Dirty Sluts. Found on an NZ Facebook page. The page is dumb, but this managed to grab a few lulz outta me. FYI Maoris would be the NZ equivalent to black people OP is a faggot whoops thats me teehee WINKFACE
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Dirty Sluts

Found on an NZ Facebook page. The page is dumb, but this managed to grab a few lulz outta me.
FYI Maoris would be the NZ equivalent to black people.
Also, may have to click to enlarge

OMG Confessions ' 6, 633 like this.
15 minutes ago . 'it (Eloisa/
EMS #235
r swear this is the best confession Ihave ever read!!!!! Daly one to make me laugh like an idiot, so far
on the night of St Patricks Day me & my girls went out on the town, i was looking banging, the hair &
makeup was done, my new dress was hot, my boobs felt in place & my heels gave me legs to die for.
anyway we were walking to the clubs an felt like a Queen being hit on by heaps of guys & haying them
call out to me from their cars when we were waiting at traffic lights calling me sexy etc. haha anyway
we got to the club an was slightly pissed dancing on the dance floor, music so loud you couldnt hear
one another. This hot mam guy with a nom nom body started dancing with me, i felt a tad uneasy so
turned around to walk away & he grabbed me by the hips & pulled me back into him then wrapped his
arms around my waist, , now omg by this point he was turning me the hell on ham, him an started
dancing then eventually we were kissing tounge & all & he was feeling my body, rubbing my ass even
putting his hands up my dress Unfeeling my ass lol . . mm so glad he didnt touch the front though cos i
coulda sworn my erection was like bigger then his
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Submitted: 08/30/2012
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User avatar #2 - Protagonistism (08/30/2012) [-]
Maori are Tribal natives of New Zealand.

Well no longer Tribal, more modern like the black people in LA.
#1 - lessthanthreecmt (08/30/2012) [-]
Ok, may not need to enlarge
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