ha

Why he isn't there.

oh great so instead of being scared to death i will be annoyed to death

There is no Slenderman, only Slendermon

we'll find him... eventually...

Nah he out clubbin'.

Story time funnyjunk!
>first time playing slender
>Older brother tells me it's a psychological game, there's nothing actually there
>jokes on him, i go on here, i know all about it, walk around and get 4 pages no problem
>brother confused about how i am so good
>get to the house, he goes to the toilet
>see Slenderman stuck in the wall of the house
>lolwut
>get the 5th page, still know he can't teleport until 6th page
>brother comes back when i am at 6th page
>pick it up and run like FUCK
>get 7th page, slenderman fucks up my perfect record, appears a bit behind me
>brother notices, tells me to turn around
>fuck that shit, run.jpg
>get 5 steps away from 8th page
SLENDER OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
i hate this game...

Then that's my best chance to grab the notes! :D

slenderman doesnt scare me

>Any year
>Watching Family Guy

This is the reason why he isn't there.

**fjuserethan rolled a random image posted in comment #34660 at Pokemon ** mfw when there is a thread or video about slenderman

Must be out having a party.