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Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. *Sits back and waits for impending shit storm*
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Born of The virgin Harry.
years ago
birthday ts celebrated an lilith,
Harm star Ted win men Te hint. Nathan he was
burn.
Thin: to 'sept h, maps The mam nu?
Herd.
raight ht The Tamale as a Child.
eei by John The at M.
Heal tut/ kw;
Performed miracles and walked an water.,
Raised Lazarus From The dead.
Has trans% arad on at . .
We included The "y,. the truth. The light,
The Hessian. God' s Sun. aam A Here
The good shepherd. Tenth God. The Had. The
morning shin The taht A The HEP“.
buried in a Tenth and
Sher written dawn
5. 060 years age
born If the main we
ttar Ted Three wise man to him when
he was born.
Taken to thart to escape the wrath A
Tham.
Darthy in the tempt: as a the
Baptiste by new The ‘ Ti: er at M.
Had Tue! -we discor/ es,
miracles and walked an .
Ea‘: -ed Tree: The dead.
The 'transported an it mount
Time Included "The new the truth. The litthe.
The eh. ads : l sen. Sen Han.
morning star. The tsta A The wore.
luking ht a Ten}: and
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#62
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Sammael (08/31/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
About two thirds of this would make any egyptologist cry.
#64 to #62
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Sammael (08/31/2012) [-]
lets see
Isis was not virgin, she was wife of Oziris who impregnated herself with his penis.
Jesus was not born on december 25th, that date was picked in 3rd century, Since roman census' took place after harvest season, Jesus would most likely been born between september and october.
She fled FROM egypt to marsh lands of Nile to hide from SETH not Typhon.
Anup and El-Azur-Us were invented in 19th century, there is no earlier records of them. None in any records.
He did preform miracles, didn't walk but RISEN from water.
He wasn't crucified (another 19th century invention, egyptians didn't use crucifiction till they became part of helenic culture) he was stung by scorpion and died, burried in a tomb and ressurected.
Remaning two facts are correct.
Now you know.
Isis was not virgin, she was wife of Oziris who impregnated herself with his penis.
Jesus was not born on december 25th, that date was picked in 3rd century, Since roman census' took place after harvest season, Jesus would most likely been born between september and october.
She fled FROM egypt to marsh lands of Nile to hide from SETH not Typhon.
Anup and El-Azur-Us were invented in 19th century, there is no earlier records of them. None in any records.
He did preform miracles, didn't walk but RISEN from water.
He wasn't crucified (another 19th century invention, egyptians didn't use crucifiction till they became part of helenic culture) he was stung by scorpion and died, burried in a tomb and ressurected.
Remaning two facts are correct.
Now you know.
#249
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arawan (08/31/2012) [-] Somebody just watched Zeitgeist....then preceded not to fact check a single thing. Obviously skepticism has make you highly intelligent and unquestionable rational.
#171
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Vandeekree (08/31/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
Alot of this is not right about Horus. Many of the claims are simply false and aren't found in Egyptian mythology and the ones that are are very skewed...so thanks alot for this rather attacking atheist post.
#10
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theaceofthespade (08/30/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
A lot of Horrus' stuff is all really really stretched, if not flat out wrong
#240
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admiralamory (08/31/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
The difference between Greek Mythology and Christianity is that Greek Mythology is actually fun to read. I mean come on, the Greek Gods were fucking players and bad asses, they definitely weren't role models but people still worshiped them!
#271
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driken **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-] Come on guys, we've said this 100 times: Religion + Atheism + Internet = Butthurt all around.
#229
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belikea (08/31/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Just a few things I noticed... 1. Horus was a god from the start
2. Typhon is Greek
3. Isis was married to Osiris... who said she was a virgin?
2. Typhon is Greek
3. Isis was married to Osiris... who said she was a virgin?
#181
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alucardarian (08/31/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Fuck this post. Fuck you OP you fucking faggot. And fuck all you rejects that thumbed this horseshit up. I'm a hardcore atheist but this is fucking misinformation pisses me off. If you want to argue against Christianity then actually fucking pick up some books and get an education before opening your mouth. This post obviously is based off of Zeitgeist: The Movie, which by the way is a fucking awful documentary with absolutely zero research done. Anyone with internet access can google Horus and Jesus and see that they have almost nothing in common. This fucking post is no better than those overly zealous Christianity trying to shove bullshit down our throats.
#119
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serotonin (08/31/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Typhon? Gods of Greek pantheon fled to Egypt to escape the wrath of Typhon...but Horus? Going by this he escaped from Egypt to....Egypt?
#131
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anino (08/31/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Plus Horus allows the power to create Tornadoes and summon the Avenger once I reach the Mythic Age
#128
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trollnot (08/31/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
To bad none of this is true and Typhon is part of the Greek pantheon. Good try op I thought it was good a first and then Looked at that big steaming pile of horse shit coming out of your mouth. Next time do you Egyptian gods right and I might believe you.
And as the December 25th thing. Everyone already fucking knows Jesus wasn't born on December 25th it became like that to swallow up and old roman tradition of celebrating with a feast on December 25th.
And as the December 25th thing. Everyone already fucking knows Jesus wasn't born on December 25th it became like that to swallow up and old roman tradition of celebrating with a feast on December 25th.
