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You can't abort what you can't catch

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Submitted: 08/26/2012
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#2 - carljohnson (08/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Ni ******* Hao, my name is Synthus the Faggatron.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and make forcey fun time to them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #6 to #2 - msvegeta (08/26/2012) [-]
Seen this before, so I'm going to repost a critique

Ni Hao is Mandarin, not Korean
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#55 - givemecoke (08/27/2012) [+] (14 replies)
i can catch you no matter what you do.
i can catch you no matter what you do.
User avatar #21 - aconfuseddonut (08/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm viewing this from an iPhone, why can't I see the picture?
#16 - micuhl (08/27/2012) [-]
Plus it's a repost. Double faggot today OP
#8 - xanderder (08/26/2012) [-]
Plus, you cant abort what you've already given birth to...   
   
And Dave Grohl, because Dave Grohl.
Plus, you cant abort what you've already given birth to...

And Dave Grohl, because Dave Grohl.
#40 - dontcheckembro (08/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**dontcheckembro rolled a random image posted in comment #134 at The Savanna ** How I was almost aborted.
#19 - peapodsarecool (08/27/2012) [-]
Not even Chris Hansen could catch him in this van!
#80 - rawrasaurus (08/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Well...
#74 - psydoc (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You know if we keep aborting babies left and right, then natural selection dictates that the babies who can fight back in the womb will be the ones that survive. So after a while we'll have babies who kill the abortion doctors from the womb. Then things are going to get really messed up.
#41 - pamman (08/27/2012) [-]
**pamman rolled a random image posted in comment #12878 at Ponyville **
#63 - rollcore (08/27/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #722427 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#53 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
You can with SORCERY.
You can with SORCERY.
User avatar #52 - crusaderpat (08/27/2012) [-]
Creative title.
#47 - lordmoustach (08/27/2012) [-]
Op. Yo. What the **** .
#25 - chooseme (08/27/2012) [-]
this is posted once every six months
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