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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #684187 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** MOTHER OF GOD

Or you could just move to Detroit and trade your paintball gun in for a real gun

pic sort of related

Here in mexico City we have an urban-style Paintball. (we call it Gotcha)

You've changed my life.

Just doing my job, man...

laughing my ass off!, you win all the internets!!

Thank you, Mr. Snowman!

You live up to you name, you're indeed a funny man!

i want you

I knew you were misinterpreting my kindness....

im pretty sure she was also beat out for a nobel prize by al gore's environment powerpoint presentation.

it was Obama

Shit. Thanks for correcting me.

Also i think you can't be awarded nobel peace prizes posthumously or something..

I may be wrong

she must have looked suspicious as fuck.

or skinny jew children

I think he's saying that if he was on his way to a meeting that lasted an hour, but it earned him $16M, he couldn't waste his minute getting the dollar while on his way to the meeting because he would earn more money going to meetings and such. I dunno though.

no, it's because Bill's annual salary is so much that it's like he earns $300 a second, so in the time it takes him to pick up the cash, he has already made it back and then some.

He doesn't even work for microsoft anymore you know

Ya but the time he picked up the cash he'd had made it back and then some plus the $100 he just saved. It's like saying 10r-100 > 10r (r being how much he makes a second)

It's just saying that his time is worth more than the 100$ he dropped, so he may as well leave it there.
Not like it would matter for him, it'd be like dropping a nickle in a sea of quarters; one would probably care more about the quarters than the one nickle.

K

Maybe you smell like a cat :O

is the sex really that good?

The idea is he earns more than 100 dollars in the time it takes him to stop and pick up the bill.

right but he doesn't lose that money if he stops to pick it up. By picking it up he loses no money whereas by walking he loses $100. It's still worthwhile.

I know, the way they worded it is stupid.

In fact, I'm not sure any of these "facts" are even true. Many seem full of shit.

Oh well.

He may have to be somewhere important. If he stops to pick up the hundred dollar bill, he may be late, and therefore would loose a business deal. Or in another scenario, Mister Gates, could make more money per second, so even if he lost one hundred dollars, it would be replaced almost instantly, giving him no need to pick up the hundred dollar bill.

you really are fucking stupid he earns money faster than the time it takes to pick it up

I'm fucking stupid? Read the second scenario I proposed and call me stupid again. It's basically what you said, except a bit more in depth. Think things over before you even attempt to insult somebody's intelligence.

yeah because Bill Gates cuts meetings close enough that taking the 2 seconds to pick up a note makes him late to an appointment?

Jerking Off Works Too.

Davos Meoworth?
Stannis Pawratheon?
Cat's Landing?
Jeyne Whiskerling?

made me lol. here. have a gif.