I Love Asian Women. I pee on the side of the toilet so it makes less noise.. I Had F in lam constantly having dreams of being back in china. Like I Comment' '.'
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I Love Asian Women

I pee on the side of the toilet so it makes less noise.

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lam constantly having dreams of being back in china.
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Aaron jun have dreams that I' m chilling in " living
room and the doorbell suddenly rings and I answer it to find a
sexy 5'?" tall Japanese girl offering me cake and a happy ending.
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User avatar #1 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (08/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sometimes, I like to sit in the fridge and pretend i'm milk
User avatar #11 - hippymofuka ONLINE (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I pee right in the middle of the toilet where the water is. This maximizes the sound to assure dominance in the household.
#25 - Airmanator (08/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sometimes I rub sand on my nipples.

Blood Eagle has our flag.
#61 - patombomb (08/25/2012) [-]
Hao you doin?
Hao you doin?
#74 - dolanthegreat (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dolanthegreat rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at So a priest walks into a bar... ** what I'm dreaming
#51 - kusalranawaka (08/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I read that as "I am constantly having dreams of being black in china."
I read that as "I am constantly having dreams of being black in china."
#92 - theniggerdickface (08/25/2012) [-]
What I dream of about an Asian women
What I dream of about an Asian women
#58 - warlockrichard ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
#4 - anonymous (08/25/2012) [+] (10 replies)
lies lies lies
japan isn't real
#81 - gifnoob (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
if anyone has a bronie membership ring i really need one please guys ill trade any of my items or fj points for it please

#66 - paperboyjukka (08/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**paperboyjukka rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Two Face cat ** my dreams
#42 - anonymous (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Lives in america
>Wants to be in Philippines
No offence, but the Philippines suck. No matter how you put it, its horrible. Bad health care, bad living enviorment, lots of disease. Those movies you see, no, thats the resort part of the Philippines. The Part where every one lives is a **** hole...
User avatar #2 - trchamp (08/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Sexy japanese girl is an oxymoron
#78 - anonymous (08/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I piss in the middle of the toilet to assert my dominance.
User avatar #82 to #78 - theswagmobile (08/25/2012) [-]
I piss on the floor because I like to save water.
#57 - alldaypk (08/25/2012) [-]
**alldaypk rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Japanese Racing Movie ** The cake is a lie and so is the girl.
#98 - angelisk (08/25/2012) [-]
i had a dream last night where i had a school trip to nasa or some kind of space station.   
suddenly i get volunteered to a mission to another planet.   
i fly to the planet despite saying no because i thought we would crash.   
we crash.   
i survive.   
i try to survive on the planet, it somehow had a very nutricious surface, so i eat through it.   
When suddenly i see a few thousand more spacecrafts heading toward me, i dont know why, maybe they went to look for me, maybe not, i don't know.   
i panic, every ship crashes and doesn't even make a dent in the surface.   
Trying to eat my way through for cover i find that there is a soft, kinda familliar, jelly like substance in the center.   
i go in.   
i fall into some kind of coma state.   
i grow bigger. and bigger. Like even bigger than the planet and the universe.   
then i was born.   
MFW i woke up.
i had a dream last night where i had a school trip to nasa or some kind of space station.
suddenly i get volunteered to a mission to another planet.
i fly to the planet despite saying no because i thought we would crash.
we crash.
i survive.
i try to survive on the planet, it somehow had a very nutricious surface, so i eat through it.
When suddenly i see a few thousand more spacecrafts heading toward me, i dont know why, maybe they went to look for me, maybe not, i don't know.
i panic, every ship crashes and doesn't even make a dent in the surface.
Trying to eat my way through for cover i find that there is a soft, kinda familliar, jelly like substance in the center.
i go in.
i fall into some kind of coma state.
i grow bigger. and bigger. Like even bigger than the planet and the universe.
then i was born.
MFW i woke up.
+3
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#79 - rollcore (08/25/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #438 at Poor kid. **
User avatar #60 - hokeymon (08/25/2012) [-]
I pee on the middle of the toilet to hear the sounds of nature, which is wild animals having sex.
#72 - waffies (08/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I can certainly surprise you at your door with offers of cake, and some of my parts are made in Japan!
I can certainly surprise you at your door with offers of cake, and some of my parts are made in Japan!
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