Everytime. . grat. ttl". I had a dream where my parents made me have sex on a live tv show
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User avatar #5 - jeanettebloodqueen (09/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I had a dream where my parents made me have sex on a live tv show
User avatar #15 - ASDLSD (09/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I had a dream I was in Amnesia style castle filled with water , and a monster in a nautical suite following me, when he caught me , it ended with blue screen of death.
#16 to #15 - locke (09/02/2012) [-]
did you try turning it off then back on again?
#8 - ragingbrony (09/02/2012) [-]
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Damn alarm clock!!
User avatar #63 - picamix ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
yeah nail that banana
#53 - crackboots (09/02/2012) [-]
i realized i had a dream inside of an electronics shop and started to take home as much as i could...
#27 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
I guess you could say... the guy was nailing the banana!

I'll quietly leave now...
#23 - awdr (09/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream where I raped a girl but she didn't have an asshole.
#26 - Nickdowgg (09/02/2012) [+] (22 replies)
I once had a dream where it was the end of the world and everyone was panicking, I was screaming "WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON" in a very sophisticated yet chipmunky voice. Anyway as I finished screaming we all see a light on top of a building, then it zooms on ************* Professor Farnsworth, in which he said "The answer to our problem is... GLOBAL WARMING." I then saw a child explode due to the heat, and then I woke up... yeah.
#45 to #44 - Nickdowgg (09/02/2012) [-]
I usually don't post a **** ton of RDJ.
User avatar #13 - kathuzada (09/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I had a dream I was thrown into an insane asylum and one wall was a nipple, I couldn't move and I was staring at that wall for the whole time.
#10 - theoriginaltyson (09/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream where I was going to the bathroom.   
The whole 						*******					 dream I was just sitting on the toilet taking care of business.   
It was a pretty 						******					 dream.
I had a dream where I was going to the bathroom.
The whole ******* dream I was just sitting on the toilet taking care of business.
It was a pretty ****** dream.
User avatar #9 - meetrophoenix (09/02/2012) [-]
At first I thought the dude was in a microwave.
#62 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/02/2012) [-]
The only time that I've had sex was in a dream....

not wet though...
User avatar #60 - doodogger (09/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Whenever I have an amazing dream, I wake up just before something awsome happens. Like having sex.
#65 to #60 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Lat night was the first time I have had sex in a dream, it's good while you're dreaming but once you wake up it means nothing
User avatar #56 - Chuckaholic (09/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream in whihc I was doing the olympic road race for Portugal and working really hard for all the team at the front of the pack, we broke away and at the final sprint I let one of my teammates win as I was exhausted. Turns out he was secretly Canadian and Portugal didn't get Gold and there was a massive brawl and I woke up really sad.
#55 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream that I was inside GTA IV and i was driving around Li'l Jacob.
And every time he got shot he yelled "BUMBACLOOOOT!"
My funniest dream ever.
User avatar #34 - coolioplasm (09/02/2012) [-]
I once had a dream that a Snowman was stealing people's eyes.
It just walked up to the person and took there eyes with a simple grab
The person didn't even care, just continued walking as if nothing happened
User avatar #25 - meowtownhero (09/02/2012) [-]
I once slept with a sore calve, then I dreamed of a giant crab using its pincers or whatever on my calve.
User avatar #6 - cupcaketroll (09/02/2012) [-]
the other night i had a dream that all television shows and movies suddenly became real, and there was a world on earth with all of these characters and **** , so i rounded up my best friend and a bunch of my favorite book and movie characters and found the doctor to save us and take us to a safe planet.


it was pretty sweet.
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