I Love Asian Women. I pee on the side of the toilet so it makes less noise.. I Had F in lam constantly having dreams of being back in china. Like I Comment' '.'
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I Love Asian Women

I pee on the side of the toilet so it makes less noise.

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lam constantly having dreams of being back in china.
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sexy 5'?" tall Japanese girl offering me cake and a happy ending.
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User avatar #1 - thedungeonmaster (08/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sometimes, I like to sit in the fridge and pretend i'm milk
User avatar #11 - hippymofuka (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I pee right in the middle of the toilet where the water is. This maximizes the sound to assure dominance in the household.
#25 - Airmanator (08/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sometimes I rub sand on my nipples.

Blood Eagle has our flag.
#61 - patombomb (08/25/2012) [-]
Hao you doin?
Hao you doin?
#74 - dolanthegreat (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dolanthegreat rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at So a priest walks into a bar... ** what I'm dreaming
#51 - kusalranawaka (08/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I read that as "I am constantly having dreams of being black in china."
I read that as "I am constantly having dreams of being black in china."
#92 - theniggerdickface (08/25/2012) [-]
What I dream of about an Asian women
What I dream of about an Asian women
#81 - gifnoob (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
if anyone has a bronie membership ring i really need one please guys ill trade any of my items or fj points for it please

#4 - anonymous (08/25/2012) [+] (10 replies)
lies lies lies
japan isn't real
#66 - paperboyjukka (08/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**paperboyjukka rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Two Face cat ** my dreams
User avatar #2 - trchamp (08/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Sexy japanese girl is an oxymoron
#78 - anonymous (08/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I piss in the middle of the toilet to assert my dominance.
User avatar #82 to #78 - theswagmobile (08/25/2012) [-]
I piss on the floor because I like to save water.
#57 - alldaypk (08/25/2012) [-]
**alldaypk rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Japanese Racing Movie ** The cake is a lie and so is the girl.
#98 - angelisk (08/25/2012) [-]
i had a dream last night where i had a school trip to nasa or some kind of space station.   
suddenly i get volunteered to a mission to another planet.   
i fly to the planet despite saying no because i thought we would crash.   
we crash.   
i survive.   
i try to survive on the planet, it somehow had a very nutricious surface, so i eat through it.   
When suddenly i see a few thousand more spacecrafts heading toward me, i dont know why, maybe they went to look for me, maybe not, i don't know.   
i panic, every ship crashes and doesn't even make a dent in the surface.   
Trying to eat my way through for cover i find that there is a soft, kinda familliar, jelly like substance in the center.   
i go in.   
i fall into some kind of coma state.   
i grow bigger. and bigger. Like even bigger than the planet and the universe.   
then i was born.   
MFW i woke up.
i had a dream last night where i had a school trip to nasa or some kind of space station.
suddenly i get volunteered to a mission to another planet.
i fly to the planet despite saying no because i thought we would crash.
we crash.
i survive.
i try to survive on the planet, it somehow had a very nutricious surface, so i eat through it.
When suddenly i see a few thousand more spacecrafts heading toward me, i dont know why, maybe they went to look for me, maybe not, i don't know.
i panic, every ship crashes and doesn't even make a dent in the surface.
Trying to eat my way through for cover i find that there is a soft, kinda familliar, jelly like substance in the center.
i go in.
i fall into some kind of coma state.
i grow bigger. and bigger. Like even bigger than the planet and the universe.
then i was born.
MFW i woke up.
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#79 - rollcore (08/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #60 - hokeymon (08/25/2012) [-]
I pee on the middle of the toilet to hear the sounds of nature, which is wild animals having sex.
#72 - waffies (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I can certainly surprise you at your door with offers of cake, and some of my parts are made in Japan!
I can certainly surprise you at your door with offers of cake, and some of my parts are made in Japan!
#100 - penistar (08/25/2012) [-]
**penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #147961 at Anime & Manga ** What my dreams are about
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