You can't abort what you can't catch. . tr. ekl,. i can catch you no matter what you do. You can't abort what you catch tr ekl i can no matter do
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#2 - carljohnson
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Ni ******* Hao, my name is Synthus the Faggatron.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and make forcey fun time to them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
#4 to #2 - uwbymannen
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#5 to #2 - anon id: 06cb749d
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I love you.
#12 to #2 - anon id: 4c789d4b
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User avatar #9 to #2 - heartlessrobot
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Thanks for the new copypasta, I have a whole document full.
#36 to #2 - beavisnbutthead
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what a waste of a perfectly good username
User avatar #11 to #2 - blazekingxxx
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Ummm something about gorillas and 13 confirmed killls
User avatar #45 to #11 - Pacboy
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It was over 300! Get your **** together Tyrone!
User avatar #3 to #2 - willxxx [OP]
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what the actual ****
User avatar #13 to #2 - sladee
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.


gotta love copypastas.
User avatar #38 to #13 - LOLWUTS
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Oh god. I ******* love you.
User avatar #6 to #2 - msvegeta
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Seen this before, so I'm going to repost a critique

Ni Hao is Mandarin, not Korean
#26 - graemearg **User deleted account**
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#35 to #26 - iamphoenix
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It's still abortion. Just late term.
#60 to #26 - anon id: 1ab52096
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Well in some states they allow 11th trimester abortion. Unless of course you don't live in the US, in which case this joke was not meant for you.
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#55 - givemecoke
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i can catch you no matter what you do.
i can catch you no matter what you do.
#69 to #55 - vegetatheprince
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Bring it.
#84 to #69 - anon id: e3146c32
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#56 to #55 - gongthehawkeye
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#57 to #56 - anon id: 5c35346a
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User avatar #67 to #55 - badasstoaster
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What is this from?
User avatar #70 to #67 - companioncombined
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Tribe Twelve, in the video "Northern Trip Footage"
#76 to #55 - sirgawain
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#66 to #55 - Bacula
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#61 to #55 - orlyguisethethird
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#62 to #61 - givemecoke
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oh where do you think you're going?
oh where do you think you're going?
#64 to #62 - orlyguisethethird
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Anywhere but here.
#65 to #64 - givemecoke
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That's ok. because i'm always watching.
#82 to #65 - thadin
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Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat over there.
I've been told that you like to stalk underage boys and girls.
#92 to #61 - questionquota
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****, I laughed at his little waddle for a good five minutes....
#22 - aimszo
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User avatar #21 - aconfuseddonut
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I'm viewing this from an iPhone, why can't I see the picture?
User avatar #24 to #21 - chooseme
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because you use an iphone you fag
#30 to #24 - aconfuseddonut
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#32 to #30 - chooseme
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i'm guessing it had something to do with flash


it went straight over my head
#33 to #32 - aconfuseddonut
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#16 - micuhl
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Plus it's a repost. Double faggot today OP
#8 - xanderder
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Plus, you cant abort what you've already given birth to...   
   
And Dave Grohl, because Dave Grohl.
Plus, you cant abort what you've already given birth to...

And Dave Grohl, because Dave Grohl.
#40 - dontcheckembro
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**dontcheckembro rolled a random image posted in comment #134 at The Savanna ** How I was almost aborted.
User avatar #42 to #40 - thunderkrux
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So was Hitler
#43 to #42 - dontcheckembro
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#51 to #42 - dtcdannyboy
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**dtcdannyboy rolled a random image posted in comment #53674 at Slice of Life thread II ** So was this guy
#17 - IamTROGDOR
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