Also I Didn't Shower This Morning

I used to have this problem.
Now, I never leave the house without a button down shirt.
An ex crush that originally wanted nothing to do with me walked into my work the other day, while I was wearing a shirt and tie.
That night, she facebooked me, and I could tell she wanted the dick.

Anyway,
Moral of the story: get a tie.
It changes shit.

When I stal- I mean run into my crush.

**maxcarnage rolled a random image posted in comment #765877 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
when I run into my crush

**puzzler rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Toby ** MFW i run into my crush

**Gamedudebt rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Magic ** when I run into my crush.

The best way to prevent this is to dress relatively nicely no matter where you go. You never know who you're going to bump into when you step out your front door so it's best to be prepared to see someone important, and it's not just the people you know now that you have to dress for. Imagine this, you walk by and interact with thousands of people a day (if you leave the house) one of them may be your future boss, in-law, or professor. Also, dressing nicely increases confidence and energy. If you wake up in the morning and shower then change into nice clothes (not sweatpants and sweatshirt) your going to be more alert and mentally prepared for your day.

**mercado rolled a random image posted in comment #237 at what ** when i run into my crush

I remember walking home from a house after a massive party, And had a hangover of a life time. I looked horrible too ,my clothes where smelly and ripped with a limp I don't remember. Just wanted to go home saw my crush walking my way. ohgodwhy.jpg I just tried my best to smile and nod she giggled. I was like fuck yeah Im Cool! got home and look in the mirror to see a cock and balls around my forehead and eyes.
MFW

In b4 tl;dr

**trollofhalo rolled a random image posted in comment #421229 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW, my crush runs into me wearing only a bra and sexy underwear.

No, I hate Pewdiepie.

**taygah rolled a random image posted in comment #340 at Coincidence? I. Think. NOT! ** mfw I run into my crush

When I run into my crush.

That's why you should always wear a bowtie and a fez wherever you are.

Quick, just smile and say hi!!

**penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at FJ Arguments ** mfw I see my crush.

Fuck you and your adfly bullshit OP.

**Lupitaaa rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Favourite part of the Bible? ** my crush