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This girl knows whats up
Uploaded by: roughriders
tl;dr : Good guys end up in friendzone.
To every guy that' s said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that' s said, " beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see
her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick
or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how
he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that hugs her when she' s sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see
her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter
what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every
word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve
them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her
dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even f you are not with
her.
Good luck in the friendzone.
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To every guy that' s said, " beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see
her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick
or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how
he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that hugs her when she' s sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see
her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter
what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every
word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve
them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her
dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even f you are not with
her.
Good luck in the friendzone.
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#30
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thekaiseroxc (08/23/2012) [+]
(16 replies)
Hey! Maybe....just maybe...the problem isn't being a "nice guy". Maybe the problem is that these kind of girls are stupid cunts who can't appreciate a guy who just wants to treat them well. Maybe "nice guys" should stop wasting their time on dumb bitches and find a girl who appreciates you and much as you do her!
Or hire a hooker. Either way.
Or hire a hooker. Either way.
#29
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bosshogoutlaw (08/23/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Aright, gather 'round funnyjunkers. It's advice time. If you disagree, comment cuz I'm more than willing to discuss it.
Psych fact: the three things women are attracted to most are prowess, attractiveness, and wealth.
There's many things this leads to, but namely it means, if you're the nice guy, you're not the TOP guy, and It's all about dominance. You CAN be a strong assertive, leader without being a massive douche. It is a fine line, but when you find it, and your golden
Also, not having any enemies isnt a good thing, it means you're a bitch. As Churchill said, it's good for a man to have enemies, it means he stands for something.
And as far as attraction, women will date guys with good bodies just as readily as men will, get fucking gym membership.
Take this advice at it will help you out.
In a nutshell: become one of the best at something, get in shape, and get confident (money doesn't matter so much at younger ages) and you'll see success with women.
I used to be super nice as many of you are, I'm sure. But now I actually have a pair of balls and things have been vastly better ever since. I'm still told often that I'm a good guy, I'm not a douche, but no one walks on me and I get what I am for. If you ask me, there's not much more you can want out of yourself.
Psych fact: the three things women are attracted to most are prowess, attractiveness, and wealth.
There's many things this leads to, but namely it means, if you're the nice guy, you're not the TOP guy, and It's all about dominance. You CAN be a strong assertive, leader without being a massive douche. It is a fine line, but when you find it, and your golden
Also, not having any enemies isnt a good thing, it means you're a bitch. As Churchill said, it's good for a man to have enemies, it means he stands for something.
And as far as attraction, women will date guys with good bodies just as readily as men will, get fucking gym membership.
Take this advice at it will help you out.
In a nutshell: become one of the best at something, get in shape, and get confident (money doesn't matter so much at younger ages) and you'll see success with women.
I used to be super nice as many of you are, I'm sure. But now I actually have a pair of balls and things have been vastly better ever since. I'm still told often that I'm a good guy, I'm not a douche, but no one walks on me and I get what I am for. If you ask me, there's not much more you can want out of yourself.
#72
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N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
From a girls stand point it's pretty obvious in the first weeks of knowing a guy if he is going to be a friend or something more. Most guys complaining of this "friendzone" just don't know how to flirt and don't make there feelings known to the girl at the begining, she therefore befriends him as there is no sexual element to the relationship.
Obviously a lot of users of this site have this problem and have together passed the blame onto girls making them the enemy. It's all the girl's fault and you're just a poor nice guy.
What are you guys expecting to happen? One day a girl who YOU'VE treated as nothing more then a friend is going to turn around and say "oh yeah I am now sexually attracted to you". Wise up guys, stop playing the victim here.
Obviously a lot of users of this site have this problem and have together passed the blame onto girls making them the enemy. It's all the girl's fault and you're just a poor nice guy.
What are you guys expecting to happen? One day a girl who YOU'VE treated as nothing more then a friend is going to turn around and say "oh yeah I am now sexually attracted to you". Wise up guys, stop playing the victim here.
I got out of the friendzone once, it was actually really easy.
If I just hang around her, constantly complimenting her in a nonthreatening way, she'll eventually love me back.
Yep, any day now...
Yep, any day now...
#106
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barrythehorse (08/23/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
So you're saying that if you're nice to a girl. They'll friend-zone you. But if you do the exact opposite of all those things. She will want to be with you?
#79
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N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
When a girl doesn't like a guy, many are kind enough to still be friends with them or "friendzone them."
When a guy doesnt like a girl, he treats her like shit and ignores her.
And guys think girls are bad for friendzoning
When a guy doesnt like a girl, he treats her like shit and ignores her.
And guys think girls are bad for friendzoning
#134
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N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [-]
This is high school shit. Once you go to college and learn to be yourself i promise you that you could just go back and fuck her. Its too easy.
#120
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ghancc (08/23/2012) [-]
**ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #680267 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** lol mfw i've done a ton of these with my gf
What people fail to grasp is that being "nice" is not a substitute for also being unfunny, boring, awkward or just plain ugly.
I'm sure Susan Boyle is a "nice person", but you don't see people lining up to date her.
I'm sure Susan Boyle is a "nice person", but you don't see people lining up to date her.
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smeissisafagisafag (08/23/2012) [-]
Oddly enough, these are exactly the things you need to do when you are in a relationship.
and with relationship i dont mean a teenage high school thing... but a mature meaningfull relationship, preferable with someone of your own educational level.
and with relationship i dont mean a teenage high school thing... but a mature meaningfull relationship, preferable with someone of your own educational level.
if i have to lower myself to be an asshole to get a girl then i think this world needs some fixing