How I see...

oh sweet jesus i'm keeping this... i can't stop fucking laughing

How I see babies.

**illegalmexican rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at There is no sugar on the rape cake ** How most people see babies

My name is Michael J. Caboose.

And I.
Hate.
Babies.

I hate kids, They're like tiny, tiny Hitlers. That's why I love it when this shit happens <=======

Change me, nigga!

oh... this post again....

My mum had a baby three months ago.
I still hate her.
I call her Thunderbird five and only associate with her when I take her out in the pram to stop her crying.

Aparently there's somethign wrong with me for not having maternal instincts. Bitch please, I have a cat- he purrs, he doesn't cry, he doesn't constantly beg my attention, i only have to fill his food bowl in the morning and I only have to deal with his shit once a week. I prefer my cat to a baby any day.

That kid's face...

From what I've been told:

It's true... Until you have one.

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mfw babies

this is how I react to babies....

I'm a girl and I see babies as monsters. I will never be able to have kids.

5 pushups and situps for me.

Whenever somebody finds out that I hate children they say "but you were a child once", to which I say "yes, but I had the strength of will to outgrow my affliction", "but children are the future" they say, which means children are the embodiments of unemployment and global warming. I hated myself as a child, and I hate them now

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