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school nurses
Uploaded by: massdubater
obviously exaggerated but this is what they do
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#7
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hehehehhehehehe (08/29/2012) [-] >I had broken my collar bone
>It had just healed so it was still weak
>Some ****** pushed me into the wall
>Breaks again
>In pain, I go to the nurse
>"Oh it's fine sweetie, stop whining. There's nothing I can do."
MFW
>It had just healed so it was still weak
>Some ****** pushed me into the wall
>Breaks again
>In pain, I go to the nurse
>"Oh it's fine sweetie, stop whining. There's nothing I can do."
MFW
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massdubater (08/29/2012) [-] what the **** are they even there for except telling you to go back to class and sending you home couldnt the main office just do both of those things? and also protip if you ever want to just go home tell the nurse you have diarrhea she cant check like "alright lets see your stool" they just ask for your parents number she calls and sends you home. works every time
#2 to #1
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massdubater (08/28/2012) [-] that sucks man i sprained one of my fingers from jamming it on a basketball and then what really did it was high fiving someone after i jammed it and she didnt think anything was wrong with it but i couldnt play guitar for like two weeks and i couldnt really move it at all but my parents wouldnt take me to the doctors
#14
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Alexmario (08/29/2012) [-] >nurse help! my friend hit me in the eye and i cant see!
>oh no ; she proceeds to lead me over to a bed and a table
>so you cant see at all?
>no D:
>well, heres some water and crackers
>i say ok..
>i bump over the water, it spills on my crotch
>i oddly get a boner
>nurse says shell take me to the office
>on the way i hear the girl i like and my best friend laughing at me thinking i peed my self and i have a boner
>as i walk past i hear my best friend ask out my crush
>nurse isnt paying attention, i walk into a caution wet sign
and trip and fall on my face, losing some teeth
>nurse panics says shell be right back
>brings me some crackers
worst day ever
>oh no ; she proceeds to lead me over to a bed and a table
>so you cant see at all?
>no D:
>well, heres some water and crackers
>i say ok..
>i bump over the water, it spills on my crotch
>i oddly get a boner
>nurse says shell take me to the office
>on the way i hear the girl i like and my best friend laughing at me thinking i peed my self and i have a boner
>as i walk past i hear my best friend ask out my crush
>nurse isnt paying attention, i walk into a caution wet sign
and trip and fall on my face, losing some teeth
>nurse panics says shell be right back
>brings me some crackers
worst day ever
#10
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imakejewburgers (08/29/2012) [-] My highschool doesn't even have a nurse. If we get sick or hurt we just get to leave.
#16 to #10
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anonymous poster (08/29/2012) [-]
Dude same. . . 'cept we don't leave. We just. . .bleed out. I had to get an ingrown toenail removed on both my big toes, and you know. It was all seepy and infection prone for a week or two, so I had to sneak into the 'nurses' station and bandage it up myself.
Apparently that's illegal.
But we don't have a nurse.
******* School.
Apparently that's illegal.
But we don't have a nurse.
******* School.
#13
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PedoBearFTW (08/29/2012) [-] I was throwing up and almost passed out in like 4th grade once, and the school nurse, who was about 4 ft tall, mole, mustache, everything stereotypical, made me eat a fortune cookie and sent me back to class.
#12
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VideoGamer (08/29/2012) [-] Mine was more like: Put some water on it.
On a walk to school i was attacked by a dog, and guess what the ****** did. Put some water on it.
On a walk to school i was attacked by a dog, and guess what the ****** did. Put some water on it.
#11
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hookedonfunnyjunk (08/29/2012) [-] No, heres my version
You have a broken arm?
Here's a bandaid and an icepack, and fill out this accident report.
You have a broken arm?
Here's a bandaid and an icepack, and fill out this accident report.
