roommate. . 7 Ways to Scare your roommate: it 1 Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While vne' re daing w. leek at veer roommate and mutter. "Seen. seen.
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7 Ways to Scare your roommate:
it 1 Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While vne' re daing w.
leek at veer roommate and mutter. "Seen. seen...
2) Collect hundreds pens and pile them en nee side of the ream. Keep me
pencil en the eiher side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3) Tell veer roommate. ‘I' get an important message tor york" Then pretend to taint.
When you recover, say you can' t remember what the message was, Later en. say,
Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to taint again. Keep this enter several weeks,
4) While veer roommate is net. glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit en the flixx, held your head. and mean.
El Make a sandwich. Chan) eat it. leave it en the liner. were the sandwich.
Wait intil veer rt: -em male gets rid m it and then say,
Hey, where the heck is my sandwich ?" Complain loudly that we are hungry.
We Every time veer roommate walks in yell, ' Youre back!"
as teed as we can and dance around the teem for five minutes. Afterwards.
keep making at veer watch and saving. "Sha. Mrt' t vee be going somewhere'?"
we Talk back tn veer Rice this pies all ct a sudden, act cite Mat,
threw the new on the fdax and kick it Refuse tn clean it up, explaining,
No, I want tn watch them setter.
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User avatar #2 - wethepixel (08/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"Laugh at the pencil." Why the **** did that make me laugh so bad?
#10 - carmelrenee (08/27/2012) [-]
Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn't belong.
Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn't belong.
User avatar #36 - gameshredder (08/27/2012) [-]
Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."
User avatar #3 - samoaspider (08/27/2012) [-]
i just keep putting cut out paper trollface under his mouse
#9 - jokeface (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**jokeface rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Internet atheists ** Mfw I live alone and can't experience these kinds of shenanigans.
User avatar #34 - gameshredder (08/27/2012) [-]
Paint abstract paintings and title them things like, "Roommate Dying in a Car Crash," and "Roommate Getting Whacked in the Head with a Shovel." Comment often about how much you love the paintings.
#39 - threenippledcousin (08/27/2012) [-]
8. invite their parents round and kill them and skin them, proceed to wear the skins and act like nothings wrong.
#17 - hpnerdjl (08/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Couldn't help but think of Snack, Crackle, **** you.
User avatar #20 - fedegon (08/27/2012) [-]
Yes, the pencil...
YES!
#45 - waffies (08/27/2012) [-]
I greatly approve of numbers 2, 3 and 4
#22 - mr skeltal (08/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
1 and 4 are the only ones that wont make you look like too much of a dick
User avatar #33 to #31 - scootalooinatree (08/27/2012) [-]
You're welcome.


and yes, yes there are.
User avatar #42 - gameshredder (08/27/2012) [-]
Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
#35 - turkishpidgeon (08/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw reading this post. Well done OP
mfw reading this post. Well done OP
User avatar #41 to #35 - Nignigs (08/27/2012) [-]
It's not his post bro.
User avatar #49 - systematictoxicity (08/30/2012) [-]
Well.. Some things I'll definitely be remembering :3
#47 - happyhadgrenade (08/27/2012) [-]
Arrange spoons in the form of a pentagram on the table. If he tries to move them, scream as loud as you can and lash around manically. If he does destroy the pentagram, act as normal.
User avatar #44 - projectnero (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Technically my "room mate" is my gran so now what?
#24 - mr skeltal (08/27/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #116112 at Video Games Board ** 1 way to get yourself thumbs on funnyjunk:

repost
User avatar #8 - mion (08/27/2012) [-]
I'm sure this would scare anybody.
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