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I'm not scared
seat belts save lives...
btw no posts by anons anymore
marrying, aying
But me'? Well I wasn' t worried at all.
You see, I besmearing my seat belt.
But me'? Well I wasn' t worried at all.
You see, I besmearing my seat belt.
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I had my tray table up.
And my seat back in the full upright position.
And my seat back in the full upright position.
#47
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backspin (08/29/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>me first time on airliner of any kind
>nervous as fuck
>hear stuerdous explaining how the seat belt works
>me struggling to get mine own
>fuckingseatbelshowdowtheywork.jpg
>"the plane is now in the final stage of takeoff"
>ohfuckohfuckfuckohfuck
>plane starts lifting off the ground
>I sieize my seat handles with both hands
>start letting out monsterously horrid direha
>sounds like bombs going off in my pants
>jimmie stats: rustled
>pant status: soiled
>everyone in coach is freaking the fuck out
>im still remaing in my seat filling my pants up with tasty-cakes
>MFW
>nervous as fuck
>hear stuerdous explaining how the seat belt works
>me struggling to get mine own
>fuckingseatbelshowdowtheywork.jpg
>"the plane is now in the final stage of takeoff"
>ohfuckohfuckfuckohfuck
>plane starts lifting off the ground
>I sieize my seat handles with both hands
>start letting out monsterously horrid direha
>sounds like bombs going off in my pants
>jimmie stats: rustled
>pant status: soiled
>everyone in coach is freaking the fuck out
>im still remaing in my seat filling my pants up with tasty-cakes
>MFW
#46
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gibssowas (08/29/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**gibssowas rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Content ** mfw i survive....
He probably isn't really wearing his seatbelt, you see, this is photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.
#66
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lolfire (08/29/2012) [-]
"You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?"
"So you can breathe."
"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."
"So you can breathe."
"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."