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Some friends and I were messing around last night. Ferns reason, ene ofthem threw dog shit at me. What' s a good
way to get somebody back besides becoming an hem?
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i heard an hem works
I Anonymoused/ Cu/ 10( Thu) 21: 25: 34 No. 284810808
BECOME A FUCKING
HERO
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SC) here' s how a man mes it:
Start off by eating a shit ton effete. And I really mean a SHIT TON. Eat enough that mu could shit like fifty logs, held it in, then eat seme mere. Bonus
points for Indian feed.
So get in yourfriend' s house and shit about a fastal of deuce into yew hand. Take it and rub it all house, especially in places where they can
smell, but not see it. . tops of ceiling fan blades, inside books, etc. If youre a pro, try opening up the electronics with a screwdriver and rub shit all dyer
the inside ofthe casing and close it up. The smell went really start to leak out until they turn them en and the fan blasts yew
everywhere. Heating and AC ducts are crucial for circulating the smell around the house.
Now find all eitheir cleaning supplies. Smear yew crap en towels, brushes, meps, anything e'en related to cleaning. Filling sinks and hoses with shit is
good forthe delicious irony when they try to wash something off, only ending up spraying mere butt mud all place.
Nowthat the place is pretty much layered in shit, it' s time for mu to bring out the big guns. Still saving most of yew brown bananas? Seed. Locate these
areas in the house: The front door, the master bed, and the washing machine. Dump 1/ 3 of yew excrement out en the welcome mat and put a notecard
next to it reading "I". Next, gs to the master bed and drop mere of yew lead into each ofthe pillow cases en the master bed and levye a note with "2"
written en it. Lastly, drop the rest of yew massive puddin' package into the washing machine, turn it en, and have a card labeled M" near it. They' ll spend
forever looking for number .
But wait, still not satisfied? Grab seme of yew and head eleite the nearest neighbors muse (not yew house, though, dumbass). Smear
shit all deer and make a trail leading from that deedee the original neighbor' s muse.
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