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#81 - moustachefingers (08/25/2012) [-]
He's like a male Samus.
User avatar #205 to #81 - splendiddust (08/25/2012) [-]
wait, have you seen the video where they meet? and they both end up being chicks, and then make out, and then have a dancing scene? the guy who made it works for rooster teeth now, you might know him as monty
User avatar #94 to #81 - reican (08/25/2012) [-]
they would do nice as a couple.
User avatar #101 to #94 - evilanakie (08/25/2012) [-]
there babys would be epic
if you know... john could breed due to the sparta program
User avatar #107 to #101 - thecomkiller (08/25/2012) [-]
A: Spartan*
B: he can breed, he just doesn't have the urge to
User avatar #113 to #107 - evilanakie (08/25/2012) [-]
medical inhibitors stop his "love" from getting in the way of his mission
User avatar #115 to #113 - thecomkiller (08/25/2012) [-]
the side effect of one of the drugs used to make him a spartan kills their sex-drive but it doesn't mean he's sterile, just asexual
User avatar #118 to #115 - evilanakie (08/25/2012) [-]
funny thing is the surgery's Spartans have to get when there 13+ re align there hip structure and if you dig deeper into the story it does thoroughly tell you how the 1st gen Spartans were left sterile
User avatar #120 to #118 - thecomkiller (08/25/2012) [-]
the 1st gen spartans had kids actually, it was part of halo 2's viral marketing scheme
User avatar #125 to #120 - evilanakie (08/25/2012) [-]
? wait what
User avatar #130 to #125 - thecomkiller (08/25/2012) [-]
http:// halo . wikia . com/wiki/Ilovebees
User avatar #104 to #101 - reican (08/25/2012) [-]
imagine them combining armor and weapon systems. and the fact that the Elites are now friendly. imagine a war, Elites VS. Space Pirates
User avatar #184 to #104 - thecreeperslayer (08/25/2012) [-]
Hell I'd buy that game
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