You thought it was vodka. This is crazy. This is BLK water. It is black spring water from Canada. infused with were and ( a naturally occuring substance found i
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You thought it was vodka

This is crazy

This is BLK water.
It is black spring water from Canada.
infused with were and ( a naturally occuring substance found in
plant matter. Because fume acid is naturally black it changes the melee mes of
the water, male rig them black.)
it has a balance of an
it has natural electorates and 77 trace minerals from the ferric acid.
It actually regenerates the cells in your burly and is a
high antioxidant,
AND you THOUGHT IT WAS A BOTTLE OF VODKA.
DC) SOULS ©
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User avatar #13 - mrvegeta (08/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
"Changes the molecules of the water"

I'm sorry but what
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#41 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#68 - qwermy (08/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Fulvic acid is also known as humic acid. "Humic", as in humus, as in COMPOST. It's water with compost juice in it, effectively. It tastes like **** , and it is for this reason. And yes, I am serious.
#164 - Ulmer (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you can tell it's fake because it's black and it works.
#86 - martycamp (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just... just wow.   
   
It's an acid, but has a basic pH?   
   
It is "naturally black so changes the molecules of the water"?   
   
Really, OP? Really?
Just... just wow.

It's an acid, but has a basic pH?

It is "naturally black so changes the molecules of the water"?

Really, OP? Really?
#319 - keyoke (09/01/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Claim 1: Contains fulvic acid. Well, with a pH of 9, that is not possible since the definition of an acid is something with a pH of less than 7. You probably mean fulvic compounds or fulvic minerals, possibly potassium fulvate, I've not got the hard data on humic or fulvic compounds to tell exactly what Metals would chelate best.

Claim 2: Fulvic acid changes the molecules of water to make it black. No, false. The water is not changed. The suspended organic macromolecules absorb photons (Light), and so we precieve it to be black. The water is not changed, if you extracted the fulvic compounds, the water would be clear. Also, it is probably dyed slightly to make the black so attractive. I've used light brown fulvic acid in the lab, and though it might be diffrent if it comes from diffrent soil(It is not ONE compound, rather a mixture of similar compounds, kinda like petrol, or fusel oils).

Claim 3: Has a pH of 9. Possible, though the manufacturer does not list It's contents anywhere on the site.

Claim 4: Has electrolytes and trace minerals from fulvic acid. Yes.

Claim 5: Regenerates cells. No! Humans have VERY limited regenerative capabilities. We do not grow back limbs or chunks of missing tissue. Only the liver can regenerate to any meaningfull degree. If you mean replenish electrolytes to cells quickly, that is another thing indeed. Neither this, nor regular water regenerates cells.

Claim 6: Is a powerfull antioxidant. Yes, large organic molecules are good antioxidants. So are blueberries, and they are more tasty.
Actually my Organic chemistry teacher has a theory that the american cancer epidemic is held in check only by Ketchup (has a lot of antioxidants).

Claim 6: You thought it was just another bottle of Vodka. False, I thought it was some foul liqueur.

Conclusion. This post is ill informed and highly misleading. 1/10 Would not buy.
Sources: The top of my head, and BSC in Organic chemistry.
Image related, some german mapped fulvic acids structure.
#205 - koalafication (08/31/2012) [-]
No.   
No.   
I was going to just carry on and keep brosing but I'm going to 						*******					 remedy this because it's stupid.   
   
You cannot change the 						*******					 colour of molecules without a chemical reaction taking place. No chemical reaction is taking place here because if there were, it would not be 						*******					 water anymore.    
   
All that has happened here is that the Fulvic Acid has dissolved into the water and diffused to an extent that it is present in equal quantities throughout the bottle. Because water has no colour and Fulvic Acid does, the liquid becomes black.   
   
Enhancing the speed of cell regeneration by drinking water is just the stupidest 						*******					 thing I've ever heard. Water does not enhance the speed of regeneration.   
   
You could argue that Fulvic Acid does. You could also argue that eating the wings of a pigeon gives you the ability to fly and you'd still be just as wrong.
No.
No.
I was going to just carry on and keep brosing but I'm going to ******* remedy this because it's stupid.

You cannot change the ******* colour of molecules without a chemical reaction taking place. No chemical reaction is taking place here because if there were, it would not be ******* water anymore.

All that has happened here is that the Fulvic Acid has dissolved into the water and diffused to an extent that it is present in equal quantities throughout the bottle. Because water has no colour and Fulvic Acid does, the liquid becomes black.

Enhancing the speed of cell regeneration by drinking water is just the stupidest ******* thing I've ever heard. Water does not enhance the speed of regeneration.

You could argue that Fulvic Acid does. You could also argue that eating the wings of a pigeon gives you the ability to fly and you'd still be just as wrong.
User avatar #19 - ahmagaditzdanny (08/31/2012) [-]
it's water with acid, has a pH of 9, seems legit.
#30 - janeedwards (08/31/2012) [-]
awwwwh yeah Canada
User avatar #163 - MotorstormLegend (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wait a sec.

If it's infused with fulvic "acid", or what call you, shouldn't it have a pH lower than 7?
#407 - waterlinx (09/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wait... Take some normal water (pH of 7.0) and add some plant acid (acid lowers pH) and it has a pH of 9.0? What?
#48 - sibbalitla (08/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
When I read electrolytes, the only thing I thought was Brawndo from the movie Idiocracy
When I read electrolytes, the only thing I thought was Brawndo from the movie Idiocracy
#416 - magict (09/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Has fulvic acid added and has a pH of 9. Anything over 7 is BASIC (Alkaline).
<--MFW
#312 - haileetroll (09/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Regenerating cells faster than normal? That kind of sounds like cancer to me.
Regenerating cells faster than normal? That kind of sounds like cancer to me.
User avatar #283 - aldheim (09/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
How does Fulvic acid make something more basic?
Also, water has nothing to do with, and I loath using the term, regenerating your cells.
Cell division requires energy, matter and hydration. Water only provides one of those. This black crap would speed up cell division no more than eating a damn grapefruit.
#212 - Laddie (09/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So it's infused with fulvic acid...but the pH goes up?

Wat.
#365 - swittig (09/01/2012) [-]
Yes, I thought a black bottle was a bottle of vodka
Yes, I thought a black bottle was a bottle of vodka
#188 - Forfunaccount (08/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The reflection in the bottle almost looks like Slenderman's arm position.
#110 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [+] (9 replies)
An acid with a ph of 9, genius
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