Alone Time. Whole neighborhood invited.. GOES HOME AND STARTS IPI‘ PARTY
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Alone Time

Whole neighborhood invited.

GOES HOME AND STARTS
IPI‘
PARTY
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Submitted: 08/30/2012
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#19 - heatersgonnaheat (08/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**heatersgonnaheat rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at something for killing time ** his face when
#14 - PedoHunter (08/31/2012) [-]
soo was everyone in his room or did he start jacking off on his way home??
soo was everyone in his room or did he start jacking off on his way home??
#18 - ryukyukids (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#17 - waffies ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
#1 - kuningas (08/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
pic related?
#33 - fantomen (08/31/2012) [-]
My friends story, I swear to you that this is true.   
OK so my friend wakes up and forgets that it's his 16th birthday.   
So he decides to have a quick wank before he gets breakfast.   
So he pulls out a porn mag (pre-internet era pornography) and starts waxing his dolphin.   
Then, suddenly his whole family busts in singing with breakfast in bed for him.   
"happy birthday to you, happy....OUT, GET OUT!!!!"   
His dad is the first one in, and quickly realizes what's going on.   
His dad yells at everyone to GTFO.   
Friend know that half his family saw him jacking off.   
Friend curls up in the fetal position and hides under his blankets, in shame.   
30 minutes later his mom knocks on his door and asks if he's finished.
My friends story, I swear to you that this is true.
OK so my friend wakes up and forgets that it's his 16th birthday.
So he decides to have a quick wank before he gets breakfast.
So he pulls out a porn mag (pre-internet era pornography) and starts waxing his dolphin.
Then, suddenly his whole family busts in singing with breakfast in bed for him.
"happy birthday to you, happy....OUT, GET OUT!!!!"
His dad is the first one in, and quickly realizes what's going on.
His dad yells at everyone to GTFO.
Friend know that half his family saw him jacking off.
Friend curls up in the fetal position and hides under his blankets, in shame.
30 minutes later his mom knocks on his door and asks if he's finished.
#44 - luckydane (08/31/2012) [-]
go home to masturbate

forgets his own birthday...
#24 - zzjames (08/31/2012) [-]
So they waited for him to start or did he start wacking off as he was walking into his house?
So they waited for him to start or did he start wacking off as he was walking into his house?
#47 - hairydickfarts (08/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
mfw its my birthday today
#51 - retardeaded **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
At least he gets a suprise birthday party...
#38 - N. Korean citizen (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You just laughed at an According to Jim joke
#34 - moustachefingers (08/31/2012) [-]
Their screams ony fueled my... party?
Their screams ony fueled my... party?
User avatar #7 - blahness ONLINE (08/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
who the hell starts masturbating right as they walk through the door?
User avatar #4 - Ropyx (08/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
According to Jim anyone?
#61 - usarrr (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, I found this funny, when I first saw it in According to Jim.   
   
pic unrelated
Well, I found this funny, when I first saw it in According to Jim.

pic unrelated
#45 - cakingcake (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I don't fucking know how to post an image in the comments.
#36 - paralyzah (08/31/2012) [-]
Good work OP
Good work OP
+1
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User avatar #56 - contacta (08/31/2012) [-]
but the party is still a suprise...
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