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wut.
just an old funny cap
Tags: LOLWUT
alts about AAM
roomates are sleeping
Pstart popping popcorn
setter one bag is done put another in the microwave
Dumpty contents of bag into giant black plastic bag
Countinue this until
entire bag filled with popcorn
are pissed that popcorn was continually popping from SAM to
aask what the fuck is my problem
Pl tie up the bag and sit on it
ewith a huge grin i say ''I made a bean bag chair but out of popped popcorn
Sstill doesnt explain the shit covered walls.
roomates are sleeping
Pstart popping popcorn
setter one bag is done put another in the microwave
Dumpty contents of bag into giant black plastic bag
Countinue this until
entire bag filled with popcorn
are pissed that popcorn was continually popping from SAM to
aask what the fuck is my problem
Pl tie up the bag and sit on it
ewith a huge grin i say ''I made a bean bag chair but out of popped popcorn
Sstill doesnt explain the shit covered walls.
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He claims he was making popcorn for 71/2 hours, depending on your microwave popcorn usually takes around 2 minutes to completely pop.. That means that this guy had roughly 225 packets of popcorn just in his cupboards?
>be 8 or 9 in the bath tub
>playing with golf ball sized marble
>decide to shove the behemoth into tight little 8 year old asshole
>lots of grunting and groaning
>takes a long time
>finally get past the the tight part
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>suddenly gets scared that I'm going to get in trouble for having marble in my ass
>have to get it out
>start pushing
>it wont come out
>get on hands and knees for extra force
>push so hard I pop a blood vessel in my eye
>screaming at this point pushing with all my might
>it finally comes out
>about 2 gallons of shit paste comes with it
>gets everywhere
>mom rushes in because of screaming
>sees red eyed devil child with shit all over the bathroom
>not her favorite anymore
>playing with golf ball sized marble
>decide to shove the behemoth into tight little 8 year old asshole
>lots of grunting and groaning
>takes a long time
>finally get past the the tight part
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>suddenly gets scared that I'm going to get in trouble for having marble in my ass
>have to get it out
>start pushing
>it wont come out
>get on hands and knees for extra force
>push so hard I pop a blood vessel in my eye
>screaming at this point pushing with all my might
>it finally comes out
>about 2 gallons of shit paste comes with it
>gets everywhere
>mom rushes in because of screaming
>sees red eyed devil child with shit all over the bathroom
>not her favorite anymore
Okay, the shit covered walls are out of the question, but a seat made of a huge popcorn bag? That guy is going places.