Portal. I can't just be friends, I want more... "Hello children, I'm Aslan!" Aslan
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - chesterouno
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"Hello children, I'm Aslan!"
#58 to #2 - silverlance
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#95 to #58 - gangjaman
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you forgot this
#14 - demandsgayversion
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First thing everyone would do
User avatar #63 to #14 - aldheim
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Anybody else really disturbed by the idea of sucking your own dick?
#148 to #14 - anon id: 66b309bf
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Now that's thinking with portals.
User avatar #18 to #14 - dominikq
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I'm not sure if I want to suck my own dick...
User avatar #22 to #18 - boogyshadow
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Then why would you expect a woman or a male if that's what you're into to suck it?

If you have no pride in yourself why do you think that anyone would have a desire for you?
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User avatar #27 to #22 - dominikq
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Someone can suck Your dick any day without using portal. It's called girlfriend, go outside and find one.
User avatar #36 to #27 - boogyshadow
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I'm not sure you get the point.
#19 to #14 - norwegianlolz
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wait... what?   
   
   
Why in the name of **** would you suck your own dick?!?
wait... what?


Why in the name of **** would you suck your own dick?!?
User avatar #59 to #19 - demandsgayversion
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Why would you give yourself a handjob all the time?
User avatar #26 to #14 - cancerousiguana
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Hell yeah, you could change pants without looking down.






Also I'd suck my own DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
somebody please get this reference.
#30 to #26 - imthepunkkid
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WISH I HAD A PORTAL
WISH I
WISH I HAD A PORTAL GUN
WISH I HAD A PORTAL
WISH I
WISH I HAD A PORTAL GUN

LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS I DON'T MAKE LEMONADE I GOT MADE LIKE CAVE JOHNSON I GOT LEMON GRENADES
User avatar #32 to #30 - imthepunkkid
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NggUSbgRUhc

For those of you who don't get it
User avatar #129 to #30 - pimpvader
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I got made... Well done
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#29 to #26 - tomdabombdisturbed
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I understand it.
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User avatar #89 to #71 - Ivandrago
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Is that....is that a troll logic that would actually work?!
#97 to #89 - telfyr
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actually it is the same as every other one, it breaks the laws of physics in this case its portals (Allowing this one to break the laws and qualify as working means all others would be allowed to as well to actually work)
User avatar #100 to #97 - Ivandrago
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This one does not technically break the laws of physics. In fact, it is entirely possible. We just have no idea how to connect two places in space-time. Other troll logics I've seen would never work, such as making the front wheel on a bike smaller than the hind one, creating infinite downhill movement. If somehow we discovered how to make warp holes, this is a possibility.
#104 to #100 - telfyr
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How ever it would require far more energy to do that than it could ever possibly produce, also the gravitational pull on both sides of portal (assuming it was made) would be equal, meaning anything put between them would be pulled up and down with an equal force, resulting in no movement
User avatar #122 to #104 - deadlywonka
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But wat if the portal had no gravitational energy. I might be missing something with wormholes here but if there wasnt any gravitational enrgy to the portals that would work.
#123 to #122 - anon id: 8d4e52c5
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gravity isnt energy it itself is a distortion of space time. just imagine that bith portals are on opposite side of a valley. gravity would suspend between them just as the water would stay in the middle of the valley. on top of that the laws of conservation of energy basically say that the portal would cost more energy t produce than the watermill could make.
User avatar #127 to #123 - deadlywonka
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i see wat u meen. thumb for u
#103 - bdub
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I thought it said "Hello children, I'm Asian!
#72 - warlockrichard
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what I'd first do
what I'd first do
#73 to #72 - anon id: b2682c09
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First do.... Am I missing the joke here?
User avatar #75 to #73 - warlockrichard
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do first
User avatar #116 to #72 - exrflarion
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ಠ‿ಠ
#102 to #72 - lostfaux
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#96 - derangedberger
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#113 - gryx
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You guys do know it's near impossible to **** yourself? Every inch you move forward into the portal you move back from the one behind you.
You guys do know it's near impossible to **** yourself? Every inch you move forward into the portal you move back from the one behind you.
#118 to #113 - anon id: 0ce43eec
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Blowjobs! :D
User avatar #137 to #113 - notsoscotia
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Panels can move.
Portal 2, cutting off the neurotoxin.
User avatar #115 to #113 - Decept
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wont be able to doo it with that attitude
#42 - Tyranitar
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It would be a great convenience to own a portal gun. I could go through my house with ease, pretty much teleport from one end of a hallway to another in school, stick my penis up from a toilet in the girl's locker room, send Justin Bieber to the moon. A lot of good stuff.

Pic slightly related
User avatar #195 to #42 - deverini [OP]
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Better than the content ^
#70 - instability
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why is every other comment "i would suck my own dick"?
User avatar #76 to #70 - heziahrm
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Because of closet homosexuals my friend.
User avatar #80 to #76 - redscorpion
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It's not gay if it's your own dick, its like saying all man are gay cause they masturbate
User avatar #83 to #80 - heziahrm
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Masturbating is acceptable because it's normal. But putting a penis into your mouth is different. I mean is having anal sex with yourself using portals still acceptable?
User avatar #88 to #83 - redscorpion
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if its your penis, going in to your ass, in your closet than yes its acceptable
#101 to #70 - anon id: 87933293
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because no one else is going to do it
#78 - thepenname
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Fixed.