well, shit. the last blue item was a spraybottle, 11 inches, in my boob... i have 65% chance to live. You HAVE JUST BEEN THE LAST BODY PART YOU TOUCHED IS WHERE
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well, shit

the last blue item was a spraybottle, 11 inches, in my boob... i have 65% chance to live

You HAVE JUST BEEN
THE LAST BODY PART YOU TOUCHED IS
WHERE YOU’ R T
THE LAST TWO OF ‘THUR PHONE NUMBER IS
so NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST 'ifrit" r,
ARE YOU?
...
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Submitted: 08/29/2012
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User avatar #25 - dohvakiin (08/29/2012) [-]
Stabbed with a ski jacket, 4 inches deep, in the stomach, 98% survival chance
User avatar #19 - dikslapping (08/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
my balls?
#2 - jaegerjaquez (08/29/2012) [-]
In the finger by a pair if under pants one inch deep I have a 71% survival chance I think I'll live.
User avatar #1 - sasyboncho (08/29/2012) [-]
My pajamas, 2 inches deep, on my arm, and 52%.
User avatar #33 - dementedllama (08/31/2012) [-]
Valve stem cover, 2-inches deep on the foot, 75% chance of survival.


Will I live, doc?
User avatar #31 - epicalania (08/30/2012) [-]
stabbed with a seat, WTF, 1 inch deep (yes, january) and 73% survival chance, lol mofos
#30 - jmorgasm (08/29/2012) [-]
Stabbed in the Head with a blue pen 12 inches deep. I have a 01% chance or survival
User avatar #29 - meatloafman (08/29/2012) [-]
stabbed with a spray bottle, 10 inches deep, in my stomach, 3% chance of survival
User avatar #28 - themastermorris ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
stabbed by my jeans in my entire lower body 3 inches deep, 30% of survival
#27 - sussninja (08/29/2012) [-]
Ps3 Controller 4 inches deep on my nose and 38% survival rate.
HOW THE **** DOES THAT WORK?
User avatar #26 - ephydi (08/29/2012) [-]
Stabbed with E-liquid bottle cap, 9 inches deep, in my chin, 95% survival chance.

Id say that wen't right trough O_o
User avatar #24 - idividedbyzero ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
I have a 1 inch stab wound. I have been stabbed with a shirt on my calf. I have a 15% chance to live. **** logic.
User avatar #18 - lightningcat (08/29/2012) [-]
Cigarette lighter, 2 inches deep in my dick. 04% chance of survival. Oh lawdd
User avatar #17 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
3 inch stab with a cup on the ear 72% survival chance
#16 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2012) [-]
9 inch stab with my shirt in my chest. 67 % chance of survival.
#15 - lmaoau (08/29/2012) [-]
lmao stabbed by a bed cover 6 inches deep in my dick with a 01% survival rate
#9 - dnick (08/29/2012) [-]
Stabbed by a pillow, 12inches deep on my dick with a 92% chance to live
#8 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2012) [-]
The last Blue item I touched is my Dsi,

I just touched my boob,

My Birthday is in January,

And the last digits pf my number are 83.

Thinking I'm pretty safe.
#7 - selvatica (08/29/2012) [-]
cut by my shirt one inch deep in my chin with a 50% survival chance, never knew shirts where so dangerous =/
#6 - mangusta (08/29/2012) [-]
stabbed with blue T-shirt 19 inches... in my nose. I will survive 27%.



That some bad ass T-shirt.
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