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#66
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parrotgod (08/28/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
Of course she was faking it. The camera angle was too intrusive. Proper mating rituals can only occur under strict conditions. Conditions not met. Must run further tests with better control group. Perhaps for Interspecies Fun Time 4. I played a tree in the third.
#200
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Nignigs (08/28/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Garrus Vakarian was suppose to lead the suicide mission, but "Flawless Victory" didn't have the same ring to it.
Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.
Little kids wear batman underpants. Batman wears Garrus Vakarian underpants.
They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.
Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table, because Garrus Vakarian only recognizes the element of surprise.
Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.
Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.
Garrus Vakarian didn't join the Spectres because you can't break all the rules if your job doesn't have any.
After much debate, the Council decided to unleash the genophage on the Krogan rather than the alternative of sending Garrus Vakarian. It was deemed more "humane."
Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.
Little kids wear batman underpants. Batman wears Garrus Vakarian underpants.
They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.
Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table, because Garrus Vakarian only recognizes the element of surprise.
Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.
Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.
Garrus Vakarian didn't join the Spectres because you can't break all the rules if your job doesn't have any.
After much debate, the Council decided to unleash the genophage on the Krogan rather than the alternative of sending Garrus Vakarian. It was deemed more "humane."
#95
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aloneforlife (08/28/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
MFW I have never played Mass Effect
And everybody is talking about the ending and sex and other characters
And everybody is talking about the ending and sex and other characters
