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Logic for Christians
Uploaded by: slapintheclap
The tags are lying
Se recently T was out; protesting Chik fil a
with my bisexual girlfriend and her lesbian
mather despite living in the Bible belt.
and every few minutes er we get seme uber I
Christian drive by and yell "FADEOUT" er
T started thinking abaut the Bible
T used feller like a zambie...
and remembered a bit where " sin is greater
than the ether"
and new T have a few questions
fer all Christians.
Ci)) ( Have yeu ever:
Cut year hair"?
Hated sameone else'?
Teld a lie? , all knew yeu have)
If yeu said yes any of these questions,
aller me give yeu a simple math equation:
With the preceeding statement,
sinner is greater than the ether"
being gay = any ether sin
telling a lie = being gay
net leving thy neighbor = being gay
cutting year hair (which yes, is a sin) = being gay
Se, guess what Christfags, ever sinned ever?
YOU' RE A FAGGOT.
with my bisexual girlfriend and her lesbian
mather despite living in the Bible belt.
and every few minutes er we get seme uber I
Christian drive by and yell "FADEOUT" er
T started thinking abaut the Bible
T used feller like a zambie...
and remembered a bit where " sin is greater
than the ether"
and new T have a few questions
fer all Christians.
Ci)) ( Have yeu ever:
Cut year hair"?
Hated sameone else'?
Teld a lie? , all knew yeu have)
If yeu said yes any of these questions,
aller me give yeu a simple math equation:
With the preceeding statement,
sinner is greater than the ether"
being gay = any ether sin
telling a lie = being gay
net leving thy neighbor = being gay
cutting year hair (which yes, is a sin) = being gay
Se, guess what Christfags, ever sinned ever?
YOU' RE A FAGGOT.
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#42
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N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
I can't wait until gay marriage and weed are legal so people will shut the fuck up.
I don't care if you believe what the CEO said or not, I thought we lived in a free country where you were allowed to speak your mind and have your own opinion. evidently only certain groups have that privilege.
Sinner =/= Homosexual
But sinner = sinner. All sins are the same, so no one person is really above the other.
But sinner = sinner. All sins are the same, so no one person is really above the other.
#46
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lulzitsdalton (08/22/2012) [-]
OP tries to be all cool and "logical"
This kind of thing doesn't belong on FJ man, it's not StartAShitStormJunk.
This kind of thing doesn't belong on FJ man, it's not StartAShitStormJunk.
So uhhh.... why were you protesting chick fil a?
I understand you may not agree with the owner's views toward homosexuality, but he had every right to express his view. And unless I missed something, he only said that he didn't agree with gay marriage right? It's not like he wasn't gonna serve gays people their food.
I understand you may not agree with the owner's views toward homosexuality, but he had every right to express his view. And unless I missed something, he only said that he didn't agree with gay marriage right? It's not like he wasn't gonna serve gays people their food.
#107
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jcllcj (08/23/2012) [-]
God fucking dammit FJ I came here to look at something funny not see another religious shit storm. I get enough of it from family, friends and co-workers I just want a place where I can laugh at jokes
#106
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thepenname (08/23/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Protesting Chick-fil-A for its owner practicing free speech is discrimination. He isn't causing harm to gays in any way not protected by the constitution. If they were blasting homosexuals who tried to dine at their restaurants, then it'd be another thing. Hell, it's not even as if the owners of individual franchises or employees share those beliefs. You're only complicating their jobs. "Protesting" Chick-fil-A is completely asinine, since you cannot take any legal action against them. You're essentially just trying to censor them, which is bullshit. I don't agree with discriminating gays, but trying to take away the rights of those with dissenting opinions isn't going to change their views.
Just get the fuck of FunnyJunk we don't need this shit on here. I don't agree with your beliefs, and you don't agree with mine. You don't see me going around calling people Libfags or Athfags (I know neither of those would work its just an example) all you fuckers do is breed hatred.
#45
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tacolisious (08/22/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
What is so wrong with a man going with his beliefs? I'm an atheist but, I'm sorry to say, the homosexual people who want "Gay Marriage." Marriage is a term made by Christianity, which opposes homosexuality. Why would you want something made by a religion that hates you? Both sides are at fault. Christians for being bigoted pricks and Homosexuals for not caring what marriage is, just that they can't have it so the want it.
Although I do understand your protest, I must say it's silly to protest one business just because the CEO believes in traditional marriage. Some other anti-gay companies are: Walmart, Chevron, Boy Scouts, and Salvation Army. Would you really protest a charity for being for traditional marriage? Yes, stick with your beliefs. I'm just saying there's no need to protest businesses for their CEO's opinion. They have many employees within their company who are trying to earn a living, and protesting them impedes their business. Plus, just because a CEO has an opinion, doesn't mean it's going to change society. Let them sell there product in peace. If you don't want it, don't buy it. It's that simple.
I admit, there are some good arguments against Christianity, but ones like these are just fucking dumb. No, I'm not christian.