Shake it off. . The donkey and the well The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do Finally, he decided the donkey was old
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Shake it off

The donkey and the well
The animal cried
piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to
figure out what to do
Finally, he decided the
donkey was old, and the
Well, needed to be
covered up anyway; it
just wasn' t worth it to
retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his
neighbors to come over
and help him. They all
grabbed a shovel and
began to shovel dirt into
the well.
At first, the donkey
realized what was
happening and cried
horribly. Then, to
everyone' s amazement
he quieted down. The
wise animal hit on a
plan. l
As each spadeful of dirt
hit his back, the donkey
would shake it off and
take a step up on the
growing mound of
earth. Eventually, the
mound grow high
enough for him to step
out the well and happily
trotted off!
Life is going to shovel
dirt on you, all kinds of
dirt. The trick to getting
out of the well is to
shake it off and take a
step up. We can get out
of the deepest well by
not stopping and never
giving up. Just shake it
off and take a step up.
...
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User avatar #1 - thegrimreaver (08/23/2012) [-]
At least until some douche comes by in a bulldozer, and drops 2 tons of dirt on you all at once.
User avatar #11 - spener (08/24/2012) [-]
donkey in a well? what an ass hole. amirite?
User avatar #23 - IAmManbearpig (08/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
and that's why you always kill something BEFORE you bury it
User avatar #22 - wolvesbrickwall (08/24/2012) [-]
This inspired me. I needed this. Thanks OP.
#3 - burtdog (08/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And if you don't you'll end up a filthy asshole??? where was the punchline I was waiting for?
User avatar #2 - leonhaert (08/23/2012) [-]
nope i think i want to be buried
User avatar #24 - MASTEROFAIL (08/24/2012) [-]
Thank you, OP. Today, you were a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #16 - organiclead (08/24/2012) [-]
I think I got this e-mail form my grandma once...
User avatar #12 - bosshogoutlaw (08/24/2012) [-]
.....That was actually really inspirational, I've never heard that before
User avatar #10 - therealslim (08/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
And to all the women keep this a motto to live by
Dont let in ass in your hole
#30 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Pretentious ********
User avatar #31 to #30 - champaigne (08/24/2012) [-]
Says the guy who will die alone
#21 - retypat (08/24/2012) [-]
Lesson of the story: dont try to bury your ass, itll only come back to get you
#6 - djwaffles (08/24/2012) [-]
must have taken a long time to shovel all that dirt...at least a fortnight
User avatar #33 - endface (08/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What if I don't have any legs?
User avatar #32 - kdantimo (08/24/2012) [-]
that works until they start using dump trucks of dirt. thats how my ass got destroyed.. either thats how or well... nevermind
#20 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
And then the donkey bit the farmer, the bite got infected and the farmer died.


^ Legit ending to that story.
#17 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
or you know, life can dump you in a very deep ditch (or well) an decide not to throw dirt (struggles) over you so you have nothing to step on (overcome) and you just sit there and die , because life isn't a farmer, it won't try to bury you
-me
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