Answers and questions

Perfect answers to retarded questions.
You are in a hurry and you can' t find you
keys:
Are you looking for you keys?
No, The thuth is that i have them in my pocket,
but i love to walk all over the place like an idiot
looking for them.
When you grab 8 pen and a checkbook to pay
something:
Will you pay by check?
4251
No, writing a poem.
Going to the store to buy rats poison.
You have rat poison?
Yes, we have it, you need some?
No, I' ll bring the rats later to give them poison.
Giving flowers to you Wife/ Girlfriend
not recomended but still funny):
Oh, those are flowers?
No, they' re a new kind of carrots
When holding a heavy box to you apartment
while waiting for the elevator:
No, waiting for the department to come down.
A friend or familiar calls you to your home phone
number:
Hey what' s up, where are you?
giveth
In the North Pole a tornado took my house here
Going out when its raining:
Are you going out with this rain?
I. -No, I' ll wait for the next
2. -Yes, we have a date.
Carrying to repair an electronic device:
At doesn' t work?
No, the device was bored at home so i took it
to go for a walk.
When trying to take a nap with you eyes closed:
Are you trying to sleep?
No, training to die.
Really?
Not sorry for the long post
YOU DON' T SAY?