Sad But True. accurate. ya mamma jakes are cold, comman and used by everyine. just like ya mamma
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Sad But True

accurate

Tags: Fat | mum
ya mamma jakes are cold, comman and used
by everyine.
just like ya mamma
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Submitted: 08/22/2012
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#1 - wheresthefudge (08/22/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Nerdy yo mamma joke thread? NERDY YO MOMMA JOKE THREAD!   
Yo mamma so ugly not even a halogen would bond with that.
Nerdy yo mamma joke thread? NERDY YO MOMMA JOKE THREAD!
Yo mamma so ugly not even a halogen would bond with that.
#5 to #3 - misterkinz (08/22/2012) [-]
yo mamma so fat, i dont know any science but she is fucking fat
#23 - arnoldbusk (08/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I thought I was on 9gag for a second there. Fuck every single person who thumbes this up.
#18 - grampian (08/23/2012) [-]
you know who else is old, common and used by everyone...
#8 - GEofmann (08/23/2012) [-]
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks
#4 - sigmatempus (08/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yo mama is so fat she has diabetes.
User avatar #28 - joshlol (08/23/2012) [-]
This site is as bad as 9gag now
User avatar #27 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2012) [-]
How original. A your momma joke. I could make one too, but that would be almost as easy as she is
User avatar #10 - thereddevils (08/23/2012) [-]
"Your mother is so poor that she cant even pay attention" - Eric Cartmann
#29 - N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [-]
Every yo momma joke has been used at least once.

Just like yo momma.
User avatar #11 - ningyoaijin (08/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In England, we just call them "your mother jokes". Or in the north-east, "ya mam jokes". Based on this, I would also assume the southerners use "your mum jokes".
#34 - N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [-]
mfw kids tell me "yo momma" jokes and my mother's been dead since I was 10   
That includes you OP, fuck you
mfw kids tell me "yo momma" jokes and my mother's been dead since I was 10
That includes you OP, fuck you
#31 - N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [-]
But then you always stumble across a fucking genius that replies to you: "My mom is dead, u asshole"
>MFW
User avatar #20 - thewebspinner (08/23/2012) [-]
Ok guys I'm getting a bit tired of this, there's a plague of jokes on here stolen from sickipedia which is a fuckin' awesome website check it out. And dude, you could at least give credit.
User avatar #15 - tonttu (08/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yo momma's so fat, that the galaxy orbits around her.
User avatar #13 - sushimesser **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]
Yo momma's like a black marker.
Fat, black and smells like alcohol.
#33 - cravemate (08/23/2012) [-]
Straight from sickipedia! Dick.
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