13 Rules of Gunfighting. Credit goes to CJ Grisham, an soldier of 17 years. I only made minor edits. www.businessinsider.com/cj-grishams-13-rules-of-gunfighting
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13 Rules of Gunfighting

Credit goes to CJ Grisham, an soldier of 17 years. I only made minor edits.
www.businessinsider.com/cj-grishams-13-rules-of-gunfighting-everyone-should-know-2012-8
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These Are The 13 Rules Of Gunfighting Everyone
Should Know
l) Guns have only two enemies: rust and phoneticians.
2) It' s always better be judged by 12 than carried by tr.
S) Chops carry guns pretend themselves: net you.
4) Never let someone er something that threatens yen get inside arm' s
length.
5) Never say "I' get a gonf" If yen need use deadly f arce: the first
seend they hear should be the safety clicking eff.
6) The average Dispense time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response
time efa is 1400 feet per second.
7) The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if . f _
necessary- a - ' I
8) Make yew attacker advance through a wall of bullets _ _ _Teu may get killed with yew own gun, but
he' ll have beat yen death with it, cause it' ll be empty.
9) If in a gun fight;
If net sheeting: yen should be leading.
If net leading: yen should be miving.
If net sheeting: miving er leading: probably dead.
IO) In a life and death situation, samething_ _ _It may be wrong, but
I 1) If yen carry a gun, peeple call yen paranoid. New ense! If yen have a gun, what yen have ta be
paranoid ab out?
12) You can say ‘step’ er 'alto' er any other werd: but a large bare muzzle painted at ' s head is
pretty much a universal language.
13) Ten cannot save the planet, but yen may be able save yourself and yew family.
Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybady stands around railroading," - Themes
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#37 - finishhimlarry (08/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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Feet per second isn't a unit of time.
#49 - iyr (08/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Never bring a gun to a chair fight.
Never bring a gun to a chair fight.
#61 - tablespoons (08/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns"


inb4
Hurrr, duurrr, no ****
The point is there are plenty of responsable gun owners who use it for protection. If they're illegal it'll only stop law abiding people. Those who aim to break law will procure them as easily as drugs are smuggled into the country, or take one of the thousands of firearms already in the country.
#9 - whittaker (08/26/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>be in military
>0/13 of those are correct.
User avatar #12 to #9 - arawan (08/26/2012) [-]
>be in military
>firefights are not the same as personal defense
User avatar #35 - zevran (08/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
First rule of gunfights:

Don't get into gunfights...
User avatar #20 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Just a side note, the average response time was 23 minutes, TEN YEARS AGO. It is currently 29 minutes.
#302 - funnyjunkscreator (08/27/2012) [+] (53 replies)
For all the idiots in the comments...
#362 - dickorcock (08/27/2012) [+] (34 replies)
Seriously, I agree that a world without guns would probably be much less violent, but if you think that outright banning all guns is going to magically remove every single gun from everyone who isn't a cop, you're living in a fantasy world.

Now I don't think this means the answer is giving every alcoholic, wife-beating Bubba redneck a gun because that would be just plain stupid, but getting rid of ALL guns outright is just as stupid.

User avatar #15 - msvegeta (08/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Why can't you tell people you're armed?

Would you really rather kill someone with no warning, than give people a chance to save themselves and stop ******* with you?
User avatar #303 - amishgamer (08/27/2012) [+] (27 replies)
It makes me mad when people think the solution to all these public shootings is gun laws. Maybe if someone had thought about that 100 years ago and strictly regulated everything then that would have been a great idea. The black market sale of guns is a huge problem. Also, making something illegal has never stopped anybody from getting what they want and it never will. A person who is willing to kill a bunch of people probably has no problem with illegally buying weapons.
User avatar #100 - GodofTV (08/26/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Only pussies use guns. If you want to settle a score use your fists.
FACT:
99.999999999% of people are stupid as **** and would seriously injure themselves or someone else in a stupid ******* way for some stupid ******* reason if they even came near a gun.
If no one had guns you wouldn't need to carry a gun.
Especially in the U.S., i'm American but seriously guys? All of you are to retarded to be handling a fire arm. I say that with love in my heart for my fellow countrymen. Your all ******* retarded, take a good hard look in the mirror and know what I'm typing is the truth.
User avatar #119 to #100 - Hreidmar ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
I'd rather be a living pussy than a dead loudmouth.
#151 - conagheraxe (08/27/2012) [-]
These idiot politicians thinking that putting a ban on guns will make the crime rate go down.


Since when do criminals abide by the law?
#630 - patofeliz (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**patofeliz rolled a random image posted in comment #344 at Wut. ** What I think about guns
#82 - mainstreamusername (08/26/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Gun safety should be a mandatory course in America. 						*******					 kids at my school don't know the difference between the safety and the trigger.
Gun safety should be a mandatory course in America. ******* kids at my school don't know the difference between the safety and the trigger.
User avatar #4 - psydoc (08/26/2012) [-]
I read a good one on another website:

"what’s the main purpose of a home defense handgun? To fight your way to your shotgun."
#687 - xxheyxx (08/27/2012) [+] (32 replies)
Godamnitt. People shouldn't be able to own guns. Only the government should have guns. Then there would be way less violence.
#704 to #687 - siimonic (08/27/2012) [-]
If nothing is wrong with a person (mentally) then he can have as many guns as he can buy and he won't do anything violent with them.  The only people who do these shootings and whatnot are almost always either messed in the head or society has done something terrible to them and made them like that. Also if a person is like that he will find something with which to do violence; even if guns are banned he will buy them illegally or get a bulldozer etc. So banning guns doesn't really do much to end violence. And I live in a country where guns ARE more tightly regulated but there are still shootings and robberies.
If nothing is wrong with a person (mentally) then he can have as many guns as he can buy and he won't do anything violent with them. The only people who do these shootings and whatnot are almost always either messed in the head or society has done something terrible to them and made them like that. Also if a person is like that he will find something with which to do violence; even if guns are banned he will buy them illegally or get a bulldozer etc. So banning guns doesn't really do much to end violence. And I live in a country where guns ARE more tightly regulated but there are still shootings and robberies.
#235 - bluwizard (08/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Back in the early 1900's British people were aloud to have firearms, and just about everyone did. The crime rates were so low, that the billy's walking the beat would only carry their sticks. It's 2012 Britain has taken its peoples guns away, now the crime rates are massive, people cannot defend themselves or risk being sent to prison as well. The cops? The cops wear bulletproof vest and rely more on semiautomatic weapons.

I am not saying guns are good, but they exist and they will continue to do so until something with higher killing capacity comes out for the masses. So I'd rather have one myself to fend off the bastards who think they can get away with using them. Same as if swords were still the mainstay weapon, or clubs, or rocks.
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