scottish wisdom

Joke's on you, milk solves the problem of having weak bones.

at the last one:
what if i have a bowl of dry cereal?

Why can't we put Alcohol...In the milk?

3 more.
6. Always keep yer good eye on em.
7. Watch your potassium chloride.
8. Bring glue.

fake
scotish men dont cry
we put on kilts and punch trees

What if wanting Milk is your problem?

MFW im Scottish.

My bones aren't dense enough and break easily.

Fucking Milkdrinkers

pfft. Alcohol can be used to sterilize things, or as an accelerent. It also gets people hammered, which can in certain situations be socially and emotionally beneficial. It can also, properly dosed, act as a painkiller. Milk provides necessary nutrients, and has saved many lives by doing so.

MFW im Scottish

I remember the first time I saw this post.

I've been speaking and reading everything in a scottish accent for the last hour and then I come across this.

Did anyone else read this in a scottish accent?

Btw, this is a repost, but it's been a long time and it's really funny, I still laughed.

Any other scotfags out there?