The more you know 2. yes im aware my spelling is bad<br /> umber three is here funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/413394/The+more+You+Know+3/. wow i didnt think
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The more you know 2

yes im aware my spelling is bad<br />
umber three is here funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/413394/The+more+You+Know+3/

wow i didnt think id get so many thumbs
for my creature feature.. so as promised
more for you'. this time its....
THE HOUSE DWELLING DUST MITE!
sure you have heard of these
buggers befour and were told they
live on your pillow?
well that is true but they also..
are deadly..
yup well.. not them
exactly but their.. crap,
yeah there crap can
actualy cause astma
and astma attacks.
so you aromatics out
there probly hate this
guy right'? well theres
more
While these guys like to eat your dead
shin and hair thay dont eat your living
skin so that a good thing right?"
well since these things are soo tiny and
even if you wash you' re bed sheets
either a few cling to life or there still on
you ready to breed like fuck
they dont just live on
you' re bed either they
can live anywhere
where dust falls and
warmth lingers.
But believe me when i say this there are mites
living along side these and you that dont live
on you but live souly on other mites and its
like a little food chain in you' re bed, wardrobe,
sofa etc.
tell you more about the cannible mites in my
next post
thats the fucker
right there
those Jaws
gonna fuck chu
If this post gets over Milt thumbs make a
post telling you about more critters on you' re 'lla
body and around your house, until then dont let the 'iii'',',,
hugs bite
...
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User avatar #19 - Totaler (05/06/2010) [+] (10 replies)
fart under the covers, you're like Hitler to the dust mites
#23 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Painful to read this, due to the spelling.
#167 - anonymous (05/06/2010) [-]
th..........they............can see me fap?
#152 - anonymous (05/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i almost threw my computer out the window because of your atrocious grammar. -.- you really ought to get a friend to proofread this or something, because i feel like i shouldn't believe your cool facts because of how stupid your bad grammar makes you look. :/ sorry.
User avatar #124 - pufan (05/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
so i'm gonna go wash my sheets twice and take a bath in some hand sanitizer
User avatar #112 - wolftfy (05/06/2010) [+] (5 replies)
anyone else feel like burning our stuff and living in an air tight room now
User avatar #206 - XxXJJXxX (05/07/2010) [-]
Is anyone else scared to sleep?
#187 - Coolsey (05/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Really? A whole post about dustmites, and you didn't talk about the way they mate!?

K, so basically girl dustmites don't like sex, and male dust mites can't fap, soooo they have to force themselves onto the girls. Cool thing is: male dustmites penis's are sharp and pericing. So what do they do? See a good look girl distmite, crawl on over to her, and stab her with it's sword-cock. Doesn't matter where, he just stabs her, and does her.

Now that's worth a read.
#116 - anonymous (05/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
uhhh.... grammar check? spell check? english check? cant really understand it very well....
User avatar #121 to #119 - boobalicious (05/06/2010) [-]
Jesus Christ , get a grammar nazi in here. He will have a ball with this horror of spelling going on.
Almost , but you forgot the comma, spelled Jesus wrong and forgot to capitalize Christ.
User avatar #37 - WolfPrince (05/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
ok guys my spelling sucks so just call me an illitirate jew
#45 to #41 - anonymous (05/06/2010) [-]
The correct phrase is "You're an illiterate Jew." Grammar Nazi attack!
#24 - ikeelyou **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [-]
It's not just bad., your spelling is kind of atrocious.
+6
#12 - TheAdolfHitler Comment deleted by WolfPrince [+] (3 replies)
#209 - lolcleverusername (05/07/2010) [-]
fuck you, I was just about to go to bed.
#207 - anonymous (05/07/2010) [-]
My dust mites are covered in semen, at least the ones that live in my bed are.
User avatar #83 - apchabraja (05/06/2010) [-]
i was eating peanuts while reading this. Crunchy Peantus.
User avatar #31 - guywithasock (05/06/2010) [-]
god damnit... i got that feeling that something is crawling all over me now...
User avatar #25 - Denmark (05/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm no grammar nazi but holy shit
User avatar #1 - RUxY (05/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
mooar
#110 - anonymous (05/06/2010) [-]
They like to dwell in warm beds ........... soooooo good excuse not to have to make the bed anymore YEAH!!!
User avatar #49 - Killerdreage (05/06/2010) [-]
Was going to thumbs this up, but owait I saw a spotted a desperate thumbswhore.
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