Christian dating

#245 to #67 - N. Korean citizen (08/27/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 9**

#244 to #67 - N. Korean citizen (08/27/2012) [-]

bro you lost something

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#5 - clers (08/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)

If we legalize homo-smiling, it will destroy the sanctity of smile. Pretty soon, people will want to smile at their dog, or smile at their toaster, or smile at a corpse. Where do we draw the line?

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#10 to #5 - DOCoSPADEo (08/26/2012) [-]

I'm going to pray to the god I don't believe in just so your comment will make the front page.

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#18 to #10 - struttndatass (08/26/2012) [-]

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#53 to #10 - finishhimlarry (08/26/2012) [-]

Nice job making an atheist joke, there.

#56 to #53 - mrcowll (08/26/2012) [-]

Not really even an Athiest joke. It's just poking fun at homophobic Christians.

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#62 to #57 - Wazzy (08/26/2012) [-]

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#129 to #57 - thessalonaki (08/26/2012) [-]

that's the joke

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#49 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]

Comments make frontpage?

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#4 - excallibur **User deleted account** (08/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)

so the pope cant use christianmingle to talk to all the choir boys?

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#61 - boomdady (08/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

BlackSingles . Com > "You cannot send this welfare check to the same user more than once a month"

#109 to #61 - patriotprideboy (08/26/2012) [-]

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#21 - TheGermanGuy (08/26/2012) [+] (10 replies)

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#22 to #21 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]

Godzilla regularly fucks up Tokyo, Athiest-zilla does not. Atheists=1, Christians=0

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#28 to #22 - atheistzilla (08/26/2012) [-]

Atheistzilla UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!

#29 to #28 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]

OH SNAP!

#89 to #22 - commontroll (08/26/2012) [-]

You obviously can't keep score. It's 1 all.

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#95 to #89 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]

Yes, that was the joke. Congrats, you can detect basic sarcasm.

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#190 to #95 - commontroll (08/26/2012) [-]

I'm calling your bluff.

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#232 to #190 - charagrin (08/27/2012) [-]

What bluff. I returned a comment with a comment that was mirroring it.

#234 to #232 - commontroll (08/27/2012) [-]

I said you can't keep score, because you reduced the score of Christians back to zero. That's not how this game works man. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules here.

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#235 to #234 - vietnam (08/27/2012) [-]

Hey, I have rules too!

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#2 - itsallinthefunny (08/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#16 to #2 - dickthebutt (08/26/2012) [-]

Thanks god something that explains the sitiation of reddit and funnyjunk
inb4 people butthurting because i said thanks god?

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#111 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]

but who was phone?????

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#188 - redflame (08/26/2012) [-]

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#152 - chazwregman (08/26/2012) [+] (12 replies)

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#162 to #152 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** (08/26/2012) [-]

Is that...A FLOWCHART?!

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#167 to #162 - chazwregman (08/26/2012) [-]

Picked it up from my /b/ browsing a few days ago.

#207 to #152 - dadukesta (08/26/2012) [-]

To put my two cents INTO the why i think homosexuality is sinful is that it's flatout retarded.

Butt holes are for pooping and vaginas are ment to be penetrated by penises.

Come on life forms get your shit together!

#212 to #207 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]

Stick your longest finger in your ass, palm facing toward the front of your body. Feel for a walnut sized bump and start rubbing it. You will then find out why dicks can also go in a mans ass.

#220 to #212 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]

That thought makes me cringe O_o

#205 to #152 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]

This is pretty inaccurate. It finds loopholes that are even stretched a bit. This whole thing doesn't mention what the bible really has to say about homosexuality.

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#171 to #152 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]

What if you think homosexuality is sinful, but don't oppose gay marriage?

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#173 to #171 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]

Or, more accurately, don't think that the government should be in the business of pinkie pieistering marriage licenses.

#181 to #173 - jomy ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]

if you want to stop gays from having sex the best thing you cant do it to let them get married that will put an end to it

#183 to #181 - jomy ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]

oops can* not cant

#191 to #171 - themaaster (08/26/2012) [-]

Like think that homosexuality is sinful, but find that a civil union is okay because it's basically a marriage w/o the religious ceremony.

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#26 - staticenhance (08/26/2012) [-]

According ChristianMingle, this is what happens when one man smiles at another.

Pure sin.

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#132 - CoolStoryBrosky (08/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Jesus actually said
A. Love all people
B. Love God

Christianity: You're doing it wrong.

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#134 to #132 - CoolStoryBrosky (08/26/2012) [-]

Oh yeah and this
I use this picture way too much

#140 to #132 - derangedberger (08/26/2012) [-]

Christianity is basically taking what jesus said and twisting it for profit.

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#59 - bleeduntildeath (08/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)

christian dating websites are the best place to announce your satanic fetishes

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#65 to #59 - boomdady (08/26/2012) [-]

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#82 to #59 - deathhardiv (08/26/2012) [-]

Satanic fetish...
What the fuck would that be?

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#117 to #59 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2012) [-]

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#12 - bobbillbob (08/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)

**bobbillbob rolled a random image posted in comment #227 at roll game 7 **

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#13 to #12 - johnmariotwo (08/26/2012) [-]

....This fits the situation perfectly.... but at what cost?

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#32 to #12 - cullenatorguy (08/26/2012) [-]

**cullenatorguy rolled a random image posted in comment #13986 at Ponyville **
Rolls gay porn
Relevant to content
positive thumbs
wat

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#8 - AccWasLost (08/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#31 to #8 - gravitystereo (08/26/2012) [-]

i love you.

#233 to #31 - AccWasLost (08/27/2012) [-]

WHAT, people thumbed you down, this cannot be.
I love you too, random stranger.

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#179 - cumwhore (08/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)

Am I the only one who thinks the government shouldn't be in the business of pinkie pieistering marriage licenses?

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#180 to #179 - pwnaged (08/26/2012) [-]

nice choice of words

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#184 to #180 - cumwhore (08/26/2012) [-]

My laptop accidentally potato.
I was trying to say pinkie pieistering.
<-- me just now

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#186 to #184 - cumwhore (08/26/2012) [-]

GOD DAMMIT

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#195 to #186 - eddiethead (08/26/2012) [-]

You've been the unfortunate victim of filters, my friend.

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#210 to #179 - chezburgadominator (08/26/2012) [-]

>pinkie pieistering marriage licenses..

At first i'm like "wut" then I realized pinkie pie filtered that word. Like back when saying brony made you say "glorious faggot!"...anyway..

I'm pinkie pieistering this little poptart

SOUNDS DIRTY DOESN'T IT?

#193 to #179 - demandsgayversion (08/26/2012) [-]

What's being changed there? I have no idea what you're saying.

#196 to #193 - cumwhore (08/26/2012) [-]

a d m i n i s t e r i n g

#200 to #196 - demandsgayversion (08/26/2012) [-]

I should've seen that

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#146 to #110 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/26/2012) [-]

The only thing worse than a stupid bigot is a stupid bigot who doesn't think they are being a stupid bigot.

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#144 - kouzan (08/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**kouzan rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Bowties ** I do what I want.

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#155 - grandmabetty ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]

The site is one letter away from becoming a potential Christian lesbian fest anyway, pfffft

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#172 - errdayimderping (08/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)

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#187 to #172 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]

#224 to #187 - swiftykidd ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]

Thats the funniest thing ive seen in a while

#189 to #187 - parralax (08/26/2012) [-]

**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #591242 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **And on the 3rd day, Jesus kicked the narwhal in the face, creating a unicorn that can swim.

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#93 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

yeah well then I send a frown to you, christian dating website! take that.

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#96 to #93 - stlbecker (08/26/2012) [-]

fuck yo sad face

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#215 - songofstorms **User deleted account** (08/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)

**songofstorms rolls 33**

dubs

#241 to #215 - illegalmexican (08/27/2012) [-]

**illegalmexican rolled a random comment #329466 posted by deficiency at MLP Friendly Board ** :

How many seasons do you believe there will be?

My response to you

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