Bill Nye motherfucker

#485 to #81 - teamdaigurren (08/31/2012) [-]

But that's not the point he was trying to make. The point is that it's completely possible he COULD say that, because he IS just a human.

#501 to #55 - theoriginalzombie (08/31/2012) [-]

I've heard he's kind of a dick in real life (standing up lectures he's supposed to appear at, ignoring fans, etc), but even still I would never believe he says this sort of smut. He seems far too intelligent

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#330 to #39 - cddamis (08/31/2012) [-]

Mine's bigger.

#332 to #39 - samxdaxman ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]

he does openly challenge creationism though. not sure of his stance on this stuff, though i wouldnt be surprised if this is how he feels. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbYJfwFgOU

#393 to #39 - nasavvy (08/31/2012) [-]

he is OP and he is faggot

#300 to #39 - kaitheguy (08/31/2012) [-]

not just "teaching children about science" he happens to be a college professor

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#56 to #39 - PickleTickle ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]

I knew it wasn't real when I posted it lol, that doesn't mean that other people did. I just thought it was funny

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#171 to #56 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]

Well... You damn near ruined my child you, you "Fucking Idiot"

#491 to #56 - damienlovria (08/31/2012) [-]

Yet on the info you said, "Proof it happened".

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#502 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]

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#216 - samanthafromfj (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)

"He who denied it, supplied it."

- Adolf Hitler, inventor of the lightbulb

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#226 to #216 - xxxmisterxxx (08/31/2012) [-]

Wat.

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#241 to #226 - samanthafromfj (08/31/2012) [-]

It's an old Hindu proverb. Haven't you watched South Park?

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#244 to #241 - xxxmisterxxx (08/31/2012) [-]

Now I remember

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#73 - spangle (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)

#99 to #73 - N. Korean citizen (08/31/2012) [-]

WHITE SAND NIGGERS

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#10 - I Am Monkey (08/31/2012) [-]

Your source is satire.
Your argument is invalid.

The Daily Currant is a parody site like the Onion.

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#286 - cyberdemon (08/31/2012) [-]

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#71 - PickleTickle ONLINE (08/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Guys, guys, listen. I know it's not real, I posted it because it was funny. Stop getting so butthurt over it.

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#86 to #71 - N. Korean citizen (08/31/2012) [-]

admit it, ya thought it was real.

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#88 to #86 - PickleTickle ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]

I'll admit, when I first saw this I did lol but by the time I posted I knew it was fake.

#719 to #88 - nickypickle ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]

Brother?

#744 to #719 - PickleTickle ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]

Pickle brethren aww yeah

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#116 to #71 - ishart (08/31/2012) [-]

Why can't this just be real?

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#732 - potential (09/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)

**potential rolls 3** How many fucks I give.

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#734 to #732 - potential (09/01/2012) [-]

**potential rolls 3** How many I should give.

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#740 to #734 - MaccaBird (09/01/2012) [-]

Looks like everything worked out then!

#763 to #734 - rofresko (09/01/2012) [-]

**rofresko rolls 9**
how many fucks i give

#764 to #763 - rofresko (09/01/2012) [-]

**rofresko rolls 6**
how many i dont give anymore

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#327 - expeditas (08/31/2012) [-]

And then he became spider man

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#529 - ponyfcker (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#595 to #529 - JoshBauer (08/31/2012) [-]

Nice, you just posted the exact same thing as the top comment.

#759 to #595 - ponyfcker (09/01/2012) [-]

Im sorry, I did not look at the highest rated comment.

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#532 to #529 - deezknuts (08/31/2012) [-]

I see a future in this picture

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#537 to #532 - ponyfcker (08/31/2012) [-]

Oh god.... your profile picture made that so good

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#417 - kimiixpyro (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#475 to #417 - pineappleninja (08/31/2012) [-]

why do you repost the top comment?

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#477 to #475 - kimiixpyro (08/31/2012) [-]

I didn't notice it was top comment, nor did I check more than the first page of comments before I posted it. I simply looked up this "conversation", found this picture, and thought it'd be a good comment, I didn't know it was top comment.

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#479 to #477 - pineappleninja (08/31/2012) [-]

well then i guess youre welcome

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#438 to #417 - AdamGrimm (08/31/2012) [-]

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#415 - moustachefingers (08/31/2012) [-]

He has had similar rants about republicans in the past.
He is the hero that Gotham deserves.

HFW arguments.

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#237 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]

"This shit is totally fake"
-Abraham Lincoln quoting Jesus

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#96 - Tazdingo (08/31/2012) [-]

Fucking lost it at "you bring the Vaseline"

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#108 - Joseph Stalin (08/31/2012) [-]

"I'm the rape stork"

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#67 - badgerbaiting (08/31/2012) [+] (8 replies)

Fake. He never said that.

#68 to #67 - PickleTickle ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]

I'm aware it's not real, it's satire.

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#70 to #68 - badgerbaiting (08/31/2012) [-]

Not an especially good use of it. I already knew that half of the users of funnyjunk are pretty credulous, so you've revealed nothing. I don't feel this is particularly ironic either, you've merely defamed someone, putting words into their mouth.

<== In essence, it's a less funny version of this sort of picture.

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#77 to #70 - bitchplzzz (08/31/2012) [-]

Nigga shut yo fuckin mouth before I have to smack a bitch - Abraham Lincoln

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#79 to #77 - badgerbaiting (08/31/2012) [-]

"Want to know how I got these scars?"-Bane

#74 to #70 - PickleTickle ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]

I see what you mean, maybe you don't find it funny, but other people did. And I didn't put words in his mouth, I didn't write the article this came from, and I didn't even make the picture, I just found it and thought other people might like it. Sorry you didn't like it.

#75 to #74 - badgerbaiting (08/31/2012) [-]

Can't say fairer than that.

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#76 to #67 - acfabregat (08/31/2012) [-]

DON"T RUIN THIS FOR ME

#715 to #67 - EKcEntRIC (09/01/2012) [-]

will somebody please photoshop Mitt Romney into this picture

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#291 - beamersmack (08/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)

"Because your ass is gonna fucking need it when I'm done whipping" -Bill Nye, The bad-ass guy.

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#298 to #291 - beamersmack (08/31/2012) [-]

Haha, I just put this picture up as an actual post, and I am allready at -5
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059127/Bill+Nye+the+Bad-ass+Guy/

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#756 to #421 - beamersmack (09/01/2012) [-]

Hahahahahaha look at users, and thanks for the laugh

#770 to #756 - foxicwaste (09/01/2012) [-]

Oh wow i didnt even realize the way you worded it sounded like it was two different people, that was my bad sorry for the trouble.

#771 to #770 - beamersmack (09/01/2012) [-]

No problem man, stuff happens.

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#69 - aothos (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)

May have been fake, but admit it, you still enjoyed reading it in his voice.

#78 to #69 - driken **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]

I did!

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#51 - kieranbaker (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)

On behalf of all sane Christians I apologize for their stupidity

#690 to #51 - N. Korean citizen (09/01/2012) [-]

Please don't ever feel obligated to apologize for other peoples behavior, especially when it's out of your control and on such a wide scale as the American religious problem.
it reflects a sign of weakness in you that belongs to others.

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#62 to #51 - N. Korean citizen (08/31/2012) [-]

>sane
hahaha. Good one, there are no sane christains.