29 - keduti
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Aren't you a great example to female humans.
User avatar #32 to #29 - themastertroller
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-2/10 that was so horrible
#33 to #29 - urgnnahaveabadtime
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god that's just sloppy..
User avatar #38 to #29 - reican
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9gag do better than you.
User avatar #96 to #29 - angelojuusan
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I shall now refute all of your points.

1: Some boys are indeed prettier then women. Exhibit A: Jessica Alba.

2: Actually, after working about 40 hours of janitorial hell this week, all I want is some free time to make "Jak 2 in Five Seconds", "Jak 3 in Five Seconds", and get some footage for my Let's Play of Saints Row 2. In other words, I have hobbies that don't involve my penis.

3: So you're a reverse Mormon?
#41 to #29 - thegamerchair
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#121 - atkissonbr
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#122 - atkissonbr
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#134 - stely
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TELL ME I'M PRETTY!
#144 to #134 - hanajayne
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I'd hit that with a stick. Twice.
#167 to #134 - gatsu
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...
User avatar #171 to #167 - herecomesjohnny
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why you gotta visually castrate me, bro?
#174 to #171 - gatsu
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I'm sorry but i just had to
#159 to #134 - nocandy
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#153 to #134 - swordman
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Got to get me mallet
#68 - WhattheNorris
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WTF MOM AND DAD?
#132 - benighted
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#20 - wootshop
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Comment Picture
#22 to #20 - ghoulish
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#52 to #22 - imshark
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its like half the ppl that use that pic dont even know its a reference to sgt frog
#179 to #52 - ghoulish
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Im not one of them though
User avatar #58 to #52 - ChilyCheeseFryz
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Someone said yummy cow flesh???
User avatar #54 - reallybig
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So let me get this straight... Women are expected and trained by society to change their appearance drastically, wasting time and money, in order to get a man... But are faced with **** like this?
#60 to #54 - abbraxys
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Men have had that problem since the beginning of time, minus the "getting a man" part. How many homeless people get elected to Congress?
User avatar #64 to #60 - reallybig
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That's a really different topic? We're talking about women having to change themselves in order to be accepted by society (and themselves, in most cases), not about whatever point you're making is. Not meaning to be rude with that, just not sure what you mean.
Women have been told that they need to change themselves in order to snag a guy; that unless they use these crazy products a man will never love them. The women wait around for men to come, and live in fear that a guy won't come unless they do what society suggests.
I do understand that men also face issues like this, specifically the classic "U GOTTA BE A MAN" one. To tie into your homeless people point, a psychological study actually showed that homeless men, on average, don't feel less "manly" just because they're homeless.
And, well, I imagine they don't get elected to Congress because they aren't born into a situation/don't follow the path that leads them to college and eventually a job that ties into politics. And/or they don't have the means to bribe their way in. That has nothing to do with this issue.
#81 to #64 - abbraxys
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Wasting time and money, changing one's appearance drastically, and following society's code is the responsibility of any adult, is what I mean. If you want to be successful in most things, you need to conform your appearance to the desired outcome of that position. Being qualified for that position requires "wasting time and money" having a job and affording the lifestyle that ties with it. I'm saying men go through those same trials; it's not a woman exclusive issue.
User avatar #88 to #81 - reallybig
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Okay, I get what you're saying. That's most definitely not a female-specific issue. What is a female-specific issue is the fact that women are told that they need to do this just to find a mate.
#101 to #88 - larknok
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*cough cough* You're ******* stupid *cough cough* Guys are told to be muscular, retarded as ****, and alpha as ****. Judge a female based upon her smarts and not her looks? FAGGOT. Judge a female upon her looks and not her smarts? MISOGYNISTIC PIECE OF ****. There's no winning with women. Scratch that, I'll correct myself. There's no winning with humans. **** humanity.
#98 to #88 - abbraxys
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None of that **** is necessary to find a mate, people simply waste time and money pretending to be people they're not anyways because they think it helps. To be attractive to most women, a guy will have to be fit, magnanimous, and generous, as well as being dressed up for her. That means "wasting" time at the gym, "wasting" money for membership and proper attire for both the gym and being attractive to her. If they ever go anywhere, it's society's favor that the man typically pays for whatever they do. He may be stupid enough to waste even more money on her buying her cheesy gifts. It's still a double-sided issue.
User avatar #105 to #98 - reallybig
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The following comment is directed at both of you (abbraxys and larknok):
Yeah, that was a kind of rash comment to post. I do admit, I'm quite wrong there. It is kinda ridiculous that I'm (and many others are, too) solely defending women in this argument. So, I apologize for that!
Maybe it's because this is a male-dominated site where "tits or gtfo" is still funny.
I agree with larknok! **** humanity.
#110 to #105 - abbraxys
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I'm not saying there's blatant sexism from men on this site either. Yeah, the majority of humor sites are male dominated, with young audiences. It's not fair; I'm not saying it is. **** humanity indeed.
#109 to #105 - larknok
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I can see why you would see "tits or gtfo" as a misogynist statement. I did at first also. Here's an explanation for it though:

The entire point of "there are no girls on the internet" is that on every website other than facebook, you get no special treatment for being a girl because any guy you talk to will not treat you special because he will never get the opportunity to flirt / have sex with you. Therefore, everyone on the internet becomes treated exactly the same. Not necessarily like a "bro" or anything, just a person. So when a girl does come on the internet and go all "hey guys, I'm a girl!" all the guys do the proper thing by telling her to stop trying to get special treatment with: "Tits or GTFO." Therefore, "there are no girls on the internet" is much less a misogynist statement of seclusion, but rather, a statement of inherent equality on the internet.
User avatar #111 to #109 - reallybig
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I really like you.
it's tough on the internet because you can't tell if i'm being sarcastic or not
and i'm not i really honestly admire you wow
#120 to #111 - larknok
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mmm, not half bad yourself. I apologize for calling you ******* stupid earlier. 98% of the people I meet never double back on their opinions even when provided with proper evidence, and I assumed as much for you, which was a mistake.

Too many people argue for the sake of bettering their own image and not enough people for the sake of actually determining what is right and what is wrong. Which brings me quickly to the next problem, that whenever you say something or take an opinion, everyone assumes you're doing it because you want attention or self-gratification. This explains quickly [my writing]:

It is assumed that in all men, truth must come second to self-gratification, perhaps the most unfortunate reality of man. Truth can never be too convenient.
User avatar #65 to #54 - aerosol
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trained, but not forced
#90 to #54 - anon id: bbb9bf29
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Men are expected to look a certain way too, but it's much easier. Just work out regularly, go for runs, eat right, etc., and you're usually attractive enough. Women have more of an ordeal, since their DNA more or less determines their attractiveness from birth (unless they grow up to be a slob, have poor eating habits, whatever) and if they want to change that, they need to modify themselves unnaturally to change that. It's not very common that a girl would have to take such drastic measures to be acceptable, but if you do, you're out of luck.
User avatar #103 to #54 - durkadurka
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It's a shame that society creates these misconceptions. Also keep in mind that there's things society tells guys to do to attract girls. Namely, we're told to work, be successful, and makes lots of money to get girls.

So the trick is finding a girl/guy who doesn't feel forced to do these things and who doesn't expect you to either.