NOO.

i actually have a friend who eats pizza with a spoon.

You especially can't eat it with a photoshop'd fork.

>Me, grandma, sister at Dions(Pizza place)

>Sister starts eating pizza with knife and fork

>Tell her "Haha thats not how you eat pizza, you eat it with your hands

>Grandma calls me sexist

>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN

Ok man I'm sorry I'll put it back, jesus....

I'm doin it right?

Some men...

That's what SHE said.





yes, I'm immature.

>Get pizza loaded with toppings
>Watch as friends struggle to eat it as it all slides off
>Get fork
>Get knife
>Fearless rebel, and classy as fuck


And it was fucking delicious.

Storytime because of reasons

>oldest best friends birthday
>go to nice restaurant which serves amazing pizza due to his pizza fetish
>everyone orders pizza because fuck originality
>we get our meal and everyone starts using a knife and fork to eat one
>cut pizza into pieces pick up slices and start eating
>that shit is amazing
>everyone is looking at me weird
>'What, is something on my face?'
>'Dude, this is a nice restaurant, use a knife and fork.'
>start tearing off slices with my hands
>eat the pizza like a true man
>people at other tables start looking at me
>finish meal
>say quite loudly 'Are you not entertained?!'
>use serviette to freshen up left over parts around mouth
>ask for after meal coffee and mint as waiter goes past
mfw it was the best pizza I ever had

My ex used scissors to cut pizza...

Shit just got classy.

<-- not pizza but sorta relevent

F*ck all the fags who ar eating fries with a fork. Fuck all of them.

I eat pizza with a knife and a fork simply because I find it a lot easier.

ive tried to eat it like that before but the pizza just falls off the fork... must be magnets