How to Sketch out Everyone around You. Enjoy.. 1. Dress sophisticated (suit and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, caf
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How to Sketch out Everyone around You

Enjoy.

1. Dress sophisticated (suit and tie, heavyhearted shades)
2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many tabs about random things
politics, japanese culture, stock market, historical docs.)
5. THEN, open this site - hackertyper. corn
6. Press for fullscreen.
7. Begin FURIOUSLY.
8. Press "Alt" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps lock" 3 times for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspiciously,
and leave....
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User avatar #293 - gildemoono ONLINE (08/31/2012) [+] (31 replies)
Great minds think alike I suppose, came up with it when someone posted about that site bout a year back. mines much less subtle though:

1. go to a public place.
2. fiddle around on the site for long enough to garner loads of attention.
3. hit alt 3 times to get ACCESS GRANTED to pop up.
4. stick USB into computer.
5. type some more to look like you transferred a file into it.
6. eject the USB with an evil grin. (add low chuckling for best effect)
7. make a mad dash out of the place 'accidentally' dropping the USB right before leaving. (Bonus points for screaming viva la resistance while running out)
8. curious vigilante looks into the files of the USB.
9. only one folder in USB labeled 'Launch codes'
10. vigilante calls police.
11. police open folder.
12. Dickbutt everywhere
13. ????????
14. profit.
User avatar #9 - ortonja (08/30/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Pro mode:
Do it at an airport.
User avatar #286 - moldypubes (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Get out of meeting
>Wearing suit and tie
>Go to restaurant for some food
>Order food
>Pull out clipboard from meeting and continue my notes
>Dude notices
>Dude walks over with my meal unusually fast
>He offers me some free appetizers
>Tries getting me to like their Facebook page for even more free stuff
>All of their workers are looking at me as I eat
..then it hit me

They thought I was a food critic. 90% of my food was free and they were trying to impress me with kindness. I didn't mention how I worked at a toy store.

#40 - wootz (08/30/2012) [-]
mfw when I know preety much all the syntaxes that appear
#414 - boomboyrage (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1.Dress whitetrash (wifebeater, cargo shorts)
2.Enter elementary school with laptop
3.Position at front of classroom
4.Open up many tabs about random things (s&m, bbw, gilf dating, etc)
5.THEN open this website -- You need to login to view this link
6.Press f11 for full screen
7.Begin masturbating FURIOUSLY.
8.Shoot the teacher steal the children's milk and leave
User avatar #100 - fatbitchapproves (08/31/2012) [+] (16 replies)
>go to the airport
>while waiting in a terminal go to You need to login to view this link
>get arrested
#95 - blakjack ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
>go to gfs house, get on her laptop
>go there
>do what op says
>realize you dont have a gf
>wake up
>not even a boner
>mfw
User avatar #334 - GoodGood (08/31/2012) [-]
hackertyper.com/ for you lazy niggers.
User avatar #324 - rummler (08/31/2012) [-]
after you're done, get on your cell and say, "The eagle has landed." and then walk away
#59 - jettripleseven (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
THIS IS AN EXTREMELY NEW AND ORIGINAL JOKE
User avatar #60 to #59 - Logicisfail (08/30/2012) [-]
Do I detect a note of sarcasm in your text?
-5
#411 - pappalardi has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#413 to #411 - mynsfwaccounth (08/31/2012) [-]
>Throw mac on floor
>Stamp on it furiously
>Go to the nearest PC store
>Buy a PC

hope this helped mate
#339 - chinchillin (08/31/2012) [-]
after slamming the computer shut...
after slamming the computer shut...
User avatar #521 - dalemc (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dalemc rolls 44** <-- Those are just dashing.
#692 - kottonmouthed (08/31/2012) [-]
or you could actually hack shit, and be sophisticated like a chink.
#46 - kyletaco (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
website is down
User avatar #48 to #46 - skysaurus (08/30/2012) [-]
maybe got hacked
#369 - flexmclargehuge (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**flexmclargehuge rolled a random image posted in comment #194 at water wigs **
Ill one up you,
1. Dress up like a Islamic man
2. buy a ticket on a large airplane to New York
3. Sit on plane and bow your head in prayer until the pilot announces your close to your destination.
4. Open up your laptop
5. Open this link, www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz4bbqgge8
6. Blast it.
7. Now open this, www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Enjoy
User avatar #151 - funkayfish (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OK, apparently the new people on this site don't know who OP is, so let me clue you guys in.

Suburban Turban = HUGE Fj troll from like 2 years ago who calls himself the "Prince" of FJ, chased iMagnet off the site for a while, gathers a group he calls his "legion" to help him troll the site (they helped him with iMagnet actually too), and has been banned MULTIPLE times by pinkie pie but keeps coming back somehow. Oh yea, and he also has another account called "iSpank" that he used to come back undercover once >__> that might still be around...
#65 - RazzberryRipper (08/30/2012) [-]
I did this when i worked in the middle of the mall. So many people freaked out and didn't know what to do.
I did this when i worked in the middle of the mall. So many people freaked out and didn't know what to do.
User avatar #50 - couragewolf (08/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
then if you really want to freak them out. after the access denied part, open www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf and leave the laptop out in the open
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