School's boldest lie

I really think "I have read and understood the terms and conditions" is the biggest lie ever.

> Son comes home from school, his eyes are red as fuck.
> 'Boy, why is your eyes so red?'
> 'Oh, I smoke weed Dad.
> 'Don't lie to me! You were crying because you're a faggot!'

Story Time:

>Freshman in high school
>Fag I've known since about 5th grade
>Fucking got caught with weed
>Because he was smoking it
>During school
>Under the gym bleachers
>Then he has the nerve to blame others for his own retardation.

>Middle school 8th grade
>Before school starts all the 7th and 8th graders has to go the gym everyday
>In my little circle of friends when group of tards walk in
>Leader of tards ask "Got any smokes?"
>No replies
>"Yall some pussy faggots"
>Pulls out some cigarettes and a joint
>Please note that we're in the school with staff members everywhere
>They start smoking in front of us
>I leave since I don't like to be involved with that kind of stuff (also because I don't want to get in trouble)
>Staff starts to run in my direction
>I assume they're running toward them
>lolnope.jpg
>They grab my arms and take me to the office
>Principle is asking me where the drugs are
>2 class periods, a drug dog and a visit from my parents later they decide to check my backpack
>No drugs
>Get suspended for a week for wasting their time
>Tards never got in trouble and I don't get an apology from the principle

We have a few "undercover students" at my school.
They have bags of catnip and flour and stuff and try to sell them to students.
If they accept they get arrested.


Also on the first day of 7th grade 2 kids got suspended for hotboxing the bathroom.

and then a little later a girl got caught giving a BJ to a fat kid and had to sit in the office waiting for her mom with cum on her face.

lying signs. they weren't free, damn 13 year olds always ripped me off

>be in 8th grade
>slut of a girl
>she fucks every body (not me)
>she gets caught with weed and condoms during school hours
>she didn't say anything for half a year

Actually went for a bike ride yesterday and witnessed a drug deal in the middle school playground right in front of one of those signs. MFW

Back in the ghettoes, my school grounds are free drug school zones.

I don't know where this school is located, but judging by the blue skies and thrilling vista of mountains in the background this place looks like a Battlefield 3 map.

Did someone say FREE DRUGS?

middle schoolers don't get it

**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #163052 at Anime & Manga ** I never got caught and I always had good grades, I know that feel