She has a point.... . Hey Earp, atheist? HIE ata' d an Eegh.. En haw can yam he a quad without Gad? Why dun' t gnu just murder peaple far am since you don' t be kill THEM for lord satan
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She has a point...

Hey Earp,
atheist?
HIE ata' d an
Eegh..
En haw can yam he a quad
without Gad? Why
dun' t gnu just murder
peaple far am since you
don' t believe in Hell?
...
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#9 - thecherry (08/24/2012) [+] (11 replies)
If one needs to believe in a good to be good and have morals, I am very sorry for them.
User avatar #27 - shadowstepone (08/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"Christians don't rob banks for fear of divine retribution. Atheists don't rob banks because it's a dick thing to do."
i forget who said that.
#220 - homicidalherpes (08/25/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Because although I don't believe in hell, I do believe in prison rape.
Because although I don't believe in hell, I do believe in prison rape.
#127 - mrhelmetman (08/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
“I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50% rate.”
User avatar #52 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You dont have to be a Christian, a Muslim, a Jew or an Atheist to believe in "Common Sense" or/and "THE LAW"
#106 - vanoreo (08/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Atheists may not believe in God

But they do believe in a nice place called prison...
User avatar #208 - mrsockz (08/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I knew a girl who told me she wanted me to get reincarnated into a tree so i can be cut down and turned into toilet paper. Just cuz she found out I was atheist
User avatar #185 - aluminiumfoiled (08/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm a Christian and this is HILARIOUS!
User avatar #188 to #185 - bagguhsleep (08/25/2012) [-]
I'm a HILARIOUS and this is Christian!
#195 - rambearclaw (08/25/2012) [-]
Yes because a Christian has never murdered anyone before...
#184 - unholyjebus (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**unholyjebus rolled a random image posted in comment #241885 at MLP Friendly Board ** this is my new Religion
**unholyjebus rolled a random image posted in comment #241885 at MLP Friendly Board ** this is my new Religion
#158 - ultimoz (08/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard... You don't murder people because its against the ******* law and you wouldn't want to spend your whole ******* life in prison.
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User avatar #70 - Noah (08/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I don't need god to be able to think "Man, I would really be an asshole if I did that."
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#145 - rtyo (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Only God I believe in Raptor Jesus.
#125 - slyve (08/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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I think, in the context of this joke, the chick had it easier.

The guy could do all that, get caught and go to prison for the rest of his life. Then he dies and just stops existing.

The chick could do all that **** too, go to prison, then repent all that she has done, she will be forgiven because she asked for forgiveness, then everything is fine again, she dies and goes to heaven anyway, nothing lost.

Why is it an argument that atheists could do anything if they chose to? Christians have the better reasons to do it, because no matter what they do, god forgives them anyway.

inb4 "chill out, it's a joke"

< mfw when i did it again and just couldn't skip a post about religion and had to write something that'll probably spark a nasty little discussion. **** me.
#246 - russellhoward (08/25/2012) [-]
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#197 - tonyri (08/25/2012) [-]
Wow OP make your own content for once.
User avatar #1 - thedungeonmaster (08/24/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Because it's illegal and you'll go to jail?
#3 to #1 - sweetdreamsnigger (08/24/2012) [-]
** ***************** rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at title ** Because it's ******* immoral and against every sane thought? Have you got no humanity left in you? Only because it's illegal? Not because you're taking the lives of innocents, you'll have to live with their blood on your hands
#165 - munchyman (08/25/2012) [-]
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