BaceFook

Hello, Chris Handsome

Well fuck a duck and see what hatches

probably nothing but it seems interesting to try out.

No, shooting up the school won't solve anything

For the intellectually impaired, " My son is not stable enough for this shit yet"

I had to look back and see that it was english.

lmao you fool!

Please take a seat over there sir.

Yeah, I know, my brother and his girlfriend are thinking the same, but they want to finish college first.

The guy in the post is suggesting that he's going to have a little girl in just a couple of years. I can't imagine him being in any suitable situation being a father within such a short amount of time if he hasn't even completed high school yet...

some people say "a couple" and dont mean 2. he could just be saying that he's excited to start a family. but apparently its cool to be an asshole to people you've never met.

yes


no actually i just like advocating people not being unlikable dickheads on the internet. i guess that makes me a bad person

I'm sorry if you think I'm acting like an "unlikable dickhead," that's not my intention.

I just disapprove of irresponsible decisions, and the post above just came off as one.

I said what I said based on the idea that "he's going to knock her up too soon," alright? It's not like I insulted him.

yeah. to be fair ive just been seeing a shitton of people on here just giving people shit for nothing. its gotten annoying.

Right, I understand.

You really like college humor, don't you?

i have a lot of jake and amir gifs.

Do people hate the way they act or just the way they look? Because the only reason I have this shitty hair is to get "emo/scenic" girls whatever the fuck you call them. Not sure if you've ever seen them but holy fuck I'd fuck their brains out. They're also extremely easy to get. Just have a shitty emo hair style and they'll be dripping wet as soon as you get near them. They're a bunch of fucking sluts, I love it.

why do you have that even

It's a video from his night with the last scene girl he bedded.

I wish to grant you a picture of meaning, but my comment level isn't high enough.

exactly how i feel. Exactly

look on the bright side, with the way those emo fags and swag fags over react on everything, they'll most likely start cutting themselves and bleed to death, the problem will sort itself out. I give it 3 years.

I dress like an emo/scene fag. I don't act like them and I'll certainly be hypocritical about it and call them fags for crying about jack shit. But honestly some people are too dramatic and get depressed about shit too easily.

inb4 emo/scene fag

haha, it thinks its people. silly anon fag.

This.

i once kissed my dad on the lips when i was 5

thanks for reminding me

yeah what's up with that anyway?

I got kissed on the lips...

I used to kiss my grandma on the lips... D:

Maybe he just doesn't give a fuck about appearances like most older people

Silly Rabbit, that's no reason to misspell.

Well 'stabel' was probably him typing too fast and pressing one of the keys too early like i do sometimes and his misspelling of financially was probably just because it's slightly more complicated than your average word and he couldn't be bothered to look it up.

Reason being because he doesn't care of he looks like a fool to a couple of neckbeards on the internet

I agree, but generally when you're making fun of someone you don't leave errors that they can take advantage of to counter you, like so: "lolz dad looks like u didnt finish highschool either cuz u cant even spell stable right". Doesn't really work out.