the title is now diamonds. but you fell in lava. Has ml on a cop by mistake its in Trrying to get microwave it on cart black girl asks if someone wrote me a tic
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the title is now diamonds

but you fell in lava

Tags: Ragequit
Has ml on a cop by mistake
its in
Trrying to get microwave
it on cart
black girl asks if someone wrote me a ticket fer it
Can you give me your phone number, sir?"
Yeah, but only ifyou give me yours."
laughs and gives me her number
Saweet
her out couple days later
we fucking end up drunk as hell on top of a little jungle gym thing at 2 AM
Pstart fucking her
makes so much damn noise
drunked care
in my face from fucking nowhere
the goddamn sun burning into my soul
STEP AWAY SON"
Who the fuck are you? Get that light out of my face."
Aabout to has
Son, I' m warning you-"
Maight aims away
with this shitposting smile
Hist me finish-"
is panting and I can' t understand what she' s saying
4 get to Hazing
slams flashlight in my face
back, , catch him in face with a wad
goes to handcuff me as my dick is still blasting
Son, you and yoursockfriend are going to jail."
Yeah, so are you. Let me go-"
We got indecent exposure. resisting arrest, assaulting an officer..."
Do you think you" II live down getting dazed in the face?"
goes :l
Just get the hell out of here."
...
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Submitted: 08/29/2012
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