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McAfee
III POINTIEST
VIRUSES
VIRUSES
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#34
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dedaluminus (09/02/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
>Download Avast Antivirus
>Disable every notification that is not to inform you about a virus
>Profit
>Disable every notification that is not to inform you about a virus
>Profit
#82
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envinite (09/02/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
> Be me
> at midnight, family is sleeping
> start horny, open porn in laptop on my room next to parents
> don't have headphone, so I use speaker with low volume
> porn goes like "aaah ahhhh faster..", sound radius only goes to like 3 metres, I never get caught by doing this
> open shorts, start fap
> almost finishing, feelsgoodman.jpg
> DUNG-DUNG-DUNG MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOUR VIRUS DEFINITION HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY UPDATED!!!!
> close laptop, jump to bed, pretend to sleep
> 10 sec later my dad check my room, soclose.jpg
> he know I'm not sleeping, and took my modem
Sleep the rest of the night without finish the fap, fucking avast
> at midnight, family is sleeping
> start horny, open porn in laptop on my room next to parents
> don't have headphone, so I use speaker with low volume
> porn goes like "aaah ahhhh faster..", sound radius only goes to like 3 metres, I never get caught by doing this
> open shorts, start fap
> almost finishing, feelsgoodman.jpg
> DUNG-DUNG-DUNG MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOUR VIRUS DEFINITION HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY UPDATED!!!!
> close laptop, jump to bed, pretend to sleep
> 10 sec later my dad check my room, soclose.jpg
> he know I'm not sleeping, and took my modem
Sleep the rest of the night without finish the fap, fucking avast
#50
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foolycooly (09/02/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
so you want to get rid of us?
i'd be a shame if your computer was suddenly bombarded by virus's.
i'd be a shame if your computer was suddenly bombarded by virus's.
#25
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fagnipples (09/02/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
No one else use Microsoft Security Essentials?
It's much better than any other free antivirus.
It's much better than any other free antivirus.
#116
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mrfourtysevenman ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-] go to computer store
>so were you able to fix windows 7 ultimate?
>we sure did!
>heres your computer!
>thanks bro
>oh and heres this hard drive
>wtf whatts the hard drive for?
>oh we took out your old 500gb hard drive, installed a fresh 40gb one,
>re-installled your windows vista home basic, and put mcafee on this one!
>that will be 80 dollars my good man
<and that was the day the computer store burned down.
>so were you able to fix windows 7 ultimate?
>we sure did!
>heres your computer!
>thanks bro
>oh and heres this hard drive
>wtf whatts the hard drive for?
>oh we took out your old 500gb hard drive, installed a fresh 40gb one,
>re-installled your windows vista home basic, and put mcafee on this one!
>that will be 80 dollars my good man
<and that was the day the computer store burned down.
#79
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pulluspardus (09/02/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Microsoft Security Essentials , you wouldn't need anything else.
