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when i see a balloon
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behind we i hear...
animal on the road.
behind we i hear...
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#13
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DisgruntledTomato (08/27/2012) [+]
(20 replies)
"Poofy?"
After witnessing his dog get run over by a mentally disturbed patient who thought it was a balloon animal little Timmy sank into a deep depression. The dog being the last connection he had to his dead father was buried in the empty backyard of its house, on a cold winters eve Timmy wept for the lost of his innocence and the darkness of mans' heart. Going through school he had little confidence and joy as the only happiness of watching his dog dance in the sunlight was snatched away by a crazed maniac. Bullied, beaten and broken Timmy could only return to the dark halls of his unfriendly house, he felt only unending sorrow as he looked at the portraits of his late father and his puppy, he never knew his mother as she died before his 1st birthday succumbing to inoperable lymphatic cancer.
He never contemplated suicide before then, looking towards the kitchen he saw a knife, sobbing he reached for it and drew it sharply across his neck, crimson flowed onto the floor. Luck however was on his side, the decrepit neighbor of the house opposite saw it all through the broken shattered glass. An ambulance was summoned and the little boy struggled through it all, his small chest heaving as he slowly clung onto the last few wispy threads of life. A sickly smell filled his nose, looking around a man, staring down at him was a man in a suit and tie.
"Timmy right?"
The man looked down in almost pity, quickly he changed his expression to neutral
"You... you are not covered by any health insurance, I am gonna need about tree fiddy"
Little Timmy actually saw that the man in the suit turned out to a 50ft Plesiosaur from the paleolithic era.
After witnessing his dog get run over by a mentally disturbed patient who thought it was a balloon animal little Timmy sank into a deep depression. The dog being the last connection he had to his dead father was buried in the empty backyard of its house, on a cold winters eve Timmy wept for the lost of his innocence and the darkness of mans' heart. Going through school he had little confidence and joy as the only happiness of watching his dog dance in the sunlight was snatched away by a crazed maniac. Bullied, beaten and broken Timmy could only return to the dark halls of his unfriendly house, he felt only unending sorrow as he looked at the portraits of his late father and his puppy, he never knew his mother as she died before his 1st birthday succumbing to inoperable lymphatic cancer.
He never contemplated suicide before then, looking towards the kitchen he saw a knife, sobbing he reached for it and drew it sharply across his neck, crimson flowed onto the floor. Luck however was on his side, the decrepit neighbor of the house opposite saw it all through the broken shattered glass. An ambulance was summoned and the little boy struggled through it all, his small chest heaving as he slowly clung onto the last few wispy threads of life. A sickly smell filled his nose, looking around a man, staring down at him was a man in a suit and tie.
"Timmy right?"
The man looked down in almost pity, quickly he changed his expression to neutral
"You... you are not covered by any health insurance, I am gonna need about tree fiddy"
Little Timmy actually saw that the man in the suit turned out to a 50ft Plesiosaur from the paleolithic era.
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bezasaursrex (08/26/2012) [-]
OP is a monster and will face the worst kind of punishment for his crimes.
#22
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foelkera (08/27/2012) [-] OP is a monster and is going to get his own circle of hell worse than all the others.
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oneeyedfreak (08/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Dammit, OP! :(
You get out of that car right now and buy that kid a new Poofy!
You get out of that car right now and buy that kid a new Poofy!
#58
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aretoast (08/27/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
**aretoast rolled a random image posted in comment #702292 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** POOFY!!!
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bramdk (08/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
so uhhh lemme get this straight
op heard a balloon pop and a kid say "poofy?" which isnt something you scream considering the question mark
FROM INSIDE HIS CAR WHILE DRIVING
op has supernatural hearing
op heard a balloon pop and a kid say "poofy?" which isnt something you scream considering the question mark
FROM INSIDE HIS CAR WHILE DRIVING
op has supernatural hearing
#26
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alucord (08/27/2012) [-] >walking near a fair
>some ass hole speeding in his yellow car
>See him hit a balloon animal
>yell in a voice of deepest despair "POOFY!"
>some ass hole speeding in his yellow car
>See him hit a balloon animal
>yell in a voice of deepest despair "POOFY!"
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wired (08/27/2012) [-] **wired rolled a random comment #128 posted by alfjnn at gay dancing lambs ** :
Its true.
why? just why?
