Logic for Christians. The tags are lying. Se recently T was out; protesting Chik fil a with my bisexual girlfriend and her lesbian mather despite living in the Bible belt. and every few minutes er we get seme uber I Christian drive by and yell "FADEOUT" er T started thinking abaut the Bible T used feller like a zambie... and remembered a bit where " sin is greater than the ether" and new T have a few questions fer all
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Logic for Christians

The tags are lying

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Se recently T was out; protesting Chik fil a
with my bisexual girlfriend and her lesbian
mather despite living in the Bible belt.
and every few minutes er we get seme uber I
Christian drive by and yell "FADEOUT" er
T started thinking abaut the Bible
T used feller like a zambie...
and remembered a bit where " sin is greater
than the ether"
and new T have a few questions
fer all Christians.
Ci)) ( Have yeu ever:
Cut year hair"?
Hated sameone else'?
Teld a lie? , all knew yeu have)
If yeu said yes any of these questions,
aller me give yeu a simple math equation:
With the preceeding statement,
sinner is greater than the ether"
being gay = any ether sin
telling a lie = being gay
net leving thy neighbor = being gay
cutting year hair (which yes, is a sin) = being gay
Se, guess what Christfags, ever sinned ever?
YOU' RE A FAGGOT.
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#11 - roderick (08/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I've always been a live and let live christian. I say, you guys do what you want, whether that be homosexual activities or just sitting around just being you. I think gay people are pretty darn cool.
#42 - N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
I can't wait until gay marriage and weed are legal so people will shut the fuck up.
#74 - stevefromLI (08/22/2012) [-]
Legalize Gay marriage in America and allow churches the right to deny a gay wedding. Problems are solved, and we can now get back to things that matter like cancer research, alternative energy sources, and space exploration.
User avatar #56 - tangiers (08/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I don't care if you believe what the CEO said or not, I thought we lived in a free country where you were allowed to speak your mind and have your own opinion. evidently only certain groups have that privilege.
User avatar #47 - thatawesomekid (08/22/2012) [-]
Sinner =/= Homosexual

But sinner = sinner. All sins are the same, so no one person is really above the other.
#46 - lulzitsdalton (08/22/2012) [-]
OP tries to be all cool and "logical"

This kind of thing doesn't belong on FJ man, it's not StartAShitStormJunk.
User avatar #44 - thefloppinater (08/22/2012) [-]
So uhhh.... why were you protesting chick fil a?

I understand you may not agree with the owner's views toward homosexuality, but he had every right to express his view. And unless I missed something, he only said that he didn't agree with gay marriage right? It's not like he wasn't gonna serve gays people their food.
User avatar #41 - justadude (08/22/2012) [-]
who gives a shit
#32 - cupotruth (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes congratulations OP we all hate each other.   
   
   
   
Shocking isn't it?
Yes congratulations OP we all hate each other.



Shocking isn't it?
#107 - jcllcj (08/23/2012) [-]
God fucking dammit FJ I came here to look at something funny not see another religious shit storm. I get enough of it from family, friends and co-workers I just want a place where I can laugh at jokes
God fucking dammit FJ I came here to look at something funny not see another religious shit storm. I get enough of it from family, friends and co-workers I just want a place where I can laugh at jokes
#106 - thepenname (08/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Protesting Chick-fil-A for its owner practicing free speech is discrimination. He isn't causing harm to gays in any way not protected by the constitution. If they were blasting homosexuals who tried to dine at their restaurants, then it'd be another thing. Hell, it's not even as if the owners of individual franchises or employees share those beliefs. You're only complicating their jobs. "Protesting" Chick-fil-A is completely asinine, since you cannot take any legal action against them. You're essentially just trying to censor them, which is bullshit. I don't agree with discriminating gays, but trying to take away the rights of those with dissenting opinions isn't going to change their views.
User avatar #84 - payneiac (08/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just get the fuck of FunnyJunk we don't need this shit on here. I don't agree with your beliefs, and you don't agree with mine. You don't see me going around calling people Libfags or Athfags (I know neither of those would work its just an example) all you fuckers do is breed hatred.
#45 - tacolisious (08/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
What is so wrong with a man going with his beliefs? I'm an atheist but, I'm sorry to say, the homosexual people who want "Gay Marriage." Marriage is a term made by Christianity, which opposes homosexuality. Why would you want something made by a religion that hates you? Both sides are at fault. Christians for being bigoted pricks and Homosexuals for not caring what marriage is, just that they can't have it so the want it.
#2 - mypantsarebrown ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
Well i guess i like dick...
User avatar #114 - bearinganhourglass ONLINE (08/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Although I do understand your protest, I must say it's silly to protest one business just because the CEO believes in traditional marriage. Some other anti-gay companies are: Walmart, Chevron, Boy Scouts, and Salvation Army. Would you really protest a charity for being for traditional marriage? Yes, stick with your beliefs. I'm just saying there's no need to protest businesses for their CEO's opinion. They have many employees within their company who are trying to earn a living, and protesting them impedes their business. Plus, just because a CEO has an opinion, doesn't mean it's going to change society. Let them sell there product in peace. If you don't want it, don't buy it. It's that simple.
#66 - lulzdealer (08/22/2012) [-]
all it means is that all sin is at an equal level. i.e. theft is NO WORSE than murder. not that theft=murder. and the same thing applies here, homosexuality is at the same level as other sins, but does NOT equal those sins.
User avatar #31 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/22/2012) [-]
I admit, there are some good arguments against Christianity, but ones like these are just fucking dumb. No, I'm not christian.
User avatar #25 - MCPO ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
I went to Chcik-Fil-A and got some chicken. Sure it wasn't as eventful as protesting or protesting the protesting, or even protesting the protesting the protestors becasue they were protesting an opinion, but at least I got something out of it.
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