Your Mom's copy of 50 Shades.... ew...?.
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#8 - Absolute Madman (08/25/2012) [+] (8 replies)
my mom started reading that out in the living room, my dad hooked his laptop up to the tv and started watching porn just to make a point. my family is ****** up.
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User avatar #1 - tvfreakuk (08/25/2012) [+] (18 replies)
My mam read it, but she found it hard to finish... She was extremely shocked by the pornographic stuff in it.
She kept saying to me "GASP! What does she think she is doing!" and "Oh, I can't believe how much of a sheltered life I've led..."
User avatar #3 to #1 - gratrunka (08/25/2012) [-]
You're lucky. My mum read a couple of pages, and just said "Pfft, Amateurs."
#20 - darklit (08/25/2012) [-]
#100 - pacoseago (08/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Have you guys seen the new braille copy?
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#38 - thefasrdog (08/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Relevant?
Relevant?
#313 - Absolute Madman (08/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**anonymous rolls 72** shades of gray
#318 to #316 - coliosis (08/26/2012) [-]
**coliosis rolls 50** shades of gray
User avatar #210 - rwiddow (08/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Honestly i want the audio recording by gilbert gottfried.
#52 - vanoreo (08/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My mum wouldn't read it


Apparently every time you think of sex God cries.
User avatar #74 - xjessicaxrabbitx (08/25/2012) [+] (12 replies)
That book has the best quote I have ever read:

"Two orgasms...coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine, wow."

Because that's the sex I want. Do me like a washing machine.
#269 - unclegloops (08/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Be last week, on my way to school
> Train is getting full, I'm sitting by myself on a two-seater
> Big lady waddles in, decides to sit next to me
> JesusChristIamSquished
> Pulls out 50 Shades
> mfw
> Ten minutes left till my station
> At certain parts she starts panting, moving around in her seat
> People staring at her, looking at me with a " **** I'm happy I'm not that poor guy" look
> My station squeeze past woman, she doesn't even flinch, still reading
> As I squeeze past I say - louder than I intended - So porn is alright if you're the one enjoying it huh?
> All of my nope. Looks up, try and get out as fast as I can
> Everyone looking
> Get off train, look in through the window and she's put the book away

tl;dr I'm retarded
User avatar #5 - starzero (08/25/2012) [-]
Yeah... your mom.. *cough* faggot *cough*
#27 - thumbeldore (08/25/2012) [-]
Quit lying op, we know it's your book
#261 - dontcheckembro (08/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dontcheckembro rolled a random image posted in comment #248 at mums ** mfw I realized this might be your moms book, and you're the one touching it
**dontcheckembro rolled a random image posted in comment #248 at mums ** mfw I realized this might be your moms book, and you're the one touching it
User avatar #193 - bobthebst (08/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**bobthebst rolls 49** shades of grey

don't care if its right or wrong
User avatar #198 to #193 - robotvoice (08/26/2012) [-]
it's a prequal.
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#19 - dritz (08/25/2012) [-]
What's the rainbow doing in fifty shades of gray?
#398 - etrian (08/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
50 shades of grey read by Gilbert Gottfried.   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA   
I'm a man and this made me orgasm uncontrollably.
50 shades of grey read by Gilbert Gottfried.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
I'm a man and this made me orgasm uncontrollably.
User avatar #251 - xxeternaleclipsexx (08/26/2012) [-]
My mom bought this book while we went on vacation. Throughout reading it, she said she had to take cold showers because it was so "hot".

My mom is a pervert.
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