Study on Ghosts

A professor at the University of Alabama was
giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience: he
asks, "How ronny people here believe in ghosts.
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that' s a good start. Glut of those
who believe in thasts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
That' s really good. Tin really glad you
take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
That' s fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further____ Twleve any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and
says: "Son, all the years I' been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost- Youve got to come up here and tell us
about your experience"
The big redneck student replied with a nod
and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it' s like to have sex with a
ghost?
Bubba replied, "Shit, from way back there I
thought you said Goats."