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#4 - gatodelfuego ONLINE (08/28/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Liquids are bombs when combined with other specific liquids. Putting them in a trash can will do nothing.

Seat belts are to restrain people in cases of turbulence, and weren't designed to save your life in a crash.

Nail clippers and other sharp objects I believe (again, I believe) are outlawed because of the risk of slicing through the seat belt and using it as a weapon.

All knives served on planes have extremely dulled edges.

That is all.
#107 - naniwa (08/28/2012) [+] (54 replies)
I'm preparing for red thumbs here.

I'm a plane engineer, and here's reasons for those rules:
Water reacts to many things that could make an explosion. Besides, it might not be water in the bottle.

A seat belt is provided to stop you from jumping up and down during turbulence (if you were sleeping, say). Not to protect you in a plane crash. I don't think there's anything that can save you from hitting the ground at 300+ miles per hour.

Nail clippers can easily be taken appart and turned into a weapon.

The metal knives on aeroplanes are made from a mix of copper and nickel. They're very weak so will probably break if you try to stab/slice anything other than soft meat with it. There's a few other "unofficial" (not really intended) reasons for this too:
-The knife will only be given to you during a meal. It's very difficult to hijack a plane if there's a tray above you. You'll probably be stopped before you can get up and stab someone.
-How many terrorists will book first/business class and patiently wait until the first meal has arrived before attacking?

tldr:
>laws introduced
>less terrorist attacks
User avatar #7 - captainobivous (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
if someone can hijack a plane just with a set of nailclippers, i think they ******* deserve the plane
User avatar #70 - cantfindausername (08/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If anyone can hijack a plane with Just nail clippers, I'd say they deserve that ******* plane.
#187 - carnagejc (08/28/2012) [+] (18 replies)
Fun fact: The emergency position you assume in your seat on a plane in the event of a crash is actually intended to kill you quickly upon impact to avoid further suffering.
#23 - poopeydoopey (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't even take off the damnlol watermark
#36 to #23 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
So, you're saying he should've taken credit for it
So, you're saying he should've taken credit for it
User avatar #62 - supermegasherman (08/28/2012) [+] (18 replies)
bottles of water can be filled with liquid explosives that can explode if combined with other liquids

seat belts keep one from wobbling during takeoff, turbulence and landing

the knives that are given on planes are plastic, and break incredibly easily

nail clippers can be used as a surprisingly effective triggering device
#175 - steavo (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...the seat belts aren't to protect you in a crash...it's so you stay in the seat when the plane is landing or turbulence occurs. Idiot.
#69 - WhattheNorris (08/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I want to see terrorists try something with chemicals in clothes.

So everyone will have to fly naked
#247 - jettripleseven (08/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
water bottles could be filled with poisonous liquids, they don't make you throw it out because it's a bomb
water bottles could be filled with poisonous liquids, they don't make you throw it out because it's a bomb
User avatar #2 - improbablyyourdad (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You cant stab people with your fist.
User avatar #3 to #2 - aproudpatriot (08/28/2012) [-]
challenge accepted
#161 - jokersaysamuseme (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"It's ridiculous what you're not allowed to bring onto planes nowadays. Tweezers!!...if you can hijack a plane with tweezers, you DESERVE the ******* plane as far as I'm concerned.

Anyone with a toothpick and some skill can take the plane back off him." - Ed Byrne
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#73 to #68 - wheresthefudge (08/28/2012) [-]
Save my health? So I can respawn in case it gets too low? Well that's nice.
Save my health? So I can respawn in case it gets too low? Well that's nice.
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#139 - sippay has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#169 to #139 - steavo (08/28/2012) [-]
>Dress up like yourself
>Download child porn
>Watch it on the plane while masturbating furiously.
User avatar #283 - Tyranitar (08/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Airports are just scared of MacGyver
#263 - Jowi (08/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You wear your seatbelts because in the '70s there was a air disaster where the cabin became decompressed during take-off and the roof off the plan tore off. The only casualty was a woman who wasn't wearing her seat belt and she was sucked out of the plane
User avatar #239 - caesarflickerman (08/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
When my sister was younger the TSA confiscated her Play-Doh knife...she cried the whole flight.

fu tsa
User avatar #258 to #239 - vanoreo (08/28/2012) [-]
It's an airplane.

It is government mandated that there must be at least one screaming child on board.
User avatar #1 - sappinmahsentry (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Lookie here. i work for united airlines and my TSA associates Don't throw the liquids out.. They equally try distribute the cool stuff.
My friend gets the syrup and honey.
BRO TIP: put your damn liquids in your non carry-ons.
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User avatar #228 - applezachs (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I flew on a plane last week and airport security had to search my ten year old sisters ponytail because it was dense enough to hide drugs in
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