school nurses. obviously exaggerated but this is what they do.. >I had broken my collar bone >It had just healed so it was still weak >Some pushed me into the wall >Breaks again >In pain, I go to the nurse &gt
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obviously exaggerated but this is what they do

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#7 - hehehehhehehehe (08/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>I had broken my collar bone
>It had just healed so it was still weak
>Some ****** pushed me into the wall
>Breaks again
>In pain, I go to the nurse
>"Oh it's fine sweetie, stop whining. There's nothing I can do."
MFW
User avatar #1 - fedegon (08/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I remember breaking my hand when I was seven years old. Yes, ******* seven years old. The nurse who I talked to was more of a bitch than anyone I've ever met in my life so far, saying I was "weak" and **** . I wasn't offended much, but I still feel like punching her ugly fat face.
User avatar #14 - Alexmario (08/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>nurse help! my friend hit me in the eye and i cant see!
>oh no ; she proceeds to lead me over to a bed and a table
>so you cant see at all?
>no D:
>well, heres some water and crackers
>i say ok..
>i bump over the water, it spills on my crotch
>i oddly get a boner
>nurse says shell take me to the office
>on the way i hear the girl i like and my best friend laughing at me thinking i peed my self and i have a boner
>as i walk past i hear my best friend ask out my crush
>nurse isnt paying attention, i walk into a caution wet sign
and trip and fall on my face, losing some teeth
>nurse panics says shell be right back
>brings me some crackers

worst day ever
User avatar #17 - OperationValkyrie (08/29/2012) [-]
Mine was "Gargle this salt water."
User avatar #13 - PedoBearFTW (08/29/2012) [-]
I was throwing up and almost passed out in like 4th grade once, and the school nurse, who was about 4 ft tall, mole, mustache, everything stereotypical, made me eat a fortune cookie and sent me back to class.
User avatar #12 - VideoGamer (08/29/2012) [-]
Mine was more like: Put some water on it.

On a walk to school i was attacked by a dog, and guess what the ****** did. Put some water on it.

User avatar #11 - hookedonfunnyjunk (08/29/2012) [-]
No, heres my version

You have a broken arm?

Here's a bandaid and an icepack, and fill out this accident report.
User avatar #10 - imakejewburgers (08/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My highschool doesn't even have a nurse. If we get sick or hurt we just get to leave.
#3 - babygirlabc (08/28/2012) [-]
She looks kinda like Cadence Acola
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