school nurses

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(08/29/2012)[-]

>I had broken my collar bone
>It had just healed so it was still weak
>Some ****** pushed me into the wall
>Breaks again
>In pain, I go to the nurse
>"Oh it's fine sweetie, stop whining. There's nothing I can do."
MFW

#8 to #7 - massdubater [OP]

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(08/29/2012)[-]

what the **** are they even there for except telling you to go back to class and sending you home couldnt the main office just do both of those things? and also protip if you ever want to just go home tell the nurse you have diarrhea she cant check like "alright lets see your stool" they just ask for your parents number she calls and sends you home. works every time

#9 to #8 - hehehehhehehehe

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(08/29/2012)[-]

One time my friend was vomiting severely so I had to take her to the nurse. She just sat her in the waiting room and said, "Tell me when you feel better, if you don't in a hour i'll call your parents."

#1 - fedegon

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(08/28/2012)[-]

I remember breaking my hand when I was seven years old. Yes, ******* seven years old. The nurse who I talked to was more of a bitch than anyone I've ever met in my life so far, saying I was "weak" and ****. I wasn't offended much, but I still feel like punching her ugly fat face.

#2 to #1 - massdubater [OP]

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(08/28/2012)[-]

that sucks man i sprained one of my fingers from jamming it on a basketball and then what really did it was high fiving someone after i jammed it and she didnt think anything was wrong with it but i couldnt play guitar for like two weeks and i couldnt really move it at all but my parents wouldnt take me to the doctors

#15 to #2 - zealouscoma

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(08/29/2012)[-]

you sprained your finger grow up mate

#4 to #2 - nekozombiee

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(08/29/2012)[-]

I got stung by a wasp once and I like, cried and cried, but the nurse just sent me straight away... ******* bitch :/

#14 - Alexmario

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(08/29/2012)[-]

>nurse help! my friend hit me in the eye and i cant see!
>oh no ; she proceeds to lead me over to a bed and a table
>so you cant see at all?
>no D:
>well, heres some water and crackers
>i say ok..
>i bump over the water, it spills on my crotch
>i oddly get a boner
>nurse says shell take me to the office
>on the way i hear the girl i like and my best friend laughing at me thinking i peed my self and i have a boner
>as i walk past i hear my best friend ask out my crush
>nurse isnt paying attention, i walk into a caution wet sign
and trip and fall on my face, losing some teeth
>nurse panics says shell be right back
>brings me some crackers

worst day ever

#18 to #14 - massdubater [OP]

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(08/30/2012)[-]

lolol that is a great story man but if its true that totally sucks did he get the girl

#19 to #18 - Alexmario

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(08/30/2012)[-]

yes

#20 to #19 - massdubater [OP]

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(08/30/2012)[-]

that really sucks man i am sorry to hear that. the same thing happened to me about the girl because i was gone all summer i come home and my friend is dating the girl i liked-_-

#17 - OperationValkyrie

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(08/29/2012)[-]

Mine was "Gargle this salt water."

#13 - PedoBearFTW

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(08/29/2012)[-]

I was throwing up and almost passed out in like 4th grade once, and the school nurse, who was about 4 ft tall, mole, mustache, everything stereotypical, made me eat a fortune cookie and sent me back to class.

#12 - VideoGamer

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(08/29/2012)[-]

Mine was more like: Put some water on it.

On a walk to school i was attacked by a dog, and guess what the ****** did. Put some water on it.

#11 - hookedonfunnyjunk

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(08/29/2012)[-]

No, heres my version

You have a broken arm?

Here's a bandaid and an icepack, and fill out this accident report.

#10 - imakejewburgers

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(08/29/2012)[-]

My highschool doesn't even have a nurse. If we get sick or hurt we just get to leave.

#16 to #10 - anon id: 01be018a

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(08/29/2012)[-]

Dude same. . . 'cept we don't leave. We just. . .bleed out. I had to get an ingrown toenail removed on both my big toes, and you know. It was all seepy and infection prone for a week or two, so I had to sneak into the 'nurses' station and bandage it up myself.
Apparently that's illegal.

But we don't have a nurse.

******* School.

#3 - babygirlabc

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(08/28/2012)[-]

She looks kinda like Cadence Acola

obviously exaggerated but this is what they do