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yeu weild make a terrible father
T think T weild make a
great father
me talking with GE about kids
BEIGE MIMI
aweosme plant T brought prave
my skills
l gat Y?" Samat/ fight enemeh we break up
fer year
parenting skills
T find out my ex GE' s kid died
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appropriate fer year parenting
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#4 - sexypandas ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
1. obtain child
2. disguise as plant
= problem solved
User avatar #32 to #4 - ningyoaijin (08/30/2012) [-]
I once had a dream that I ejaculated on a flower and it became a baby.

...I was like 9 at the time. My knowledge wasn't that much.
User avatar #646 to #300 - thegirlyoudespise (08/31/2012) [-]
you know you like it
#397 to #36 - ninaf (08/31/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #401 to #36 - ooooooooooo (08/31/2012) [-]
Christ, do you want to get banned??
User avatar #279 to #36 - personface (08/31/2012) [-]
Whoa, there's a Perry Bible Fellowship comic exactly like that except better drawn
#221 to #32 - ventriloquist (08/31/2012) [-]
Haha, but 9 year olds can't ejaculate, so you were at the porn im assuming?
User avatar #254 to #221 - gravitystereo (08/31/2012) [-]
..wat
it was a dream
#256 to #254 - ventriloquist (08/31/2012) [-]
Why would a nine year old know what ejaculation is
User avatar #260 to #256 - gravitystereo (08/31/2012) [-]
why wouldn't he
#267 to #260 - ventriloquist (08/31/2012) [-]
yeah that's right, feel bad
#261 to #260 - ventriloquist (08/31/2012) [-]
because he is nine, hence my original comment
#651 to #265 - ventriloquist (09/01/2012) [-]
indeed
User avatar #293 to #261 - ningyoaijin (08/31/2012) [-]
I was masturbating since I was 8 or so. I couldn't ejaculate at 9 but I can assure you I'd known what it was for a while by then.
#650 to #293 - ventriloquist (09/01/2012) [-]
very cool
User avatar #471 to #256 - harryb (08/31/2012) [-]
I first watched porn when I was 8. I thought it was only meant to get you hard so I used to just sit there not fapping thinking that that was what sex was like. I was an idiot.
#649 to #471 - ventriloquist (09/01/2012) [-]
that's nice
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User avatar #165 to #151 - spikes is cool ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
and yet your still online...
#170 to #165 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
it usually says that 10-15 min after you logoff/disconnect
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#163 to #151 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
I guess your parents were butt hurt?
#37 - carmelrenee (08/30/2012) [-]
this is how you "fall" down stairs like a boss
this is how you "fall" down stairs like a boss
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#144 to #126 - carmelrenee (08/31/2012) [-]
did you play it off cool?
did you play it off cool?
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#188 - organicglory (08/31/2012) [-]
**organicglory rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Darwin Awards ** what happened after
User avatar #380 to #188 - blacknailpolish (08/31/2012) [-]
no matter how much i love that show, i hate how fake it is. if you pay attention, every person who dies a somehow a bad person. like, let's say some guy is riding his bike and flips over and dies. they will create a scenario about a biker who cuts people off and cusses and everyone and check out girls and as he is checking a girl out, he flips the bike and dies.
User avatar #653 to #380 - organicglory (09/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know, me and my friend were discussing this every time we watched it. And the puns are so cheesy haha, like "4 stoners were smoking by a fire, A stoner threw a lighter in the fire, the lighter blew up and killed all the stoners.
The stoners got baked
User avatar #620 to #380 - ElegantSiren (08/31/2012) [-]
and the women are always made out to be stupid whores.
#10 - fooljamable (08/30/2012) [-]
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#285 - nsfpikachu (08/31/2012) [-]
I bought a cactus once..  Followed all the instructions that came with it..   
Somehow killed it. The next time I went to the store, I told them it died so they gladly replaced it free of charge. Killed that one too.   
MFW I realize I'm less nurturing than a desert.
I bought a cactus once.. Followed all the instructions that came with it..
Somehow killed it. The next time I went to the store, I told them it died so they gladly replaced it free of charge. Killed that one too.
MFW I realize I'm less nurturing than a desert.
#292 to #285 - nockae (08/31/2012) [-]
I bought a small cactus a few years ago. It was living until I gave it to my sister when I lived with my brother for a couple months. Now it is dead. So I guess she knows your feel.   
tl;dr this guy and my sister can't take care of cactus's.
I bought a small cactus a few years ago. It was living until I gave it to my sister when I lived with my brother for a couple months. Now it is dead. So I guess she knows your feel.
tl;dr this guy and my sister can't take care of cactus's.
#104 - lazragoon ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
#305 to #289 - kgblack (08/31/2012) [-]
this is the third spider man thread on this single content lol dance party
User avatar #576 - carebearr (08/31/2012) [-]
Anyone know why we cant post links anymore? is it because of pinky pies time of the month?
#64 - iRoflcopterU (08/30/2012) [-]
To be honest, I thought it was a bit cruel...
#270 - thewrasler (08/31/2012) [-]
cool story bro
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#164 - datkiid (08/31/2012) [-]
And even then...
#204 to #164 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/31/2012) [-]
that **** was the curse on my life when i was younger!
#89 - blakjack (08/31/2012) [-]
what you should have done
#55 - iwanttousenumbers (08/30/2012) [-]
You and your gf broke up over a plant?
You and your gf broke up over a plant?
User avatar #58 to #55 - ThePrototank (08/30/2012) [-]
Probably the point around the plant and how ****** up woman's brains are.
User avatar #63 to #55 - TheGussBuss (08/30/2012) [-]
none of this actually happened
in fact I doubt OP has ever had a girlfriend in his life...
#587 - busberan (08/31/2012) [-]
**busberan rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at A Hungry Vulture ** MFW
#604 to #587 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
lmao nice roll
#250 - kramon (08/31/2012) [-]
i feel horrible for laughing at this...
i feel horrible for laughing at this...
User avatar #168 - bluedogg (08/31/2012) [-]
girlfriend makes a small joke
HUGE ASS FIGHT AND WE BREAK UP! WHAT A BITCH

#92 - thehornedking (08/31/2012) [-]
**thehornedking rolls 31**
#93 to #92 - thehornedking (08/31/2012) [-]
Neva mind, Boss. Sorry, Boss.
#95 to #93 - thehornedking (08/31/2012) [-]
It's time, John.
#97 to #96 - thehornedking (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm Sorry.
#99 to #97 - thehornedking (08/31/2012) [-]
It's Okay, Boss.
#107 to #99 - futamoocao (08/31/2012) [-]
But he was right all along!
#197 to #99 - sweateagle (08/31/2012) [-]
PERCY! Make sure the sponge is wet!
#177 to #99 - pencilartist (08/31/2012) [-]
**** , that part always gave me so many feels.
#102 to #99 - douchebuttt ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
I cried... thank you.
#100 to #99 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
john is kill?
User avatar #143 to #100 - pwigie (08/31/2012) [-]
'no'
User avatar #198 to #100 - sweateagle (08/31/2012) [-]
coffee is kill
User avatar #258 to #99 - gravitystereo (08/31/2012) [-]
what movie is this?
#269 to #258 - mickremo (08/31/2012) [-]
the green mile
User avatar #273 to #269 - gravitystereo (08/31/2012) [-]
thanks man
#383 to #99 - imtrulyaunicorn (08/31/2012) [-]
That.. Was beautiful. You're beautiful. I love you.
That.. Was beautiful. You're beautiful. I love you.
#398 to #99 - ninaf (08/31/2012) [-]
Samefag!
User avatar #140 to #99 - eighthzeus (08/31/2012) [-]
**eighthzeus rolls 89** WAIT
User avatar #141 to #140 - eighthzeus (08/31/2012) [-]
.....never mind....
#399 to #99 - wafumu (08/31/2012) [-]
I believe this was funnier than the content itself lol
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#9 - captaindildo (08/30/2012) [-]
EVERYONE LOVES SLINKY
YOU GOTTA GET A SLINKY
SLINKY, SLINKY, GO SLINKY GO
#20 to #9 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/30/2012) [-]
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR   
HALFTIME!!!!!
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HALFTIME!!!!!
#41 to #20 - moevleboevle (08/30/2012) [-]
Jim C thread?   
   
Jim C thread.
Jim C thread?

Jim C thread.
#166 - iaskedformustard (08/31/2012) [-]
>mfw this.
>mfw this.
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