HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is it normal for the doctor to have both hands on my shoulders during a prostate exam?

> Time for a checkup at the doctor's
> Be at the doctor's
> Quite embarrassed, it's my first full physical
> Get through most of it easily
> He takes my blood pressure .etc
> Next he's inspecting my balls
> Commence awkward undressing
> He gets on his knees and I start to feel really weird
> He starts rolling them between his fingers
> Oh got wut.jpg
> Feels awkward
> Whatever, I just want for this to be over quickly
> He says he feels no lumps
> He asks why my balls are so sticky
> Remember that I was playing cover your balls in toothpaste and dip them in orange juice with my friend earlier that day
> Get massive boner
> It rips my fanny pack open
> He takes one look at the beast and starts praying
> This isn't even my final form
> I jizz spaghetti and he moves to Iceland
> I've got to say that's one of my most interesting trips to the doctor's.

Im pretty sure thats how some gay porno somewhere has started out.

**invalidstatementwo rolls 368** even more awkward when you are a girl and the doctor is examining your balls.

That awkward moment when you're getting a prostate exam and the doctor says "look no hands!"

"Are you sexually active?"
"I wish"
*Docter absolutely loses her shit*

His pubic hair?!

The awkward moment when your hands are running over your doctor's balls in your physical!

Story time.

>be 17
>need a colonoscopy
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>get ready for it
>go to hospital and do all the normal shit
>get dressed into the gown
>doctor calls me back
>ugly ass old dude
>lay down on the table on my side
>my hairy ass is all out there
>sexy ass nurse comes in and grabs the hose
>ohgodno.jpeg

MFW when I realize this fine ass women will be putting a long hose up my asshole

Got Physical
Doc: Ok, This is the part where you have to drop your pants. . .
Me: Wait, just a minute there, you gotta take me out to dinner first.
Doc: Just drop your pants.
Me: Ok. . .

if that din't make you laugh have this awesome pic.

>At doctors one day
>getting checked for hernias
>Hes holding my balls
>Says its perfectly natural to get a boner
>I say i dont have a boner
>He says he wasnt talking to me

My doctor is a female, depending how the reactions go i'm willing to see how far i can take it.

But what if he's bald?

when i read doctor i thought of