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Your profile pic makes that story even more scarier.

* Your profile picture makes that story even scarier.

>Friend was joking.
>Pizza guy is 6'3 with huge muscles
>Pizza guys face when

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Most suiting profile picture ever, mister cock mongler.

rip

I now regret drinking Kool Aid and looking at this and your profile pic.

Your friend is awesome.

So it was you!

wait what

fag

look whose talking

Congratufuckinglations, bro.

wait wut

dude we said the same thing

thumb for you then sir lol

i approve of this paradox

Does....does this count for dubs? D:

1/6? are you fucking trolling?

i know that feel bro

dude, just get out there and talk to people and be awkward as fuck


it's seriously the best thing you could do. if people don't like it, fuck them, (but still care about people because you know, people matter and stuff)

I'm really thankful for all the support I'm getting from you guys. I'll take comfort knowing I'm not the only one having this problem, and I'll follow the advice you guys have giving me. Thanks, FunnyJunk.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXlZ6edCHqI

youre not alone brother

Oh God. Of all the depressing songs one could put with that video, it just had to be the one from Eureka Seven...

social skills

I have none.

Oh man. And anon's laughing at me guys. I think I'm going to go write on my blog and blast some shitty metal music.

That is quite tragic. I mean, do you WANT social skills, or do you just not give a fuck?

There is a difference, because the latter is classified as the anti-social mental disorder and usually leads to rapists and serial killers.

I defiantly want social skills, but I just can't achieve them. I used to be one of the most social people as a kid, but some bad stuff happened in my life and I think that's what caused me to be like this. I haven't had any bad thoughts like that and hopefully I never will.

Something that really helped me is volume control (Be loud) and focusing on pronouncing words clearly. People listen to confidence.

Oh, and something to talk about? Ask about THEM; people like talking about many things, but the one thing people love talking about most is themselves. Another thing to do is to make jokes. If you can make someone laugh (and not out of pity), you're on the fast track to success.

I'll try.

I'm glad I could help bro

I'll tell you hwat

No it isnt'. letmetellyouastory just sounds introverted, Or more likely has social anxiety.

Sounds likely...we could be interns for Dr.House

IT'S LUPUS

No, Anti Social Personality disorder actually does not usually lead to rapists and serial killers. Many people like that actually try to blend in with society because they know it's just more beneficial. Of course at heart, they can't give a fuck, but not a lot actually end up breaking the law.

Let me correct myself, I was thinking of Psychopaths, not ASPD, the two are extremely similar. But it remains the same, the majority of people with ASPD aren't serial killers.


most of them are probably goths, emos, and punks :D

perfect roll kind sir

actually it's easier than you think once you realize that most women are just as socially awkward as you are when approached by a member of the opposite sex. the good girls anyhow. the slutty ones are even easier.

i know that feel bro

im just ugly

For me it's not a matter of not getting one, but a matter of nobody interesting in my school.

I know what that's like. My high school was pretty small and everyone knew everyone. I was very interested in them, with the exception of one but I've come to find that it probably wasn't true interest; and they weren't very interested in me. Now I'm in college this year and hoping things change.

I hope we get new girls next year. Best of luck to you good sir.

To you as well.

*wasn't very interested in them

My bad.

i go to an all boy school...

GAAAAAAAAY!!!

No just kidding. That sucks man. Why would such a place even exist?

its actually not a bad place. almost all the teachers are guys too so you can just goof off with them.
no feminine distractions
and it makes the weekend all the better...
if i had a girlfriend

How does in make the weekend better?

most of the guys go partying nonstop, and its like fapping after not doing it for a whole week when you see all the girls there...
if i could get a girl

Huh. Guess I can't really relate. I've never gone partying.

thats my problem. most the guys do that.
i'm an honor student so I just sit here doing college credit homework
constantly
after football practice
watching my baby sister

I never did any sports in high school. I'm sure that would've boosted my chances but I'm not a big sports fan.

i dont watch, just play.
and here football is huge. it takes up all of my time

*it

I have it even worse. Only one that'd be worth it and/or not a complete slut is dating my best friend =l

think of the sluts as just practice, nobody needs to know about them and if your time ( or first several dozen times) is going to be an embarassing two stroke poke then it may as well be with somebody you couldnt be bothered to give a fuck about. and to avoid having go talk shit behind your back after the deed is done just make sure you pick up the disposable semen depositories away from your usual places of interest.

holy typos

I don't think your realize, I'm in a REALLY small town. That kinda stuff travels fast, Especially when it involves sluts and a "two stroke poke" (Which I laughed at way to hard).

then if you already don't start masturbating. a lot. seriously, it's like preparing for the big game. a good way to increase stamina is to get yourself just to the brink then try as hard as youcan to hold it back, if successful bring yoursellf back to the brink and repeat as necessary until you eventually blow it. this is the male equivalent of keagel excersizes. one thing i always do before a date is rub out that chunky one. after that first nuts gone i can go for hours once im balls deep.

I'm... not sure how to respond to this. I know your trying to help and you've clearly got more than I can even imagine right now (that's probably not worth much from a 19 year old virgin), so... thanks? I think?

And if you're female like me, you get to look forward to pap smears! Yay!
/sarcasm

I'm not female.

Lucky SOB. xD
Apparently if a girl screw 5+ guys a year, it's yearly pap smears to check for fun sicknesses and the like. :I

And the normal schedule for healthy women is 1-5 years, so it's in my future regardless.

No bronies are.

Who said you could roll my comment you sick sadistic fuck?

Who said you can comment on my roll you whiny narcissistic fuck?

Who said you could comment on my comment on your roll you cock riding fuck?

Who said you can reply to my comment towards your comment on my roll of your comment you cunt baring fuck?

Who said you could reply to my comment replying to you replying to me replying to you rolling my comment you queef snorting fuck?

Who said you can react to my reply to your comment replying to my reply to you replying to me rolling your comment you jizz sipping fuck.

Well played my fine sir. Well played indeed. You have bested me, and with that I present to you this. Assuming you have Katawa shoujo, this will help you recieve hentai of the female of your choice in the following .gif, excluding Misha

Never heard of it, but sounds tempting.
I congratulate you for being a good sport, and now please eat shit and die hard.

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Now please gargle cum and live softly.

Cool, I'll check it out.
I already don't.

already don't won't what?

Gargle cum and live softly.

Ah. I see.
Well it's been a pleasure.

Indeed.

I can't promise myself that I won't never have casual sex,
but I at least know that my first time will be with somebody I care deeply about and am in a committed relationship with.

The fact that I'm waiting for a relationship baffles some people because they expect me to get it over with since I'm almost 20.

won't *ever

Thanks, anon.

Hey I'm a guy, 22, I've been in about three serious relationships with girls and guess what? I've never had sex with any of them and eventually my relationships ended with all of them anyway and it wasn't over sex (well actually one semi-was, I thought it was time for me and my last girlfriend to do it but then she came out of the closet and was a lesbian but that's a whole nother story....).

ANYWAY just be patient, it's only in today's society that people think they have to have sex (you had to say because you're almost 20).... just wait till you find the right that you love and can trust.

Let me tell you something how I feel towards girls I like. I want a meaningful relationship with someone, and I hate hearing about girls and the sex lives they've had with other guys, even if it was only a one time thing. It's kind of heart breaking actually thinking the girl of your dreams was all over some other guy once. I would much rather know they were waiting for the right person to come along.

I made the same commitment. I don't necessarily believe in waiting for marriage or anything like that, but I had my first time with someone really special who I'm still in a relationship with. I could never have sex with a man who I didn't think loved me.

I'm not waiting for marriage either--as my dad says "You gotta try on the shoes before you buy them" lmao.

I can't see myself having sex with a guy who has little or no feelings for me, but I won't hold myself to it 100% because I know things could happen that I might just let happen.

Nothing wrong with only having sex within a closed relationship with the person you love, it's how I do things. Also, there is no need to rush into having sex, there's nothing wrong with waiting.

Agreed.

agreed

Or because it simply isn't your thing. With proper cautions, casual sex is just another recreational activity.

Is that one of those incest comic strips?

.... maybe

....Which one is that

it's one of the "my hot ass neighbor". Which one, i don't know, i guess you'll just have to read them all... lucky you.

Man that seems like a lot of work.

Don't even have a link.

With him/her..?