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I can't just be friends, I want more.

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#2 - chesterouno (08/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"Hello children, I'm Aslan!"
#14 - demandsgayversion (08/30/2012) [+] (29 replies)
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First thing everyone would do
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#71 - hawtsawce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#103 - bdub (08/31/2012) [-]
I thought it said "Hello children, I'm Asian!
#72 - warlockrichard (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
what I'd first do
what I'd first do
#96 - derangedberger ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
#113 - gryx (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You guys do know it's near impossible to 						****					 yourself? Every inch you move forward into the portal you move back from the one behind you.
You guys do know it's near impossible to **** yourself? Every inch you move forward into the portal you move back from the one behind you.
User avatar #115 to #113 - Decept (08/31/2012) [-]
wont be able to doo it with that attitude
#42 - Tyranitar (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It would be a great convenience to own a portal gun. I could go through my house with ease, pretty much teleport from one end of a hallway to another in school, stick my penis up from a toilet in the girl's locker room, send Justin Bieber to the moon. A lot of good stuff.

Pic slightly related
#70 - instability (08/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)






why is every other comment "i would suck my own dick"?
#78 - thepenname (08/31/2012) [-]
Fixed.
#158 - bleeduntildeath (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>shoot daughter's ass
>shoot wall
>poke head through wall
>"whoops for got to take that left turn at Albuquerque!"
#5 - gatodelfuego (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #114 - turtlepoop (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Shoot Nicholas Cage in the face
> Shoot wall
> Put your face through wall hole
> Have your face as Nicholas Cages face
User avatar #16 - duvallwhitey (08/30/2012) [+] (9 replies)
cant the portals only be used on Moondust paint?
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User avatar #90 - theawkwardbros (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**theawkwardbros rolls 43**
User avatar #92 to #91 - theawkwardbros (08/31/2012) [-]
Aw **** , Am I gonna get banned now?
#87 - ljhpie ONLINE (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Gaben.exe has stopped working
User avatar #105 to #87 - gongthehawkeye (08/31/2012) [-]
For every fat joke we make about Gabe, he delays Half Life 3 another 5 years.
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User avatar #107 to #94 - slimtheshady (08/31/2012) [-]
I....uh....what?
#120 - buthow (08/31/2012) [-]
dat description
User avatar #4 - whiplasher (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That wouldn't work at all. Portals only work with surfaces with Moon Dust on them.
#7 to #4 - bendingeffects (08/30/2012) [-]
Concrete too
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