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#14 - PiMaker
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User avatar #2 - fireflower
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i actually have a friend who eats pizza with a spoon.
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User avatar #334 to #2 - bensho
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Friend of mine's brother eats hot dogs with a straw. No, seriously. He sticks it in the hot dog then sucks the meat out. He repeats this until there is only a skin full of holes.
User avatar #163 to #2 - babyjesuspwnage
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I'm so sorry you have to go through that.
#225 to #2 - chimfer
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User avatar #191 to #2 - fargone
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Kill your friend. For the good of all of us.
#178 to #2 - bighairybacon
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#3 to #2 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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HFW


seriously how the **** do you even do that
User avatar #4 to #3 - fireflower
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i don't even know
#299 to #3 - shadowrated
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This image has expired
Just made this. Higher quality for a reaction picture
#309 to #299 - anon id: a5fdaaa6
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fak u shdwrtd
User avatar #311 to #309 - shadowrated
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no fak u gey boi
#367 to #311 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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shedreterd plz
#68 - mattymattwithahat
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You especially can't eat it with a photoshop'd fork.
You especially can't eat it with a photoshop'd fork.
User avatar #76 to #68 - sinonyx
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what makes you thikn it's photoshopped?
User avatar #143 to #76 - spencervds
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I can tell by the pixels, I've seen quite a few photoshops in my day
#172 to #76 - shattubatu
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Because you can see the prongs aren't actually in the food, you can see the whole fork, it looks like the fork is glued to the pizza
#288 to #68 - salmonofdoubt
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So that's what this pic is from. Thank you, kind sir.
#45 - anon id: c4104ca8
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actually yes it is. you're supposed to cut it up. that goes for real Italian pizza though. not the **** from 'merica
#50 to #45 - boredomavenger
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>"real Italian pizza"   
>pizza was invented in America by an Italian immigrant   
>pizza is american
>"real Italian pizza"
>pizza was invented in America by an Italian immigrant
>pizza is american
#52 to #50 - natanhiel
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Pizza was invented in Naples. It was a peasant food.
#54 to #52 - boredomavenger
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I guess i should research things a little more before taking my facts from a history class 7 years ago :\   
   
and I always thought the italian variations were more of a flatbread with herbs on it rather than a heavier dough with all the sauce, cheese, etc. like in the American versions
I guess i should research things a little more before taking my facts from a history class 7 years ago :\

and I always thought the italian variations were more of a flatbread with herbs on it rather than a heavier dough with all the sauce, cheese, etc. like in the American versions
User avatar #64 to #54 - mrthezho
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I'm almost certain not even that history class meant that pizza was invented by a Italian immigrant in America but only brought to America by an Italian immigrant.
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User avatar #57 to #54 - natanhiel
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Back when it was a peasant food it was basically what you described. They got to how they are now when higher-ups started wanting it.

I love that gif
#55 to #50 - Sammael
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two things
1: Pizza was invented in Naples, it was, like lasagne, poor people's food. basically some bread topped with tomato and cheese and any other leftovers people had handy. It is not american.
2: American pizza is better. As an american immigrant from europe, i had chance of eating pizza in italy a lot, and boy... its mostly really bad. Some places do it decently but in average italian pizza is bad.
User avatar #94 to #55 - Chuckaholic
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I tend to find American pizza to be terrible. Don't state your opinion like an absolute. Many American Pizzas tend to have a thick crust which ruins everything good about Pizza. You can tell a good pizza by the way someone makes the crust. In my opinion a thin, soft crust is required to have good pizza. Neither American nor Italian is "better", you prefer one I prefer another.
#112 to #94 - marioauditore
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That's talking. I think the american pizza is more like italian focaccia but with too many flavors on it.
Btw you can find both thin and thick crust in Italy. Thin is the variant from Rome. Thick is from Naples.
User avatar #296 to #112 - Chuckaholic
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Exactly, to be quite honest I find that the American style could taste very similar to tomato on toast with cheese and a bunch of stuff. American can taste nice if you have it once, too many times and it's a bit sickening. I find that what makes Pizza great is the simplicity and just mozzarella, tomato and maybe a bit of prosciutto or even a bianca with garlic. The mass confusion of flavours in American can work sometimes and it'll be very nice, but more often than not I find it too much.
#58 to #55 - boredomavenger
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my mistake
User avatar #79 to #55 - sinonyx
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Fun Fact: lobster used to be poor people food as well, now look at it..
wonder what will happen to pizza when people realize its glory
#108 to #79 - Sammael
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Supply and demand. More people want to eat lobsters, and not as many lobsters around.
Basic pizza is made from cheap ingredients. crust is wheat, water and eggs, and toppings are tomato, cheese and pork (yes children, pepperoni are pork).
Add a huge competition and no way prices go too high.
#60 to #55 - marioauditore
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1: True
2: Are you mad? Where did you eat that ****? Worst pizza of my life was when i tried american pizza.
#92 to #60 - Sammael
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2: I did eat that ****. I ate that **** in over 30 places all over italy. And on average it was bad.
It tended to range from absolutely horrifying to pretty good. American tends to range from bad to damned good. In average, american pizzas are just much better.
#102 to #92 - marioauditore
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Lol, "absolutely horrifying" and "italian pizza" in the same sentence. That's enough internet for today.
I guess you can't argue about taste but i still think your palate has some kind of mutation :P
#107 to #102 - Sammael
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In Padova I got served a pizza with a crust was so hard I picked up entire pizza with two fingers it didn't even bend a little and knocked it on the table.
I ordered pizza with prosciutto, what I got was pizza with barely any sauce, little bit of grated cheese, waaay overdone, and amount of prosciutto was about 2 by 2 centimeters in the middle of pizza.
And all that goodness for just 11 euro.
I'd call that horrifying.
#124 to #107 - marioauditore
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That isn't called italian pizza, it's called an italian fraud. 11 euro? Wtf. Come back here bro, I'll pay you a real one.
Btw you must go south for a good pizza.
#56 to #45 - marioauditore
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I'm italian and never saw anyone eat pizza with a fork.
#71 to #56 - pistro
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I'm Italian too, and i've seen people eating pizza with a spoon. Honestly i do the same sometimes, so it lasts a little more. Because, you know...   
   
i'm poor.
I'm Italian too, and i've seen people eating pizza with a spoon. Honestly i do the same sometimes, so it lasts a little more. Because, you know...

i'm poor.
User avatar #72 to #71 - pistro
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****, replace "Spoon" with "fork"
#174 to #56 - hallaatit
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Lol. I know! I from Italy as well and I only use a fork and knife to cut my pizza into a triangle so I can eat it with my hands.

I don't even know what this kid is talking about.
User avatar #77 to #56 - MrSmurf
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A lot of people in Europe eat pizza with a fork.
#82 to #77 - marioauditore
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I know, i was talking about italians. You can see some tourist do that.
#80 to #77 - europe
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guess we just gotta take your word for it?
#179 - orcsalot
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#213 to #179 - Kirara
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How dare you..
#336 to #179 - JulesVerne
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**JulesVerne rolled a random image posted in comment #535 at Meet Jack ** You cant live your life like that man.
#194 to #179 - brothergrimm
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#189 to #179 - AnomynousUser
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you  MONSTER! D:
you MONSTER! D:
#180 - desktoppthabest
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>Me, grandma, sister at Dions(Pizza place)

>Sister starts eating pizza with knife and fork

>Tell her "Haha thats not how you eat pizza, you eat it with your hands

>Grandma calls me sexist

>MY ******* FACE WHEN





#98 - yourbed
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I'm doin it right?
#245 to #98 - thederpestest
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#69 - ilovewhitepeople
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User avatar #75 to #69 - sinonyx
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why is that, on that meme?
#151 - BNofuv
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**BNofuv rolled a random image posted in comment #911767 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** this is how u eat it
#159 to #151 - undyingumbrage
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#86 - josieabby
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That's what SHE said.





yes, I'm immature.
#338 to #86 - JulesVerne
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**JulesVerne rolled a random image posted in comment #223 at Chrestions pls ** Penis
User avatar #97 to #86 - silasdg
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Maybe but I was thinking it just not saying it aha.
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