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Valve
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valve probably earned 5x more money during that time with summer sale
Really, once Valve buys the rights to sell the game. Every copy that they sell is profit. Even if they give the maker some continuous revenue, it would only be a percentage. Because its all in a Cloud format they don't need to buy blank disks or jewel-cases, or covers. They just have to sell the programming. Therefore, they could be having a sale 24/7 and still make profit.
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frodothetroll **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]
>Gaben at E3 2013
>brought in by industrial barge and lowered to the stage by cargo cranes
>says he has a big announcement
>talks about dota 2 first
>says he's ready to make his announcement
>pnematic tubes that feed him superdense potatoes lower down
>gabe announces that he is close to reaching critical mass and his time of accension is soon
>deep within his folds the pressure grows too great and nuclear fusion begins
>glowing now Gabe announces episode 3
>he rises into the air getting brighter and brighter every second
>'goodbye my children, now i must leave this planet'
>he ascends into the cosmos to take his rightfull place in the celestial order.
>his star shines brightest, watching over us
>world peace is eventually declared
>common disease is wiped out and poverty abolished
> we send a mission to mars and begin our journey into the great cosmic ocean
>brought in by industrial barge and lowered to the stage by cargo cranes
>says he has a big announcement
>talks about dota 2 first
>says he's ready to make his announcement
>pnematic tubes that feed him superdense potatoes lower down
>gabe announces that he is close to reaching critical mass and his time of accension is soon
>deep within his folds the pressure grows too great and nuclear fusion begins
>glowing now Gabe announces episode 3
>he rises into the air getting brighter and brighter every second
>'goodbye my children, now i must leave this planet'
>he ascends into the cosmos to take his rightfull place in the celestial order.
>his star shines brightest, watching over us
>world peace is eventually declared
>common disease is wiped out and poverty abolished
> we send a mission to mars and begin our journey into the great cosmic ocean
#55
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jmezfm (08/23/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
Can someone please explain to me the joke about the numbers? I must have missed something.
inb4 red thumbs.
inb4 red thumbs.
The joke is that Valve cant count to three, becasue all their games just stop before that.
They made Half Life, Half Life 2, Half Life 2 Episoides 1 and 2, and have yet to make a third one,
They made Left for Dead 1 and 2 and now are making a prequel, once again avoiding 3
Portal 1 and 2, and once again, no 3. Etc, etc
They made Half Life, Half Life 2, Half Life 2 Episoides 1 and 2, and have yet to make a third one,
They made Left for Dead 1 and 2 and now are making a prequel, once again avoiding 3
Portal 1 and 2, and once again, no 3. Etc, etc